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posted by invadercalliope
Ok today i'm going to tell 你 a story!
Mrs.green: Class today is friday and this is your last peried but still doesn't give 你 the right to slack off! ARE WE CLEAR!
Class: YES MA'AM!
Cheral:Hi i'm Cheral this is my class i'm in the seventh grade and it's been a fun year!
Tabbi:Hi i'm new in the class i have only been here for a week and it's been fun! my rival here is cheral we sometimes have a fight with umm braging in it it's a never win 或者 lose fight its one of those that 你 hate.
Cheral:Do 你 have that one girl that 你 don't like naturaly its not that we figght about whose better its that...
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posted by KilledbyanAngel
10
Dear Twilight fans,
Edward is a FAIRY.
Sincerely, Logic
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Dear push down and twist medicine bottles,
Not every one can multitask.
Sincerely, I.need.my.meds.
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Dear teacher,
Why didn't I go to the bathroom during lunch?
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TO THEN!
Sincerely, Annoyed Student
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Dear iPod,
You fought bravely. But stay out of the laundry 下一个 time.
Sincerely, Washing Machine
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Dear Parents,
I'm starting to realize that when 你 send me to my room after...
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posted by KateKicksAss
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“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”

“I know that 你 believe 你 understand what 你 think I said, but I'm not sure 你 realize that what 你 heard is not what I meant.”

“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag 你 down to his level and beat 你 with experience.”

“I refuse to answer that 问题 on the grounds that I don't know the answer.”

"You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'."

"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach...
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I'm letting 你 do things I'd never let anyone else do
I'm saying things I wouldn't say to anyone but you
I'm feeling these feelings, I hope you're feeling them too
It's like all I really need is you

And when 你 hold me in your arms
I wish I could stop time
'Cuz when 你 hold me, I can never be harmed
You make me feel I can fly

You hug me when I'm down
And 你 tell me I'm great
You make my feet leave the ground
And I hope that's the way it stays

And when 你 hold me in your arms
I wish I could stop time
'Cuz when 你 hold me, I can never be harmed
You make me feel I can fly

You know how to make a girl smile...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
CANCER
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: The Moon
Symbol: The Crab
Your stone: Moonstone
Life Pursuit: Constant reassurance and intimacy
Vibration: Moody
Cancer's Secret Desire: To feel 安全 (emotionally, spiritually, romantically

Description:
Those born under the sign of Cancer, ruled 由 the mysterious Moon, are one of the zodiac's enigmas. It is fair to say that most Cancers are a bundle of contradictions. Compassionate and caring with friends, family and lovers, yet they can cut to the bone with their jealous remarks and ever-changing moods. Endearingly eccentric on one hand, and on the other,...
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posted by cutiegirl01
11
1. Pretend that your 台, 办公桌 is a drum and ur pencils are drum sticks.

2. Randomly hypervenlate out of no where.

3. when ur teacher asks if there are an questains on the testhomework shout out 'WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO # 10!'

4. break your pencil on purpse in front of them when there talking then get up and sharpen it.

5. If they ask 你 to guess theyre age (no they wont) guess 10 years older then u really think.

6. On ur paper write a 随意 年 and someone elses name and write ur name on a smart kids.

7. Talk to people u hate in class constently then when they tell u to stup up say 'they're bugging me!'...
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posted by cutiegirl01
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1. Don't say we are bitches unless u want our brothers to come after u.

2. If we say we 爱情 u u better say it back 或者 u better 鸭 and run.

3. If u hit us trust me when i say u just drove into fuckville.

4. When we ask u to "give us some space" u better get as far as u can.

5. If u cheat on us u may want to hide and stay hiden.

6. *4 middle school kids* If 你 want to get serious like in 床, 床上 serious u have to be jokeing 或者 high 或者 SOMETHING!

7. If we say we're pissed off keep the hell out of our way.

8. *keep in mind* never and i mean NEVER say that we need to calm down.

9. *important* NEVER TELL US WHAT TO DO! NEVER!!!

10. Be sure to remind us that we're beautiful because we can be insecure.

11. When we ask if these pants make our butts look big AWAYS SAY NO!!

12. Sometimes we just want to be huged 或者 some wa to know u 爱情 us.
Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. 衬套, 布什

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...
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posted by kitkat709477
9
If women ruled the world
.Men would sit around and wonder what WE were thinking.
.Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
.PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
.Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
.Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in there pockets.
.A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
.Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase 由 40 pounds.
.Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
."Ms." magazine would have an annual 泳装, 游泳衣 issue...
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1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A 鼠, 大鼠 survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for 狗 are sold in Tokyo

6. A 海豚 sleeps with one eye open

7. A 鳄鱼 can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast 音乐 makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs 更多 than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
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An entire new strain of viruses has just been uncovered and we wanted to get this information to 你 as soon as possible. Please share this with others immediately!!

