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The Full 列表 from the book STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE – How to find social success with the urban-dwelling middle classes 由 Christian Lander

#129 Banksy
#128 Camping
#127 Where the Wild Things Are
#126 Vespa Scooters
#125 Bob Marley
#124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy
#123 Mad Men
#122 Moleskine Notebooks
#121 Funny 或者 Ironic Tattoos
#120 Taking a 年 Off
#119 Sea Salt
#118 Ugly Sweater Parties
#117 Political Prisoners
#116 Black 音乐 that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore
#115 Promising to Learn a New Language
#114 America
#113 Halloween
#112 Hummus
#111 豌豆 Coats
#110 Frisbee Sports
#109 The Onion
#108...

I actually did 10 of these things, and I got banned from the store XD

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items 你 need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them...