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posted by Gangster-Girl
- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a 床, 床上 of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your 枕头 X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous...
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posted by lucius_malloy
"We must start with the children."
- Doris Twitchell Allen

Some history
In 1946, Dr. Doris Allen had an idea that eventually came to change the lives of thousands of children and adults across the globe. If kids were 给 the chance to learn about other cultures and make international friends, they would 由 default, be less willing to fight 说 friends. Thus they would choose to work towards world peace.
What started out as a single camp with delegates from eight countries in 1951 has now expanded to seven different international activities, with over 190,000 people having participated in over...
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1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like 颜色 on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. 你 will spend the 日 assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the 电影院 because 你 have to see the full 列表 of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb 或者 without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the 佩斯利 pattern on your outfit than listen...
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posted by ilovetowrite
1-Accept that it's already happened to you. It's your life history now. 你 can never changed the past but 你 must accept it with new belief that future could be better and try to 更多 be focused on the future. Leave the past behind so 移动 on. Remember, life always has ups and downs.

2-Cry as long as 你 want until 你 feel tired and bored. Do not hold up the tears. After 你 cry, 你 go to look yourself in front of a mirror and say this many times till 你 feel energized again. Don't forget to say it with your style, "I am a winner and passed, you're just a loser."

3-Watch some funny videos...
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posted by milorox18
I run my fastest
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to 移动 forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.

The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.

Some people tell me 你 can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't

The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.

Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The 更多 I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.

So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.

This is not mine‚ it was written 由 Sara Nachtman
1.eat like 10 candys 或者 something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball 或者 swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
posted by 90sfan
One day,a bunny named Sparkle was having a picnic with her friends.There was a cat,a panda,and a monkey.ne of Sparkle's 老友记 said,"Hey,where's Usomi?"Usomi was another one of Sparkle's 老友记 who was supposed to 显示 up for the picnic.He was another bunny.Nobody knew where Usomi was,so Sparkle decide to go look for him."It's OK,guys",Sparkle assured."I'll find Usomi.You guys stay here 'till I get back."Sparkle then went to look for him.And started her quest.Her Sparkle quest."I wonder where he could be",Sparkle 说 to herself as she came across a group of blobs!Sparkle had her 星, 星级 powers,though,and...
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posted by BookWord123
1. Say 'That's Just Being a -(Their Name)-'
2. Talk To Your Pen Constantly
3. Swim On The Floor
4. Climb Walls
5. When 你 Go In The 淋浴 或者 Bath Scream 'I'm Drowning, I'm Drowning!'
6. Say 'Ooh La La' Before Everything 你 Say
7. Say 'Thats What 你 Think' At Every Opinion Speech
8. When Your At School Drop Your Pen Constantly
9. Roll Your Pen Across Your Desk
10. Shoot Dirty Looks At Them For No Reason
11. Poke Them And Poke Them
12. Follow Them Around
13. Disagree With Everything They Say
14. Take Up All The 太空 Everywhere
15. Get In Their Way
16. Laugh At Them And Then Stare At Them Like Their Strange, Repeatitively
17. Dance Like A Hulligan Around Your House
18. Argue At Everything Even If It Comes To Saying That a 墙 Is Black When Its White
19. Be Quiet When They Want 你 To Be Loud But Be Loud When People Want 你 To Be Quiet
20. Turn All The Lights On In The House
21. When Your Teacher Asks 你 To Take a 座位 Ask 'Take It Where?'

Thank 你 All For 阅读 x
posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: sparknotes.com. They decided to take the challenge of 写作 some of their own six-word stories after 阅读 some better known ones. Enjoy!



Elevator out of order. Use trampoline.

Bird cried, "Feathers? I want fingers!"

Storming again. 取消 the 风筝, 放风筝 fights.

Hide! Here comes Beyonce. She's pissed.

This is all a dream, right?

"Kitty will be fine," he lied.

The 象, 大象 ate everything, even Paul.

Wizard vs. Jedi Knight? Audience wins.

"Ha," 说 Jen as she died.

Party tonight. Bring your own cape.

Did that clown painting just wink?

Clock struck six. Mike struck clock.

Has anyone seen my porcupi—ow!...
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posted by galou_2010
found it on the internet... hope ya like it!


1. Insist that 你 are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the 床, 床上 holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say 你 know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors 由 your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as 你 can and dance around the room for five minutes....
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posted by ShiningsTar542
If 你 think 你 阅读 all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real 粉丝 Twilight fan, wait until 你 read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega 粉丝 of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!

