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 When 你 see it, bricks will be shat.
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Red circles...what's the big deal? There's nothing in the red ci-HOLY SHIT!
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This 随意 照片 contains 街道, 城市风貌, 城市环境, 城市场景, and 城市设置. There might also be 联排别墅, 排屋, 小镇房子行, 赤褐色砂石, 褐砂石, 上流社会, 餐车, 晚餐, and 小餐馆.

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French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are 更多 likely to become serial killers.

Everything 你 see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are 更多 likely to dream when 你 are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If 你 tear off paper from bottles, 你 are sexually...
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posted by OmegaLeader
(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and 你 want to confuse them. No laughing 或者 anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my 老友记 do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do 你 want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is 你 who is calling me. Ok, so what did 你 need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. 你 called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! 你 are the one who called me! Now i ask one 更多 time who are 你 and why did 你 call my at this...
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As many of 你 know I made a 列表 of 20 最喜爱的 animated heroes, which 潮流粉丝俱乐部 actually advertised on the 潮流粉丝俱乐部 page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous 或者 something. Anyway just like with my 最喜爱的 animated heroines 列表 I'm going to be making a 列表 of the worst animated heroes. I just 爱情 to do these hate 文章 just as much as my 最喜爱的 ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just 更多 fun because 你 get to make 更多 jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a 评论 and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...
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Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first 测试 I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told 你 I could make 你 say 256.





OK,if 你 说 to yourself,"No.You 说 你 can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if 你 didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
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A while back I wrote an 文章 about link. I've decided to follow it up with a tutorial on how to make icons! They're actually much the same- the major difference is size.

You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint 商店 Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.

There's also the following online programs but I've never used them and this tutorial isn't necessarily meant to be used with them because I have no idea what these programs are capable of doing.

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the Size of Your 图标 Matters


Now this part is extremely important and I can't tell 你 how many 图标 I've seen that...
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1. Turn to a stranger and sing a 随意 song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are 更多 people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even 说 shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...
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posted by 7things
How can 你 get four 《金装律师》 for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do 恐龙 pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do 你 call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do 你 call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do 你 make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do 你 make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How do 你 prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

If a long dress is evening...
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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time 你 turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him 或者 her that you’ve 迷失 your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he 或者 she has anything...
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posted by Mallory101
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All 你 Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's 心 is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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Source: *SilentReaper on DeviantArt
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9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture

1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the 下一个 row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.

2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."

3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.

4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see...
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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service 台, 办公桌 and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid 或者 a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
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