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posted by sapherequeen

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of 你 and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my 最喜爱的 fictional characters :,(

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorite fictional characters :,(

*Sigh* Ok, I am having a very big problem with my 个人资料 page; it has expired.

You see, when I was on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 like three weeks 以前 this organization called GreenAV falsified (lied) to me that I had over 41 viruses on my laptop. My stepfather bought GreenAV because we thought it would protect our computer. Boy, were we dead wrong. GreenAV happens to be this company made in Israel to steal identities of other people around the world and their money. GreenAV also infects your computer with viruses. Unfortunately, I discovered this too late. Now my laptop is at a repair shop, and my mom told me...

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mysterious 爱情 chapter 5

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was 阅读 and math?"
"Boring"I 说 he kinda smiled and 说 "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do 你 no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just 说 "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew 说 "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was 阅读 it in the 图书馆 when i came in too look...

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mysterious 爱情 chapter three

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love
-chapter three-

Went he sat down I got a little scared.My stomach felt weried like it was trying too jump out.He was there I wanted too say hi but I just could'nt get it out.so I was just sitting there a nervous wreck chewing on the 最佳, 返回页首 of my eraser I kept wanting too look at him becuse I could feel him looking at me.finaly I snuke a peek he was staring at me but when he seen me looking he quickly looked down at his notebook.Then I looked down at my blank paper when the teacher 说 "Ok class dont forget too read chapter 8 in your book" I took my text book out of my new desk...

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更多 facts!! Part 4

posted by patrisha727

芹菜 has negative calories. It takes 更多 calories to eat a piece of 芹菜 than the 芹菜 has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to 吞, 燕子 the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes 苦 things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...

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GETTING VERY RANDOM!

posted by Dan_07

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Ways To Annoy People At The 电影院

posted by BellaCullen96

Throw 爆米花 in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can 你 fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling 爆米花 that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get 爆米花 yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit 下一个 to 你 because 你 invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...

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Leaving {CHAPTER 2}

posted by Yama

Emily had the 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. 或者 maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five 分钟 of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as 你 got into the car but...

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随意 Moment

posted by vamp_grl_123

Ok so here is a bunch of 随意 Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: 哈哈 ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG 你 needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope 你 liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!

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posted by chillyneon

1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will 显示更多 affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when 你 interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when 你 interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if 你 still have a girlfriend do 你 know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep 你 up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore 浓情巧克力 cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.

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wrote a song * LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!*

posted by dreamcatcher321

there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are 更多 than this. 你 are bliss. 你 are 更多 than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.

You are 更多 than this. 你 are bliss. 你 are 更多 than...

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Bolder Than Pride

posted by Hellowittykitty

Completely 随意 poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that 《勇敢传说》 hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm 写作 now
Dis, dat, and...

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Guide To Getting The Guy 你 Want (10 #)

posted by maddiebaby10

1.always let him talk to 你 about stuff he likes
2.always see what 你 have in common (if 你 do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW 你 FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS 你 OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask 问题 about him like his 最喜爱的 color, his 最喜爱的 movie 或者 his 最喜爱的 t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your 最喜爱的 clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your 最喜爱的电影院 and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank 你 for 阅读 i hope this helps :)

On The Block Episode 25

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, 你 already 说 that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three 分钟 later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...

On The Block Episode 24

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The 标题 of this 文章 clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad 电影院 for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...

On The Block Episode 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The 月 award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If 你 were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...

On The Block Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, 你 finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's 圣诞节 List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got 更多 important news.
Tom: Yes. In the 前一个 episode, we...

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The outsiders Imagine: Johnny 🧡

posted by Imabaker78

你 are sitting on the 长椅, 沙发 waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with 你 for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny 你 say back. Are 你 ready to watch the movie 你 ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are 你 ok?" 你 ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) 你 are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly 你 are Gold. 你 hold his chest as 你 are pushing him was y and say " 你 watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I 爱情 you."...

CHRIS STUCKMANN 语录

posted by Canada24

#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: 你 EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, 你 LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!

#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"

#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can 你 tell...

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Albanian Train Operator

posted by Zeku

Have 你 ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the 日 finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first 日 on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the 日 for his trial...

Merry Freakin' 圣诞节 - 日 15: Fast & Furious: Showdown (360)

posted by windwakerguy430

So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can 你 believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above 狼 Among Us 2 或者 No 更多超能英雄 3? So after being disappointed 由 Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created 由 the lovely team at Activision,...