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posted by Omigosh122
Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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AS 你 can tell, i am no longer going into the spot where i should of wrote this. To all members of the 随意 spot i am sorry it's just a fighting issue. I'm not posting this in the TDI spot becuase i am leaving that spot. 你 guys just keep on fighting! Please, please stop it! 你 are wrecking the 潮流粉丝俱乐部 family, and 你 are breaking my heart. Please, i am begging you! If 你 have any kindness left in you, please just say sorry.



FORGIVE AND FORGET,LIFE IS TOO SHORT WITHOUT REGRETS.


This is stupid! Fighting, i mean when i first joined fanpop, there was no fighting at all. Now there is about 3 people leaving a day. So if 你 want about only 60 out of the 1461 fans, go ahead. But im done with it.
posted by lilred96
Mysterious love

-chapter two-


That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few 小时 I fell asleep and woke up 由 the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a 衬衫 that had some sort of 标题 on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old 匡威 on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are 你 doing here aren't 你 supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...
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posted by rolie1
MY CAT BUBBA WILL WALK ACROSS ME TO GET 2 PLACES... SO ONE 日 I WAS SLEEPING I WAS HAPPY,PEACEFUL, AND EVERYTHING U COULD IMAGINE UNTIL... BUBBA JUMPS ON THE 床, 床上 AND I GUESS HE WANTED TO GET 2 THE OTHER SIDE SO HE WALKED ACROSS MY HEAD 2 GET THERE.... THAT WOKE ME UP AND IT WAS LIKE 5:00 IN THE MORNING... I WAS MAD SO MY MOM YELLED AT HIM 4 ME..... THE 下一个 MORNING I WAS SO TIRED...

AND SOMETIMES IF BUBBA WANTS 2 GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HE WILL STILL WALK ACROSS MY HEAD! BUT I DONT GET MAD MUCH ANYMORE BUT ITS SO FUNNY... SO THAT WAS MY STORY ABOUT MY HILARIOUS/FUNNY CAT BUBBA

THE END... -BY ROLIE1!!!
posted by DoctorSpud
I actually cried coming up with this speech last night...I think it was even 更多 beautiful when I first came up with it.

If 你 were to think like me and look through multiple viewpoints of life and existence heck even trillions of different viewpoints from the stars to the planets and everything inbetween and beyond even through your best 老友记 eyes 你 would be blown away.
If 你 were to sit and truly think about it all 你 would realize that people come up with the formulas and the math and the science even though none of it exists. They try to stabilize existence and make it pure intel...
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posted by grasshopper101
Okay so one 日 my mom was 首页 alone and she walked into the house and there was a 松鼠 sitting on the couch. My mom started screaming and the 松鼠 started flying all over the house!! She stood on the back of the 长椅, 沙发 and the 松鼠 flew all around her and she was like so scared!!! She called my dad and told him to come 首页 so he did and then when he walked in the door he got my remote car and it finally flew out the door!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! She was scared every night to go to sleep for like 8 weeks cause she thought the 松鼠 was in her bed!!!
Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to 老友记 about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in 爱情 with crush

Step 10: Imagine having 婴儿 with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.
Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If 你 can read English, 你 can cook. For Instance. Basic 面包 stuffing, melt one third cup of 牛油, 黄油 in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick 牛油, 黄油 on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.

Joey = Good Morning! How 你 guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't 你 wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?

Michelle = 你 got it, dude.

Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.

Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!

Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.

Jesse = Have Mercy!

DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new 吉他 student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
I'm tired. Very tired. I got hardly any sleep last night, I was too busy on fanpop. Damn 你 fanpop!

Did 你 know, I had a science test today? Well, 你 do now. And it went into break. Yes, the whole of break! I thought that we were going to get some time to chill afterwards but oh no, I had to go straight to English, grrr.
And I'd finished the test; so I may as well have gone outside and been able to eat! Because then I was just hungry and I wait another two hours to eat something. :(
And meanwhile, my friend got to do it in another room, because last time she talked too much in the exam hall,...
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For reasons as of yet unknown, 潮流粉丝俱乐部 seems to have something against the website b l o g s p o t . c o m -- posting 链接 from this site will cause 你 to get temporarily suspended.
We first noticed this when I tried to link a blog from that site with my 'main' account, lucius_malloy, and got temporarily suspended. Later this happened with a total of five other accounts: luciusmalloy (my first back-up account), harrypotterbest, Accio_Pandorica, lumiss and Gemonkus.
We have contacted 潮流粉丝俱乐部 about this issue and are hoping for a reply soon, but in the mean time, we are warning 你 against posting...
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posted by InvaderStickly
Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of 你 then look away when they turn around

Say 你 have a sixth since where 你 can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and 你 should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
posted by Midnight__Sun
Why is it that when someone tells 你 that there are over a billion stars in the universe, 你 believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, 你 have to touch it to make sure?

