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added by KateKicksAss
A bunch of funny birthday cake fails, :P Some people should really leave the cake decorating to the professionals, haha.
This 随意 照片 might contain 水果沙拉, 水果鸡尾酒, and 磨砂层蛋糕.
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her 钱包 and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do 你 have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known 你 were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
The blonde driver looks all around in her 钱包 and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do 你 have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known 你 were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
