When life gives 你 lemons, make 橙子, 橙色 果汁 and leave the world wondering how the heck 你 did it.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first 你 don't succeed, destroy everything.
An 苹果 a 日 can keep any doctor away if 你 throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 更多 letters in the alphabet.
Do 你 believe in 爱情 at first sight, 或者 should I walk 由 again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered:...
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