In case 你 needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:



1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)


2. On a bag of Fritos -- 你 could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?


3. On some Swanson 《冰雪奇缘》 dinners -- "Serving suggestion:...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
5) Flyleaf
Flyleaf is a Christian rock band with inspiring and powerful lyrics belted out 由 the amazing Lacey Mosley. Their albums are Flyleaf and Memento Mori, which is 更多 recent. Some songs of their best songs are "Sorrow," "Again," and "Tiny Heart."


4) All Time Low
Members are Jack Barakat, Zack Merrick, Rian Dawson, and lead singer Alex Gaskarth, and they're all incredibly good-looking. The pop punk band plays songs that remind me of summer, partying with friends, and the occasional heartbreak. Some must-listen-to songs 由 them are "Coffee 商店 Soundtrack," "Toxic Valentine," and "Poison."...
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posted by sassikassi
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about three minutes...it's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When 你 actually choose names, make sure it's people 你 actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead 或者 you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers 你 want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite s/e/x. NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!

4. Write anyone's name (like 老友记 或者 family....) in...
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posted by MiizLadiDiime
1. chewed chewing gum under your 表 must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva

2. If 你 lick your sweat 你 can see the future

3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal

4. yur teacher has seen 你 in da 淋浴 no JOKE

4. people be sick on 你 all the time right want to know why it because your ugly

5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth

6.Aliens will abduct 你 one 日 and steal your brain

7.you will live on a farm

8.im sorry but 你 see dat guy behind u he is going to kill 你

9. i like flying wid da monkeys

10. 你 cany dance 或者 sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING

11. i am a pervert and im comming for 你 嘿 sexi
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests 你 could try

1: Ask really stupid 问题 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so 你 can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them 你 know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask 你 for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as 你 can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
This is for a very nice and friendly person, that 你 know as Animefan66 (Kasey) and I know as the greatest person ever.
This 文章 is written for all the meanhearted people to Kasey.

Thank 你 so much to the people who are nice to Kasey and respect him. =]

There are people are here that are very mean to Kasey, and I feel that if 你 have nothing good 或者 nice to say to Kasey. THEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND DON'T SPEAK AT ALL!!

I don't see how anyone can be so mean to one person on a daily basis. Its rude, mean and disrespectful.If 你 had a 心 你 would keep your 评论 to yourselves,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

3. "For use on 动物 only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

4. "For use 由 trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either 由 falling...
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posted by breebree446
• Specify that this order is "To Go".
• At midnight, ask if 你 are too early for Breakfast.
• When ordering, start talking about the problems 你 were having with your car. Ask if somebody can take a look at it.
• Laugh loudly when asked if 你 would like fries with your order.
• When asked if they can take your order, tell them 你 are just looking and drive off.
• Tell them 你 have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
• Order a hamburger, no bun with two ketchup sachets – That’s all.
• When they hand 你 your food, hand them a bag back with all the rubbish from your...
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posted by penguin7710
User: I'm a unicorn.


Cleverbot: My boyfriend is a dragon.


User: So you're a girl?


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Cool. So am I.


Cleverbot: And what do 你 play?

User: Unicorn games.

Cleverbot: Like twilight sparkle?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do 你 know israel?

User: Do 你 like singing.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: We should sing.

Cleverbot: Ok, where?

User: F is for 老友记 who do stuff together.

Cleverbot: B is for basket to put stuff in.

User: A is for apes to kill rapist.

Cleverbot: Apples.

User: Bannanas.

Cleverbot: 苹果 not bananas.

User: Carrots.

Cleverbot: Pineaples.

User: For a robot 你 don't know how to spell.

Cleverbot:...
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