你 are already late, and your key is missing, 你 wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life!
5 分钟 以前 你 were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now 你 are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, 你 wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
你 are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, 你 wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that 你 cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, 你 wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage 你 realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, 你 wish there was an valuation period' 或者 atleast a 'sample download' 或者 a 'demo version'!
One 日 你 realize that 你 are turning bald, 你 wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
5 分钟 以前 你 were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now 你 are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, 你 wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life!
你 are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, 你 wish there was 'rebuild all' in life!
The train is so crowded that 你 cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, 你 wish there was 'zoom & view full screen'in life!
After marriage 你 realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, 你 wish there was an valuation period' 或者 atleast a 'sample download' 或者 a 'demo version'!
One 日 你 realize that 你 are turning bald, 你 wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life!
Keys U & I are together on the keyboard bt sadly not always there in life......
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Can 你 hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't 你 the guy from the Village People?
Hey, 你 must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are 你 Andy 或者 Barney?
I thought 你 had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do 你 know why 你 pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
Can 你 hold my beer, I cant reach my license.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't 你 the guy from the Village People?
Hey, 你 must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!
Are 你 Andy 或者 Barney?
I thought 你 had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
I pay your salary!
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!
Do 你 know why 你 pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.