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posted by canal
There is a game called woozworld -add me 你 你 have one as well my name is ellanem- i've been playing it for a long time i've made tons of 老友记 and one friend named Harrystyonede -name say Harry Sty one de- he says he harry styles -i know he's not- but i decide to dress up like louis tomlinson for the lol's and then harry acts around me -as louis- as if he would it were really harry and i think he's cute,funny,nice and all that but then i freeze and when i get back on he's gone im sad and sulk over him for a few days until i see him again and after all that, after i fall in 爱情 with him..he doesn't remember me :(
posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
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i was 阅读 this 文章 called Ten things I want to tell teenage girls

and one of them is...Stop saying things like, “I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.” First of all, that’s not true. And 秒 of all, if it is true, 你 need a perspective shift. Your reputation matters – greatly. 你 should care what people think of you. I MEAN MY GOD!

I don't care what other people think of me, and I’m doing great in life! when people start to care what other people think they care to much about their looks, and they forgot to be themselves! sorry I just HAD to say something.


I think every girl, 或者 anyone really, should be themselves not matter what!
The most 随意 thing ever made - me and my friend talking on 脸谱 chat. Brace yourself for an undescribable dose of epicness.

H - Hattress
E - Her Friend Emily

H: Why do 你 call me and not say anything?
Second time in a row?

E: When did I call you?
Probably my sister was playing.

H: That explains a lot.
Many people call me 由 accident because I'm first on their contacts list. (my name starts with a)

E: Was she 唱歌 "Hallelujah"?

H: Nope.
There were only some creaks
and kind of a distant scream
I thought that maybe you're being murdered.

E: Because we've got a torture chamber in our basement, but...
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posted by lupichkata
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Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what 你 did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand 或者 a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of 你 and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it...
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posted by NarutoCrypt
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•    HUG it daily
•    Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
•    Kiss it twice everyday
•    Play patty cake with it fiercely
•    Don’t cuss in your house
•    Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
•    Don’t let it watch educational television
•    Enter the room with a bow ,when 你 visit your 马 dormitory
•    Don’t ever scare it 或者 tease it with yarn...
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1. 你 grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. 你 take 照片 of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when 你 sneeze.
5. 你 don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at 星巴克 and 你 don’t even work there.
7. 你 spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your 猫 are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. 你 can’t even remember your 秒 cup.
10. 你 can jump-start your car without cables.


*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
 The 舱, 小木屋
The Cabin
舱, 小木屋 for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
    
    “She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house,...
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舱, 小木屋 for the Summer
Chapter Ten: Chelsea & Others
(I know this isn’t supposed to be Chelsea’s chapter, but since Chelsea and James broke up something is going to happen!)
By: moolah

    “I can’t do this anymore!” I screamed in his face, tears running down my face. “Stop yelling at me!” He yelled, a fist at his side. “It’s not helping anything!” Tori walked downstairs in her PJ’s and her eyes looking heavy. All the lights downstairs were on and Beth and David were trying to sleep, but I didn’t care. James had come back to the 舱, 小木屋 drunk again with...
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posted by Insane4ever
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Before i start this story....sorry if i misspell things......




A guy is laying dead in a desert.....or is he just unconcious....he is moveing.....he cant be dead,this story will be following that guy.....that misterious guy that is misteriously laying in the middle of the desert....



The guy is slowly opening his eyes.....the sun is distracting him he cant see anything clearly enough yet.....he is thinking that he must have been unconcious for a long time,but how long,he doesnt know.his sight is slowly clearing up,he sees that he is in the middle of a desert.....no objects 或者 trees 或者 bushes around...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
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Ok, I'm bored, so I think I'll talk about the thing we all 爱情 - music.


What is music? 音乐 is the most addictive drug you'll ever come across. It's the one thing that will go on living, that anyone can learn to love. There will be a peice of 音乐 to suit everyone, 你 can always find a song to relate to, no matter how you're feeling. When making music, you're creating a monster, a monster that will make people dance, sing, be happy. It's the most powerful monster of all.

