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posted by batgirl910
I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.?

I have alot of guy 老友记 so i must be fucking every single one of them.?

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.?

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.?

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.?

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m 老友记 with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.?

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.?

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.?

I’m black, so I must be stupid.?

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.?

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.?

I’m straight...
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Not immediatly begin bf/gf. I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had to get permission from the girl’s parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would physically call her and talk to her, not text. I wanna go back to the generation where your first 吻乐队(Kiss) would be with someone you’ve been da
ting for months, not hookup with a guy 你 meet in a club. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would give 你 his varsity jacket. I wanna go back to the generation where a girl can get any guy just 由 wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sneakers. I wanna...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical 马 with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod的, ipod 或者 something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the 食物 sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the 音乐 store whether 你 can get a CD that 你 know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two 分钟 later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if 你 are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when 你 get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by merlinfanatic
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 问题 to determine the level of your intellect.
Your 回复 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating 或者 wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: 你 are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are 你 now?

Answer:
If 你 answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. 你 overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 下一个 问题 try not to be so dumb.
2 : If 你 overtake the last...
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posted by karpach_14
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

When a man brings his wife 花 for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, 你 haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. 你 order what 你 want, then when 你 see what the other fellow has, 你 wish 你 had ordered that.
Unknown

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner
posted by cute20k
Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells 你 a joke and 你 say "LOL".

3. 你 watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. 你 have called out someone's screen name while making 爱情 to your significant other.

5. 你 keep begging your 老友记 to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. 你 have to get a 2d phone line just so 你 can call 比萨, 比萨饼 Hut.

9. 你 go into labour and 你 stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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Here is alot of 随意 things to do when your bored, i made most of these up with friends!

1.When your in the 超级市场, 超市 go up to a 随意 stranger and whisper "I will come for 你 in the night" behind thier back

2.Stand 下一个 to a person who is taller then 你 and shout "IM SHRINKING!"

3.Go into your local 超级市场, 超市 and grab a large 水果 (watermellon ect.) and hand it to a 随意 person and say "The fate of the world depends on your desision" then walk away

4.When your in a arioplane skip around 唱歌 "Im walking in the air!"

5.The 下一个 time your in the lift grin and say "I've got new socks...
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