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posted by theprettiergirl
This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite 项链 on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me 鱼 all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast 你 need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and 你 will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and 你 will get a tail but 你 do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also 你 will get powers when 你 do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on 你 but the spell the got put on 你 will end in the mornings.
Hi everyone!

It's been a super long time since I published an article, and I thought this would be a good time to update the 列表 I 发布 about a 年 ago.

About the article:

1. I'll just be focusing on faces.

2. I tried my best (the Internet and I both have limitations) to base everything on how people looked before plastic surgery/ makeup. Somebody who looks amazing with all that, but without all that doesn't stand out to me, wouldn't cut the list... and somebody who doesn't look good after all that but used to look amazing would. (The 照片 here aren't the ones I based my rankings on.)

3....
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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny 你 think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."


Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: 下一个 to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: 下一个 to my house


3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started...
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1.Go out for coffee
2.Cut a stencil and put a 设计 on an old t-shirt
3.Learn a new recipe
4.Properly fold all of your cloths
5.Find a marker with a blue 或者 green lid and run around pretending it’s a sonic screwdriver
6.Walk to McDonalds and get a McFlurry
7.Organize your iTunes 图书馆 and make sure everything has album art
8.Start a blog
9.Read through old posts on your favourite blog
10.Have a movie marathon
11.Ride the transit all the way around, until you’re back to where 你 started
12.Make a friendship bracelet for yourself
13.Shave off all your body hair
14.Go shopping with only $5
15.Try to...
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posted by alois_trancy36
1. Dial a 随意 number and confuse the person who 答案 由 saying things like;
"Why did 你 call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up 随意 statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a 随意 文章 like this.

4. At walmart 或者 somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, 或者 a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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posted by nmdis
[Verse 1]
I'm losing myself
Trying to compete
With everyone else
Instead of just being me
Don't know where to turn
I've been stuck in this routine
I need to change my ways
Instead of always being weak

[Chorus:]
I don't wanna be afraid
I wanna wake up feeling beautiful..today
And know that I'm okay
Cause everyone's perfect in unusual ways
So 你 see, I just wanna believe in me

La la la la la la la la

[Verse 2]
The mirror can lie
Doesn't 显示 你 what's inside
And it, it can tell 你 you're full of life
It's amazing what 你 can hide
Just 由 putting on a smile

[Chorus]

I'm quickly finding out
I'm not about to break down
Not today
I guess I always knew
That I had all the strength to make it through

[Chorus:]
Not gonna be afraid
I'm going to wake up feeling beautiful..today
And know that I'm okay
Cause everyone's perfect in unusual ways
So 你 see, now, now I believe in me

Now I believe in me
posted by canal
 Dave x John
Dave x John
~A/N~ I realized what I’ve done to mituna and I was really sad for a while. But that will be cleared up. Now enjoy your asses off.

(John’s POV)

“He kissed you?!” Jade blurted out flailing hers arms around. I nodded my cheeks growing warm. Jade was laughing so hard she fell off her chair. “Are 你 okay?!” I asked loudly helping her off the ground. “Yeah” She 说 a single tear held in her eye. “Sometime 你 can be a real…clutz” I shook my head my hands gripping tightly to her arms. “John..” She trailed off. “Yes Jade?” I asked looking up at her, even she was taller...
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posted by Heidihi2
Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.

Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.

Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her...
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 I'm a drama 皇后乐队
I'm a drama queen
There are different types of Drama Queens/Kings. There's the stereotypical kind, who makes a big deal out of everything. There's the crazy kind, who is like a patient in an asylum. Running around, screaming 随意 stuff, laughing for no reason.
Whichever 你 want to be, here are some tips on how to be a certain Drama monarch, 或者 a mix of them.

1) The talk
Everything 你 say, say it with purpose. Make asking for the time like asking if someone's life is in danger 或者 你 can say it seductively. Either way works. Make talking about the upcoming test sound overly interesting, even if 你 think you'll...
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I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and 语录 and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If 你 don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause 你 are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. 你 think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde 或者 skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of 糖果
7. 你 can do anything-but not everything
8. 你 may be physically...
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 Emmanuel 射线, 雷 as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. 照片 courtesy 水果 District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel 射线, 雷 will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted 由 actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted 由 Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.If someone at your school 或者 not at your school is being bullied tell a teacher 或者 someone else dont wait until it gets out of hand.

2.if someone is bullying someone else tell the bully to stop it but not in a way that gets 你 a 冲床 in the face.

3.if 你 know someone who is depressed 或者 is always 由 themselves go talk to them 或者 do something that would make there 日 not just because its a nice thing to do but because it could change there life in ways 你 wouldn't understand.

4.If a person is consantly being annoying to others 由 teasing them about who there going out with 或者 teasing them...
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posted by JustinDrew_B
[Intro]
Rack rack city 婊子, 子 [repeat]
Mugga on the beat

[Verse 1]
Rack city 婊子, 子 Rack Rack city bitch
Ten ten ten twenties on ya titties bitch
100 deep V.I.P. no guest list
T-Raw 你 don't know who 你 fucking wit?
Got my other 婊子, 子 fucking wit my other bitch
Fucking all night nigga we ain't celibate
Make it sound too dope I ain't selling it
Bar fresher than a motherfucking peppermint
Gold leather man last king killing shit
Young money young money yeah we getting rich
Get ya grandma on my dick (ha ha)
Girl 你 know what it is

[Hook x2]
Rack city 婊子, 子 Rack Rack city 婊子, 子 [x3]
Ten ten ten twenties and them...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Take a look at the singers, movie stars and athletes on the annual 列表 of the Best-Paid 名人 Under 30 from Forbes.com.

The youngest 星, 星级 on the 列表 is Justin Bieber. He ranks 秒 on the 列表 with $53 million in earnings over the past 12 months. That money, plus his incredible fame, helped him debut in third place on the annual Celebrity 100 list, which measures wealth and fame. :3

Lady Gaga, who ranks first on the list, grossed $170 million from 137 shows in 22 countries. May 2010 and May 2011 (before her latest album, Born This Way, dropped) she sold an estimated 15 million albums...
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posted by yukikiyruu
How To Know If a Girl Likes 你 – Clichés

Here are some of the signs that have been popularized over the years as ‘ surefire ways to know whether a girl likes you’. Some of these might seem a bit silly, although people claim to these to work; I personally think these are not applicable to every girl that 你 meet. Making inferences about a girl’s feelings merely 由 the way she looks at 你 或者 由 the ways she flutters her eyes might seem very romantic and mushy, just like they 显示 it in the movies, but again, if only things shown in the romantic chick flicks would come true, life would’ve...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her 首页 because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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posted by Jeffersonian
Of 8th grade through College 'student reports':


Ancient Egypt was inhabited 由 mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an 苹果 tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?"

Moses led the hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened 面包 which is 面包 made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments....
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posted by Jeffersonian
These are purported to be actual test 答案 from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes 由 which water can be made 安全 to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water 安全 to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded 由 sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If 你 are buying a house,...
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posted by patrisha727
Thanks to the encouragement from Jarik, I had enough time to find some 更多 facts! Sorry if some of these are repeated! :S


No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half 更多 than 7 times.

All swans in England are the property of the 皇后乐队 或者 king

The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum.

Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God.

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating adulterous husband but she may only do so with her bare hands.

The new 787 Boeing...
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posted by BellaCullen96
After 你 cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and 火, 消防 trucks so 你 get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what 你 are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let 你 in front of him/her, 显示 your appreciation 由 letting the entire...
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