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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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 The rectangle flies towards the white oval. As the two shapes 加入 together, words appear.
The rectangle flies towards the white oval. As the two shapes 加入 together, words appear.


This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*...
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posted by iamjune
Okay, so I will be talking about something that happened yesterday.. I was inside my school bus, and that when I was watching YouTube on my phone, I noticed that most students from the other school bus (there in bus #230), where in a big crowd outside of our school bus. Then, the other students and the bus driver noticed all of them too, and then a lot of 更多 students who ride the bus 230, came outside to line up too, they said, to the bus driver that they came outside to our bus because they didn’t see there bus driver.
The bus driver 说 that he couldn’t fit all of them in our bus,...
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posted by monLOVEbrucas
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-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, 你 can 吻乐队(Kiss) my 屁股 too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the 日 i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to 你 does not matter to me

-When your up, your 老友记 know who 你 are.
When you're down, 你 know who your 老友记 are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab 你 in the throat with...the 刀 你 left in my back.

-I was the one who 说 things changed;
you were the one who proved...
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posted by randomgirl3000
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1: What eye color do 你 find sexiest?

2: White, milk, 或者 dark 浓情巧克力 mocha?

3: If 你 could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?

4: Did 你 grow up in a small 或者 big town? Did 你 like it?

5: Your 最喜爱的 adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)

6: What kind of 冰沙, 思慕雪 sounds really good right now?

7: Most embarrassing moment from your
elementary school years?

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?

10: Pirates 或者 ninjas? Why?

11: Have 你 ever climbed a 树 更多 than...
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary 老友记 that 你 talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...
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posted by BellaCullen96
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Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake 爱情 notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near 你 falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the 最佳, 返回页首 of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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posted by patrisha727
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Some if these are actually prety cool and funny. ^_^

1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

3 Swim with a dolphin.

4 Skydive.

5 Have your portrait painted.

6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure 你 use it.

7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

8 Watch the launch of the 太空 shuttle.

9 Spend a whole 日 eating 破烂, 垃圾 食物 without feeling guilty.

10 Be an extra in a film.

11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

12 Make 爱情 on a forest floor....
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posted by Liepe
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For my friend.
__________________________________________________

If 你 climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Never approach a 公牛 from the front, a horse from the rear 或者 a fool from any direction.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.

Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.

Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean 你 have to offer it a place to sit down.

If 你 find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.

Don't squat witn your spurs on.

Every trail has some puddles....
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"My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."


"Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."


"Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."


"Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."


"Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a 树 and misplaced his hip."


"John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."


"Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."


"Megan could not come to...
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posted by britishboy
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During the summer it is so easy to say, "I have nothing to do!" No 更多 excuses-here is a 列表 of 50 things to do the 下一个 time 你 are bored!
1. Gather up a few friends, and have a picnic in your back .
2. Go on a walk and take pictures of trees, flowers, dogs, etc.
3. Buy some fashion magazines, pick out a couple of really cute outfits, and try to recreate them for less!
4. Bead some bracelets and sell them for charity.
5. Volunteer at the local animal 或者 homeless shelter.
6. Clean your room!
7. Bake some 纸杯蛋糕 and deliver them to 老友记 and family.
8. Play some childhood games like "Sorry",...
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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping 大车, 购物车 and switch the items with stuff from the person 下一个 to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 你 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 你 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation 由 saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall 或者 any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way 你 laugh as 你 wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt 或者 Uncle. If 你 dare, hug them.
5. While passing a 随意 stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...
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posted by slytherin360
208
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分钟 intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people 你 can get to 加入 in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department 由 sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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This was definitely the most difficult 列表 I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. 你 can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the 最佳, 返回页首 10 and just listing the other women and 展示 pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for 你 guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope 你 enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to 评论 and I can't wait to hear what...
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posted by vampirer04
2
 Woozworld Jane and Jeff The Killer
Woozworld Jane and Jeff The Killer
A/N This was suggested 由 a friend. Because I was 写作 this thing one 日 and she loved it. So when I was on this site she suggested me to do this fanfiction yea, And also whoever plays woozworld should look on my woozin for the Jane and Jeff stuff XP.
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{Jane's POV}

I look at the school name. 'Creepypasta high' well I bet this is gonna be interesting.

I walk in 都市传说 high seeing every 都市传说 there is.

"Hey Jane!" called out sonic.exe.

"Hi Sonic! How many people did 你 scare during the summer?" I ask.

"A lot!" We both laughed....
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Ways to Annoy:
1.say a 随意 word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a 食物 they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy 下一个 to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as 你 can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the 厨房 and come out with ketchup all over 你 and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem...
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posted by awesomeblossom1
9
Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope 你 like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when 你 heard someone talking on the intercom, 你 fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give 你 a ride 首页 and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a 蘑菇 and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...
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1.people excpect 你 to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your 老友记 get jelious when 你 hang with other people.


3.more people then 你 think hate 你 and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean 流行的 person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about 你 behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put 你 with your 老友记 because 你 talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but 更多 then 90% of them are just hanging out with 你 because your popular.


8.If your a 流行的 girl and 你 have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling 你 a slut.



9.If your a 流行的 boy and 你 have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if 你 had a good friend and then 你 became 流行的 they might stop hanging out with 你 because they think there not good enough.
posted by Tamar20
15
The Fucking Disclaimer
If 你 are offended 由 the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you.
Uses of the word Fuck
FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where 你 are in the world, everyone knows exactly what 你 mean when 你 say "Fuck Off".
It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why 你 will never read something like:
"Fuck off", he hinted.
Grammatical Usage
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane)...
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posted by dodo4
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This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare



The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The 更多 he gives to others, the 更多 he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer 或者 更多 flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a 来源 of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever 你 ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...
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