Happy Birthday cake!

1. Take someone's shopping 大车, 购物车 and switch the items with stuff from the person 下一个 to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 你 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 你 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. 移动 "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...

All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy 冬青, 冬青树 died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If 你 toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card 说 he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame 街, 街道 were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....

Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person 下一个 to 你 if they know how to tap into top-secret 五角大楼 files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the 删除 key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever 你 hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard 由 reaching over, saying "Excuse...

Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some 更多 that I came up with too, hope 你 enjoy!




1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?




2. People who are willing to get off their butt to 搜索 the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...

"The cup has runneth over"

As a black man. This was a long time coming. We've always had that position of 秒 class citizen in the United States after slavery and now this is another big step the civil rights movement is taking to progress equality for all.

All over the US. Police officers are being corrupt on the fucking news during the riots and the peaceful protesting and I thank god that people were there to showcase that. From the depression,the covid-19 deaths and general inequality that has happened for LITERAL years in all facets. It's about time people rose up against this country...

Yesterday was my 20th birthday. For a lot of people, something like this is very important. After all, we only live once and milestone years like this can mark an key moment in our lives. In my case, it's when I fully transition from being a teenager to being an adult. To celebrate this, I decided to finally 发布 an 文章 that I wanted to write for a long time. I wanted to talk about my 最喜爱的 medium of story-telling, as well as to explain why it matters so much to me.
We all have our 最喜爱的 ways of telling a story, 或者 to express our emotions and points-of-view. My 最喜爱的 is animation,...

So about a 年 ago, I was chilling out back, relaxin’ all cool, watching a video 由 Matt McMuscles on youtobe about a little Squaresoft game called The Bouncer. I remember watching it but the only thing I came away with was, “Wait a second.... Dog 街, 街道 is the name of the clothes on that one kid in Kingdom Hearts!”. About a 年 later, I heard of the game again and thought, “Well, I’m into weird PS2 games. May as well give it a try.” Thankfully, despite being a hard to find game, it was pretty cheap to get. It was a game released around the start of the PS2 and was going to be...

Well this is a game I never knew existed. Most of these games, I had minor knowledge of, but this is a game I never heard of, not a once. Terrawars: New York Invasion is a shooter all about playing as a soldier that must stop an alien invasion taking place in New York, obviously. The game was developed 由 Lady Luck Digital Media, this being their first and last game. Released on Xbox Original and PC, Terrawars was a game made on passion. The developers themselves went to New York City, Manhattan to be exact, in order to get the game to look as close to New York as possible. It’s kind of nice...

This is a My Little 小马 粉丝 Fiction. If 你 do not like talking ponies that come in different colors, please run away to safety.



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STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
Drug Addicts
Italian...

I never did play Octodad, a game that was 说 to be unique, if frustrating in its own way. Neither did I play I Am Bread, also frustrating with it’s gameplay. I never understood the appeal of games that try to anger 你 unless there is a unique spin to it 或者 something good. And I think waiting for that paid off, because today, we’ll be talking about one of the funniest written indie games I’ve played, Manual Samuel



Manual Samuel follows the tale of Samuel obviously, a trust fund baby who has never had to work a 日 in his life and has had everything practically handed to him. That...