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壁纸

This 随意壁纸 contains 巧克力软糖, 薄煎饼, 煎饼, 脆, 奶糖, toffy, 太妃糖, and 韧性. There might also be 分裂, 拆分, 磨砂层蛋糕, and 巧克力布丁.

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Canned 面包

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哈哈 xD

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Strange Evolution Of Our Society

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Using Feet

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OHMYGOD.

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Captcha Art

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50 Things to do in An Elevator

posted by BlackSunshine

Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open 由 themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call 你 Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until 你 hear the penny 你 dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....

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What women say but really mean.

posted by alismouha

"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious 由 now"

"Do what 你 want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain

"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want 你 to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, 你 moron."

"You're...so manly "means" 你 need a shave and 你 sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all 你 ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...

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U Mad bro

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Lero-ro

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Chukar 鹧鸪

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Vitani, Kovu, and Nuka

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Beautiful 精灵

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Crossover Pamoon art stuff

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Cat and Donkey

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Divorce

posted by Nick16

Why did I get divorced????

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do 你 mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 分钟 later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.