Each good songwriter and composer has the ability to express emotions and feelings through lyrics and notes, and make other...
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posted by Gothheart13
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MTAWGADTH.ADWG.DWTGA.MWPH.OWGAMPJAWNDGMDA 哈哈 (JUST KIDING)
Yo mama so fat that when she wore a yellow rope the sun wanted to marry her.LOL
Knock knock Whos their Justin beiber Justin beiber who JUSTIN BEIBER WITH UGLY FEAVER.
SAY I IF U HATE JUSTIN BEIBER.
LALALA BLAH BLAH BLAH WAT TO DO.
I WANT GLASSES.
Spell i cup then say colors.
I LUV CHOCLATE.
I Rock.
DJ TURN IT UP THEN PEE IN A CUP.NOW KIDS HAV FUN NOW WERE DONE.WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN FEELIN GREENER THAN SHREK,SLEEPIN IN THE HOT TUB WITH A PAIN IN THE NECK.O HER EYES HER EYE THEY LOOK LIKE THEIR SO BLINDED SHE SO HORRIBLE THAT I TELL HER EVERYDAY JUST THE WAY U FART.

I WAS JUST BORED SO JUST I THIS HOPE U LIKE IT.
posted by EllentheStrange
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1.I got stabbed 由 a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I 冲床 boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the 花生 butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet 你 Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy 熊 is staring at me.
. Before 阅读 any fanfiction, listen to "Whip My Hair" 由 Willow Smith. (Trust me, it helps.)
. Read crappy 或者 overdescriptive fanfics in a dramatic voice.
. If it's REALLY crappy, draw a picture of it.
. After reading, try to picture it in your mind.
. If with a group, act it out with friends.
. Everytime a fanfiction mentions food, particularily what they're gonna eat, throw 烤面包, 吐司 at your screen.
. Imagine the lead character as Ebony Dar'kness Dementia Raven Way (Google it).
. If there's an angsty part, yell "AAAAAANNNNNGGGGSSSSTTTT".
. If it's about your OTP, then say "DAWW!" after every sentance....
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posted by TDAPlayer158
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Tonight 你 go on a murder spree.

It happens every week.

I'm hoping that 你 won't kill me.

你 buy weapons and guns.

你 are certainly hooked.

你 go crazy when your victim runs.

Once the 识骨寻踪 are torn.

你 cannot turn back.

I hate to say a war is born.

你 may think it's a-thrilling,

To end so many lives.

But 你 should not go a-killing.

你 like it when your victims go jumping,

They give out loud hollers.

But you'll soon come to nothing.

Your stopping people from eating,

This trouble needs to stop.

No 更多 talking, no 更多 beating.

I know this will not cease,

It has been a 年 now,

你 have become a beast.

My friend, my friend.
here u go

1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the 最佳, 返回页首 of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the 商店 has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the 商店

if 你 have done one 或者 更多 of these tips 你 should have benn 王座, 宝座 out

have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
posted by shomill
1
respect- sit down, shut up, and treat the other person like a god/goddess no matter how they really act

love- being nice to someone all the time, even when they obviously can't stand 你 and and 你 and them both would be much happer if 你 weren't together

loyalty- sticking around for no reason, except possibly that you're too insecure to leave

faith- belief in something even in a complete absence of proof

hope- no matter how impossible your wishes seem, you're stupid enough to keep wishing

cynic- a realist, hardened 由 a lifetime of emotional bondage
posted by jblovesme4ever
7
最佳, 返回页首 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHER

1)cry randomly

2) when the teacher calls on 你 say whocares

3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on 你 say how should i no

4)scream out nerd when 你 walk 由 somene

5)call smart ppl nerds

6)read magizenes when 你 are supposed to do work

7)read this 列表 as your history 报道 and say this should be an a ppls

8) play your ipod的, ipod and say this is my fravorite song

9) always say yea when 你 get an f in a test

10) say i llove 你 to your teaachers

11)the end is always the begining of your project
posted by Diblover111
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 This picture is also done 由 ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done 由 me, it is done 由
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps 前锋, 期待 before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
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posted by MiizLadiDiime
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this is what goes through my friend's head 24 7 ugh i could strangle her also what she would probably say if she ever met him


taylor oh taylor (dreaming of our wedding)
1. i follow 你 evrywhere im there when 你 buy eggs and when 你 sleeping
2. im the girl who wrote those suicdal notes wen u 说 u didnt 爱情 me
3.i wacth all the film youve been in its 3 isnt it well i wacthed them all over and over
4. i may be years younger but im right for 你 even if it is against the law
5. when 你 used the toilet i was there with my camera hidding in the cubicals
6. i talk about 你 all 日 long and drive...
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