Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every 日 since his retirement 25 years ago. One 日 he arrives 首页 looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't 你 take my brother with 你 and give it one 更多 try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the 下一个 日 Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty 摇摆, 秋千 and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did 你 see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't 你 take my brother with 你 and give it one 更多 try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the 下一个 日 Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty 摇摆, 秋千 and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did 你 see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
1: watch an 日本动漫 series 你 think will be cool
2:gymnastics XD idk why but I do flips a l a lot so yeah
3: torcher some one ex: brother sister cousin friend ect.
4:run around for no absolute reason
5:do Insanity, p90X, ZUMBA so on
6: read a book
7:go to the store and freak people out until 你 get kicked out
8: be completely 随意 to the people around you.
9:listen to artists 你 hate a lot and make fun of them
10: be a Watch All Of Jeresy 支撑, 海岸 for no complete reason
2:gymnastics XD idk why but I do flips a l a lot so yeah
3: torcher some one ex: brother sister cousin friend ect.
4:run around for no absolute reason
5:do Insanity, p90X, ZUMBA so on
6: read a book
7:go to the store and freak people out until 你 get kicked out
8: be completely 随意 to the people around you.
9:listen to artists 你 hate a lot and make fun of them
10: be a Watch All Of Jeresy 支撑, 海岸 for no complete reason
1.The Characters are awesome
2.It can make 你 laugh so hard
3.It can make 你 cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes 你 wish 你 lived in the 火影忍者 world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes 你 think about it all the time
15.It teaches 你 火影忍者 history
2.It can make 你 laugh so hard
3.It can make 你 cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes 你 wish 你 lived in the 火影忍者 world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes 你 think about it all the time
15.It teaches 你 火影忍者 history
I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope 你 enjoy this.
Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)
If anyone has anymore ideas, please 评论 and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make 更多 lines.
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Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)
If anyone has anymore ideas, please 评论 and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make 更多 lines.
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