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 《K.O.小拳王》 Batman!
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Chapter One: Salvador

Silver Monroe skipped up the stone steps to Westover High School. Silver could have easily gotten almost any boy she wanted; only she had yet to find the one meant for her. She walked swiftly down the long hallways to her first class; math.

After about ten 分钟 the boy sitting behind her raised his hand, asking for water. Silver had been in mostly the same classes as him almost the entire 年 and she had never heard him talk before. She had never really even noticed him before. He had long, blonde hair that was almost white and black eyes. The teacher, Mrs. Taylor dismissed...
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posted by ShadowFan100
I decided to make a 列表 a crap I hate (IDk if some of this will be offensive 或者 not, but I just need to get a few of these things off my chest)

-Abusers/Racism (kinda in one)

I hate animal/human abusers who feel like "tough" just for hurting others different 或者 smaller than they are.

-Sexism (of both sides)

The part I really hate about this is when they act like guys NEVER get abused. Abuse happens in both genders, yet it seems like the world only pays attention to the girl side and not BOTH. Not fair. Just cuz I'm not a girl don't mean I've never been abused 或者 hated on ect.


I'm nice person,...
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posted by pollydbookworm
This 鸭 walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do 你 have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the 鸭 leaves.

The 下一个 day, the 鸭 returns and asks, "Do 你 have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the 鸭 leaves.

The 日 after that, the 鸭 walks in the store again and asks "Do 你 have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told 你 no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if 你 come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five 分钟 yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time 你 see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that 你 are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that 你 are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure 你 dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
posted by ilovetowrite
people on 随意 are the dumbest persons in life they are very disappointed ,they are 迷失 everywhere ,they forget freedom is just another life ,and they are depressed and don't get a life
How pathetic !
They are real trolls
they are annoying
and they will go to hell soon
i'll kick their dirty 屁股 soon
HOW Pathetic are they ?

they should be burnt here and send to the hell!

my opinion on friendship is 你 have to have a friend for starters. but what 你 also need is a person who is kind, caring, supportive, trustworthy, and theres alot of other things, and ohh not to forget a person who isnt rude to you. wannna no why im bringing the last thing on my 列表 up its because thats whats going on to me. my name is alesse and my so called 老友记 name is madison. well ever since january shes been runing me down, letting her anger out on me, and talking behind my back. i dont wanna friend like that. so i did some investigating and nothing wrong is going on in her life....
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Irk, a planet in the Xeno Galaxy, just north of Rigel 7, is 首页 to a species of aliens known as the Irkens. Irkens are a somewhat small alien species with sensitive green skin, well-developed brains, and itchy trigger fingers. They have come to be known as many things including "Galactic Terrorists", "Scourge of the Galaxy", "Irken Mafia", "Dick Cheney Worshippers", "Alien Roach Farm", "The Green Communists", "Oppressors", "Ultra Right-Wing Bantha Fodder", "Republican Scum", and "Moronic Aliens Who Think That Watching Dubya Make An 屁股 Of Himself On National 电视 Is 更多 Entertaining...
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Lucy and Linus (who where brother and sister) had another little brother named Rerun. (He sometimes played left-field on Charlie Brown's baseball team, [when he could find it!]).

The pancreas produces Insulin.

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

A skunk's smell can be detected 由 a human a mile away.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word 你 want.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Henry Ford produced the...
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- Act like a spy / secret agent for the day, when at work 或者 out and about ?

- At the bottom/top of escalators shout "SHIT MY SHOELACE !"

- Ask 随意 people if they want to see your "belly button " ?

- Bark like an angry dog at people in the 街, 街道 或者 shopping center !

- Become a paparazzi for your friends, follow them around with a camera whilst shouting their name ?

- Make funny faces at strangers to make them laugh !

- Make up crazy facts about 随意 things and tell them to strangers as though 你 are very smart.

- Make sound effects for everyday actions !

- Out of nowhere, 或者 when it is quiet,...
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Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes 你 can.

Vegeta: Nappa, what are 你 doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: 你 okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think 你 were that stupid, Vegeta.

Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED 由 A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
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