Fate

Get to know a 老友记 bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.

Call other people "Champ" 或者 "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the 蝙蝠侠 theme incessantly.

Staple papers together in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

Insist on giving weather forecasts in public.

Claim to be AMS certified....

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When 你 break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses 你 - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want 你 to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants 你 to read it ]
When she walks away from 你 mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ 吻乐队（Kiss） her ]
When she pushes 你 或者 hit's 你 - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at 你 - [ 吻乐队（Kiss） her and tell her 你 爱情 her ]
When she ignore's 你 - [ Give her your...