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i just wonder if 你 guys like this better, 或者 你 don't like pictures of girls at all
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This 随意 照片 contains 裸露的双腿, 连裤袜, 紧身短裤, 紧身, 裸腿, 短裤, 短裙, 紧身的紧身裤, 袜子, 软管, 紧身衣, and 紧身裤紧身衣. There might also be 袜, 放养, playsuit, 戏剧, 防寒, 支持软管, 支持备货, 支撑软管, 支撑袜, and 放养.

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1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I 发布 a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think 你 can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the 随意 粉丝 club doesn't mean 你 won't get reported.

3. The 问题 aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then 你 click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If 你 post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over 由 the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...
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To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw 你 to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I 爱情 you
你 say do 你 mean it?
I say yes I do
I 爱情 你
更多 than anything in the world
你 爱情 me for who I am
Not for my looks 或者 body
Just me
If 你 never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
你 found me and took me in
你 cared for me and treated me like...
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This 列表 was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My 收藏夹 are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round 表 was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much 你 push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...
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What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.


Why Do People Fear Itching?

If 你 have a phobia about itching, 你 may harbor some memories of past infections 或者 other problems that caused 你 to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.


Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

Hygiene...
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Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up 由 St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send 你 to Heaven 或者 Hell. After all, 你 enormously helped society 由 putting a computer in almost every 首页 in America, yet 你 also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let 你 decide where 你 want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let 你 visit both places briefly,...
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1. If using a touch-tone, press 随意 numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival 比萨, 比萨饼 place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their 问题 with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...
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