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posted by sakurahanazono
1) Ben Dover
2) Holden MaGroin
3) Hugh Jass
4)Justin Time
5)Anita Bath
6)Noah Fence
7)Matt Trez
8)Ivana Tinkle
9)Mike Hunt
10)Sheik Yabooty
11.)Uri Nator

你 could actually use these names as prank call names. If 你 want to prank call 你 could also say:

12.)Amanda hug'n'kiss
13.)Al coholic

I will not be held resposible if anyone gets into any trouble while prank calling people, but have fun anyways :D teehee



blah blah blah (apparently this 文章 was too short so I'mma post 随意 crap xD teehee) blah blah blah!
posted by dxcfan101
girl 1: OMFG did u hear dat mr scalleywag got fired
girl 2: yah...do u think we should make him a good-bye card???????
girl 1: HECK NO
girl 2: y?????
girl 1: remeber, wat he made us do
girl 2: oh yah.......wait wat???????
girl 1: he made us do really hard pop-quizes, remeber
girl 2: no dat waz ms perrywinkle
girl 1: oh yah.....i know lets make mr scalleywag a good-bye card
girl 2: i just.......never mind
girl 1: sooooo u will come 2 my place nd we will make it
girl 2: k, 巢穴, den, 书房 tomorrow we will bring it to skool
girl 1: y
girl 2: so everyone can sign it and 巢穴, den, 书房 we will mail it 2 mr scalleywag
girl 1: k, sooo i'll come over 2 ur house
吉尔 2: i thought i waz coming 2 ur house
girl 1: nah we will make it at ur house because u hav better art stuff dan me :)
girl 2: k bye :)
girl 1: bye :)
posted by aliceesme
101 Ways To Be Annoying

1. Sing the 蝙蝠侠 theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”

3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 老友记 in public consisting
entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip…”

5. If 你 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 由 hooking a 摄录一体机, 摄像机 to your TV and
then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a “robot” voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start...
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posted by patrisha727
1. If 你 are right handed, 你 will tend to chew your 食物 on your right side. If 你 are left handed, 你 will tend to chew your 食物 on your left side.

2. If 你 stop getting thirsty, 你 need to drink 更多 water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep 你 from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz 格言 is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best 或者 nothing”.


6. The 泰坦尼克号 was the first ship to use the SOS signal....
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In haloween people are supposed to dress up in scary costumes... and well scare someone!
were I live, I didn't find anything scary.
Tinkerbell.... NOT SCARY princesses......NOT SCARY
hot 狗 wearing iron man masks...NOT SCARY
fat sumo wrestelers.....maybe a little bit....
NOT SCARY, 你 get the point. Why couldn't they have at least one person who has a arm that comes of when 你 touch it.but,when I was watching my little brother trick 或者 treat I saw this man.... He was in a wheelchair... saying ders 糖果 over there!, In this weird voice that reminded me of Michal Jackson! Then out of no where he fell out of his wheel chair and said,Yah want to shake my
hand?, with his black teeth open wide....then, I steped back a few (dozen) feet with my eyes
open wide. that was the only thing on haloween that actually scared me.
posted by uploaded900
For a while, I've been thinking of making an 文章 on my influential celebs and here they are. This 列表 is just on entertainers. I'm not the biggest celebrity person, but these have inspired me in some sort of way and I 爱情 them! Instead of putting trashy people and basic bitches (whose names I won't name) on a pedestal, here are some people I'd like to talk about who should get some credit for the great individuals that they are. I'd also like to add that it's just my opinion and I'd 爱情 to hear what you've got to say.

HONORABLE MENTIONS

 The Realist
The Realist


Emma Watson
Emma Watson is one...
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posted by Bluekait
JANUARY BABY
Pretty/ handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not 显示 it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making 老友记 but rarely shows...
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posted by Random-Partier
How to be annoying to...Your Teacher!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on
the walls as 你 walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????? very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at 你 for saying that, simply reply, ?wow I can tell you?re a blast at parties?
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in 写作 and are not mistakes 或者 bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune 饼干 are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...
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Barbra Streisand

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posted by shomill
M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!

-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:

Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.

-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.

And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
香蕉 who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
香蕉 who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
香蕉 who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
橙子, 橙色 who?
橙子, 橙色 你 glad I didn't say 香蕉 again?

Hope 你 had fun!
posted by InvaderCynder
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me: yes, i see....so, your saying this could be the answer to surviving the end of the world? that's...
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posted by nessienjake
All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy 冬青, 冬青树 died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If 你 toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card 说 he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame 街, 街道 were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....
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1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which 月 do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?





Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:

1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.

2) Ecuador.

3) From 羊 and horses.

4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.

5) 松鼠 fur.

6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.

7) Albert. When he came to the 王座, 宝座 in 1936 he respected the wish of 皇后乐队 Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.

8) Distinctively crimson.

9) New Zealand.

10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
posted by MrsPattinsonXO
Okay, so I was sitting on the 长椅, 沙发 last night watching some rubbish 电视 显示 and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my 彩虹 colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I 爱情 你 soooooo much' and so I was like 'I 爱情 你 more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting 你 a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting 你 one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten 分钟 later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END
posted by Zachary124
listen guys 你 all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I 说 horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a 秒 chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if 你 don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten 你 或者 go after 你 if 你 don't don't worry

but if 你 do forgive me 你 wont regret it I promise

please forgive

also don't 报道 me please just read the 文章 and don't 报道 me I wont be mean ever again

if 你 guys forgive me awesome if 你 don't then oh well

but I still would like to say im sorry to all
WARNING: there is cussing, sudden acts of gayness, and talks of depression, if 你 don't want to hear about these..then get the fuck out.

(Pewdie's POV)

I was laughing at a bro's joke when i thought i heard cry's laugh too.

I looked around but i only saw 更多 bros.

After talking to some 更多 粉丝 i started walking alone went i felt like someone was following me.

Sure enough someone in a green hoodie wrapped there arms around me.

"Bro i know karate!" I yelled laughing.

I turned around and a boy about my age was wearing a cry mask.

"Nice mask, looks like cry's" I 说 poking the mouth of the mask....
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1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if 你 worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell 你 to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your 最喜爱的 song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow 随意 people off and tell them what to buy every 分钟 或者 so. If 你 get in trouble, say 你 were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your 领, 衣领 and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...
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--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never 说 你 NEED a nose job. I just 说 it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could 你 excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have 给 someone like 你 a 秒 look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I 日期 just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
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