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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service 台, 办公桌 and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid 或者 a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

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Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started 写作 it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if 你 don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest 你 don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your 老友记 and either forget all about us 或者 tell a story about the hideous freak 你 met tonight. 你 don’t know me, if 你 did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have 老友记 - except my brother....
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When you're happy and 你 know it bomb Iraq
If 你 cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If 你 never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If 你 think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for 食物
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason 你 have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents 由 their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail 你 out of jail and tell 你 what 你 did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin 下一个 to 你 sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen 你 cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...
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I am often starting to be a 粉丝 of something but If 你 are 粉丝 of somebody/something there can always be a situation when 你 will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that 或者 something simmilar. But then 你 start to feel distracted. 你 don't know what to start with. Maybe 你 are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help 你 to stop being a 粉丝 easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So 你 just understood that 你 don't like this thing anymore? Lets...
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