Cathy discovered the series a few years 以前 when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been 爱情 with all the mythology and characters.

Source: objetivofamosos
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with 火, 消防 at one end and a fool at the other!


MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master


LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied 由 the number present


COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece


TEARS:
The hydraulic force 由 which masculine will power is defeated 由 feminine water-power!...
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posted by animemaykat101
Are 你 super bored,you just want to kill yourself,then do these things!XD
I did not make this up,but I got it from a great site!
urban75.org
There are also lots of retarted games 你 can play on this site if 你 are boredXD
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THINGS 你 CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send 你 a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all...
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posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: I found these online, and they made me smile. As 你 can see, I clearly didn’t make them up. Thought of course, If I had, I wouldn’t be claiming they were someone elses…Never mind..

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
-A. Whitney Brown

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright.

Did 你 ever walk in a room and forget why 你 walked in? I think that’s how 狗 spend their lives.
–Sue Murphy

I don’t kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak...
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After spending hours alone and together Miki and Hei come out.Once both out she lead Hei to her personal weapon room "wow 你 own every last weapon here?" "yep and trust me its not easy hiding this big room" she shows him each one and 显示 him how to use them all.After that they both chose three weapons and fought for a vary long time (A.K.A 5 hours) Luka (Miki's twin brother)got 首页 to see that his sister on the floor laughing and giggling and with a big smile on her face "well well well who do we have here little miss 'i don't need a boyfriend' on the floor with a guy" "Luka?! so not cool...
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posted by ShadowFan100
Shadow here, and I think it's time I listed the reasons why I 爱情 this club. Here we go....

1: Randomness

As the club name suggests, it's completely RANDOM. 你 can literally post nearly anything 你 wish, and nobody gives a sh*t. 由 "random", though, I don't mean I want to post anything threatening/offensive towards anyone. I generally use this club to post what I'm interested in. I can talk about Vocaloid, Power Rangers, my 爱情 for Nick Wilde and even being a Furry and literally no one gives me sh*t about it. I just 爱情 how I'm basically free to be who I am without harsh judgement/backlash....
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posted by mountaindewman
Now, this is story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, when i watched all of his 视频 and realised taking crticsism he can't . let me tell 你 about my mr enter rant.
NOTE: THIS WILL BE ACTAUL FACTS . NOT NITPICKS.

First of all, he is copying off of another reviewer. in 2011 a man named his series " Animated Atrocites." in 2013 Mr Enter 说 " HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I HAVE CAME UP WITH THE HIGHLY ORIGINAL NAME! ANIMATED ATROCITES!" Then i go on the man's 视频 and people are saying " WOW. way to copy mr enter!" just shows 你 how stupid his dumbass 粉丝 are.

Secondly. He is...
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(This is a new series where I negatively review classic stories. And yes, I do like this story and I will like all the others I will do in the future, but I just thought this was a fun idea so... There 你 go.)

So I'm pretty sure 由 now we all know this story. It's a timeless tale of adventure, and has a very important moral at the end. This story focuses on 3 pigs building houses to protect themselves from a 狼 and taught kids that time and effort equals success. :)

BUT SINCE I'M A NITPICKING DOUCHE-BAG WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE SHIT, I'm going to criticize this story as much as I can, pointing...
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ANIME! ^____^

An awesome 来源 of entertainment that's basically Japanese 动画片 often inspired 由 manga, 或者 Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost 爱情 every one I see. And this 列表 is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

The rules are obvious. Only entries from 日本动漫 I've seen, they have to be from anime, and they have to be FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE! ^__^ (That didn't even make sense.....)

So kick out the popcorn, soda, get comfortable, and enjoy!...
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This 文章 kind of has a story to go along with it. 你 see, a few years 以前 I was going to make an 文章 about my 最佳, 返回页首 15 最喜爱的 animated characters but all I ever did was the title, the images, and character quotes. So I never got to making the 文章 and it just stayed in my rough draft box all this time, just shows how lazy I am. Along with that, recently I made a video about my 最佳, 返回页首 20 最喜爱的 fictional characters but youtobe blocked it globally so no one could watch it so I just deleted it. Please 评论 but keep in mind this is just my opinion. Enjoy!

20.Aang and Zuko (Avatar:...
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