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Some dreams stay with 你 long after you've woken up.
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Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
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1. Faulty 或者 lost...
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1. Walk up to a 随意 person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a 随意 person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person 你 are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a 随意 person the same gender as 你 and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" 或者 "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a 随意 man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite 或者 scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with 老友记 that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a 刀 of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, 你 don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a 低音 Pro 商店 或者 anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift 商店 and destroy everything...
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Are 你 addicted? Are 你 a super fan? Are 你 just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are 你 on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 too much?

1. 你 see something 你 like, and think Oh, I want to 粉丝 that club!

2. 你 start shipping people 你 know 或者 see.

3. 你 hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. 你 hear something awesome and immediately want to go on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 and change your motto.

5. 你 hear something and 你 want to 评论 on it.

6. 你 have great ideas of something 你 should post on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 at completely 随意 times of day.

7. 你 get a new 最喜爱的 and HAVE to...
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Some of 你 girls will remember that on Wednesday i told 你 that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news 来源 HollywoodLife.com, Miley was so devastated 由 her parents Tish and Billy 射线, 雷 Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile 以前 and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started 表演 out...
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1. Take someone's shopping 大车, 购物车 and switch the items with stuff from the person 下一个 to them's 大车, 购物车
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 你 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 你 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. 移动 "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big 潮流粉丝俱乐部 family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes 你 mad 或者 doesnt agree with your point of view 你 just 报道 them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes 你 mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont 报道 thm. Because we are a big family and we dont 报道 或者 block family we care and 显示 爱情 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to 报道 someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



爱情 all around
-Jordan
posted by kitkat709477
Girl Facts--- When a girl is mean to 你 after a break-up she wants 你 back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever! When 你 catch a girl glancing at you, she wants 你 to look back and smile. When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with 你 she wants 你 to hold her hand. When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When 你 break a girls 心 she still feels it when 你 run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is stops arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at...
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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a 列表 why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their 食物 (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
posted by kitkat709477
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So 你 have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! 嘿 girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did 你 know 接吻 is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken 汤 actually makes 你 feel better. 94% of boys would 爱情 it if 你 sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your 最佳, 返回页首 lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult 你 when they like you! 89% of guys want 你 to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. 浓情巧克力 will make 你 feel better! Most...
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posted by AngelVicki427
Romans invented the Lollypop

You loose 100,000 brain cells every day.

Red is the most common color in national flags.

McDonald’s is the world’s largest distributor of toys.

There are around 1,500 earthquakes every 年 in Japan.

Raw horse meat is a 流行的 食物 in Japan.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Most people burp on average 15 times a day.

Thomas Jefferson thought the...
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I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope 你 enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please 评论 and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make 更多 lines.
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犬夜叉
INUYASHA
HERES MY 最佳, 返回页首 TEN 列表 OF ANIME/MANGA TO WATCH

10.INUYASHA!
ITS FUNNY AND ACTION PACT

9.ROSARIO VAMPIRE!
ITS JUST PLAIN FUNNY

8.BLEACH!
NOT TOO FUNNY BUT DEFINATLY INTERESTING
7.NARUTO!
FUNNY COOL & ACTIOONY XD NEW WORD)

6.OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
ITS REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD THE 日本动漫 IS ONLY 26 EPISODES

5.KAMICHAMA KARIN!
ITS A KINKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD ITS ONLY 26 EPISODES

4.NARUTO SHIPPUDEN!
ONCE 你 START WATCHING 你 JUST CANT STOP

3.TOKYO MEW MEW!
JUST AS GOOD AS NARUTO

2.ZOMBIE LOAN!
1 OF THE COOLEST 日本动漫 IVE EVER SEEN

1.DEATH NOTE!
日本动漫 SO COOL THAT THE WORD OOL DOESNT MAKE SENSE FO THIS ANIME
 ROSARIO VAMPIRE
ROSARIO VAMPIRE
 BLEACH
BLEACH
火影忍者
NARUTO
樱兰高校男公关部
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
 KAMICHAMA KARIN
KAMICHAMA KARIN
 火影忍者 SHIPPUDEN
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
 TOKYO MEW MEW
TOKYO MEW MEW
 ZOMBIE LOAN
ZOMBIE LOAN
死亡笔记
DEATH NOTE
posted by ShiningsTar542
The story we have for 你 today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted 由 the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate 动物 that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became 老友记 with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a 小狗 at the time.

你 would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two 动物 connected from the first moment. Now the two 动物 are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be 给 LIFE in prison without the possibility 或者 parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet 蟒蛇, python refused to eat it was 给 three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD 展示 Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the 蟒蛇, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the 蟒蛇, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
The Earth has a diameter of about 12700 kilometers (7900 miles).
The sun has a diameter of about 1.39 million kilometers (865000 miles).
Its diameter is about 109 times the diameter of earth.

The formula for volume of a sphere is V=(4/3) πr3
The approximate volume of the Sun is then 1.3 x 106 times the approximate volume of the Earth.

It would take approximately 1.3 million Earth-sized objects to fill the volume of the Sun.

(*More precise measurements would have to define the surface, i.e. include 或者 exclude the outer layers of the Sun. The Sun is not perfectly spherical and has no "solid" surface.)
posted by justinbieberfw
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the 大车, 购物车 saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.

2.) ask 随意 ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin

3.) start 唱歌 Barney songs as loud as u can

4.) go up to 随意 ppl and say "tag, ur it"

5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that 衬衫 is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"

6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"

7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya

8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how 你 looked 更多 important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If 你 think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone 阅读 the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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posted by Mallory101
 11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him 你 saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house 唱歌 Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it 由 Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. 显示 him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...
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posted by MileySelena982
1. We only cry infront of 你 when we
a) want 你 to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini 短裙, 裙子 when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If 你 ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't 或者 feel like 你 should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, 或者 angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If 你 think we like to hang out with 你 every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have 你 ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When 你 ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we 爱情 you... 你 better believe it.