Monica Lewinsky virus........Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Lorena Bobbit virus..........Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.

Ellen Degeneres virus........Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.

Titanic virus................Makes your whole computer go down.

Disney virus.................Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

Mike Tyson virus.............Quits after one byte.

Prozac virus.......Screws up your RAM but your...
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posted by simlover4
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1.Blood
2.Broken bones
3.Needles
4.Surgery.
5.Anything gross
6.injurys
7.YOU!!!(just kidding!)
8.People being run over
9.People getting their head cut off
10.umm....
11.Death
12.other people getting sick
13.someone in pain

do not try to make me faint using these ways becuse i will also puke everywhere and 你 don't want to see that.i faint when i get teeth pulled...........PIE!!!!!!! thats all i want to write but it will be to short and won't 发布 but it should now.maybe not pie! cake!yummy
posted by breebree446
4
嘿 hey!!!!!!!!!

Bored online, so I just decided to make a 列表 of 图标 I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.

Awesome website people!

Check it out some time!

Why am I typing like this?

I'm taking up space!

They won't let me 发布 the 文章 because I don't have enough typed in the 文章 space!

Well, haha, 潮流粉丝俱乐部 people!

Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I guess this is about it.

Scroll for 随意 insanity!

La

La

Lalala!

Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!
 Sooooooooooo cute!!!!!!
Sooooooooooo cute!!!!!!
 Rain, rain, go away.....
Rain, rain, go away.....
 Squee!!!!!
Squee!!!!!
 If it's too loud, your too old!
If it's too loud, your too old!
 Lost......
Lost......
 People aren't the only ones who suffer! Please help stop animal abuse:'(
People aren't the only ones who suffer! Please help stop animal abuse:'(
 Immature is just another word used 由 people that don't know how to have fun!
Immature is just another word used by people that don't know how to have fun!
 Reality bites!
Reality bites!
 Awwwww:)
Awwwww:)
 <3
<3
 狼人 are better than vampires! Nuff said!
Werewolves are better than vampires! Nuff said!
 It reminds me of Maximum Ride, my 最喜爱的 book series!
It reminds me of Maximum Ride, my favorite book series!
 Love, not gender!
Love, not gender!
 Lol!
Lol!
 They pwn too!
They pwn too!
posted by scarlet009
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1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou 面包车, 范 je!

16. English -- I 爱情 you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...
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Has your boyfriend been unfaithful to you? Infidelity can leave couples feeling insecure, hurt and can make it difficult to trust each other again. Sometimes, the damage can carry into a new relationship if a break up occurs. Handle a cheating boyfriend 由 following these steps.:


1-Acknowledge and accept your feelings of anger, sadness and disappointment over the betrayal.
2-Don't blame yourself for his actions. Remember that 你 can't be responsible for anyone's behavior other than your own.
3-Try to set aside your emotions and look at the situation from an outsider's point of view. What advice...
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posted by itachifan1
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posted by xneville_rocksx
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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?





2 People who are willing to get off their butt to 搜索 the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.





3 When people say 'Oh 你 just want to have your cake and eat it too'. 你 got that right! What good is cake if 你 can't eat it?





4 When people say 'it's always the last place 你 look'. Of course it is. Why the heck would 你 keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this?

5 When people say while...
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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
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1.Impersonate a film character for the day, for example Forest Gump.

2.Every time that 你 wake up, start screaming “Where am I?” and run around your room for a few minutes, then return to bed.

3.Every time 你 take a shower, scream “I’m Melting! I’m Melting!”.

4.Smile… all the time.

5.When someone knocks on the door, get up and answer the phone and vice versa.

6.Scatter stuffed toys around the room with party hats on and play loud music. When the roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats and starting putting the toys away saying it was fun while it lasted.

7.Call...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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1. "Do not use if 你 cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping 或者 unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...
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posted by invadercalliope
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BOOBLESS (55378008)
HIGH (4614)
HOBO (0804)
LESBO (09537)
hello (01134)
shell (77345)
Hi (14)
BOOB (8008)
哈哈 (101)
so (05)
_______________________________
Well i'm geting tired of that :P
Hahahaha
你 won't ever know them 或者 will 你 >.>
Plz comment
或者 i will eat you
i will
i promise
O_O i left my sandmich in the oven
OH NO!!!!!
I BLAM 你 HANNAH MONTANAH!
AND 你 TO JB!
ALONG WITH BARNEY!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT MADE A 火, 消防 WERES THE 火, 消防 THINGY!