Everyone is sitting on a 长椅, 沙发 (being bored)

Libra: What's on on tv?
Virgo: Nothing right now, just keep on daydreaming...
Cancer: THERE'S NOTHING TO DREAM ABOUT!!
Leo: I agree with Cancer, I'm bored, let's watch some tv 或者 go outside to get some fresh air.
Sagittarius: I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Leo.
Aries: usually, there is no fresh air outside.
Leo: No, actually, 你 can't see how fresh the air is out there.
Sagittarius: What?
Leo: *sighs*, your deaf, arn't you?
Sagittarius: No.
Aquarius: I'd listen to some songs...
Leo: nah, I'm fine.
Virgo: at 4:30 we can watch tv.
Leo: why?
Virgo: because....

Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all 你 can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your 心 and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all 你 can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do 你 think...

Dating Version 2.0: Modern Dating

Some of the old ways of dating could be use an upgrade. Welcome 2014 with these new and improved rules!

For most of us, the best--and usually our first--source of our dating 建议 is our family. We rely on the experiences and wise words of Mom, Sister, and in some cases even Grandmother, for the do's and don'ts of boys and relationships. But as years pass by, it might be time to rule out some of Mom's and Grandma's old (and old-fashioned) rules on dating and come up with reasonable guidelines that appeal to 更多 modern minds.

The Old Way:
~Date only boys who...

For a while, I've been thinking of making an 文章 on my influential celebs and here they are. This 列表 is just on entertainers. I'm not the biggest celebrity person, but these have inspired me in some sort of way and I 爱情 them! Instead of putting trashy people and basic bitches (whose names I won't name) on a pedestal, here are some people I'd like to talk about who should get some credit for the great individuals that they are. I'd also like to add that it's just my opinion and I'd 爱情 to hear what you've got to say.

HONORABLE MENTIONS



Emma Watson
Emma Watson is one...

Survey reveals 最佳, 返回页首 50 funniest jokes ever told

[HK]

A joke about a male bus passenger insulting a woman's ugly baby has been voted the funniest gag ever told. Researchers examined 更多 than 1,000 jokes before whittling them down to a final 50 and getting 36,000 people to vote for their favourites. Source: Onepoll.com

Comedy genius Tommy Cooper had 由 far the most jokes in the list, which also includes gags 由 Peter Kay and Lee Evans.

Jokes ranged from the legendary one-liner about a zoo with just one dog being a 'shitzu' - to ones about wives, husbands, blondes and foreigners.

The study was...

An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.

An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.

Camels live in Camelfornia.

Cannibals like to meat people.

Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.

How about the 熊 that was hit 由 an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They 说 it was a grizzly accident.

How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.

If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the 葡萄干 for living?

In some places fog will never be mist.

Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary...

"Solo"


You speak to me
And in your words I hear a melody
But in the twilight it's so hard to see
What's wrong for me

I can't resist
Until 你 give the truth a little twist
As if you're gonna get away with this
You're not sorry

I can't believe I fell for this

I fell through the hole
Down at the bottom of your soul
Didn't think 你 could go
So low
Look at what you've done
You're losing me
Here's what you've won
Got me planning to go
Solo
Solo

你 sing to me
Too bad 你 couldn't even stay on key
If your life is such a mystery
Why don't 你 stick to acting?

Here 你 go again...

"Piercing"


Living in fear
Is not what 你 had
In mind for me
But holding to you
Is so hard
I cling to what I see

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're piercing me
This self will bleed
You're killing all
Of my securities
Lord, help me see the reality
That all I'll ever need is You

Here in this haze a distant light
Seems to draw me near
But in the shadow of my doubt
My faith just disappears

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're...

IceCold
She fell in 爱情 with a dope boy
Black diamonds on the neck of that dope boy
Big body Benz for that dope boy
Love every tattoo on that dope boy
She sheds tears for that dope boy
Shit, it is what it is for that dope boy
Handle minor biz for that dope boy
But the reward is major, so on and so forth
She can tell 你 由 the Greyhound
She can 显示 你 how to stay down
I can tell 你 'bout to break down
VS1's all in my 婊子, 子 watch face now
Straight G's for your low esteem
A.P's for the whole team
As I run away from my obituary
Walking in the shit that'll get 你 buried
Miami's mine like I'm Pat Riley
Baselines...

BEAT


It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.
It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

I'mma make 你 bend your back
Oh my god, this beat is crack
When I do this, 你 do that

I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna do it, eh, just wanna do it, eh.
I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna...

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can 你 feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing 你 so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A 日 without 你 is like a 年 without rain
I need 你 由 my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A 日 without 你 is like a 年 without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't 你 hear me calling?
My 心 is yearning
Like...

Come and Get it
[chorus]
When you're ready come and get it (x2)
Na na na (x3)

When you're re-e-a-dy (x2)

When you're ready come and get it
Na na na (x3)

You ain’t gotta worry it’s an open invitation
I’ll be sittin’ right here real patient
All 日 all night I’ll be waitin’ standby
Can’t stop because I 爱情 it, hate the way I 爱情 you
All 日 all night maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie.
I’m not too shy to 显示 I 爱情 you, I got no regrets.
I 爱情 你 much to, much to hide you, this 爱情 ain’t finished yet. This 爱情 ain’t finished yet…
So baby whenever you’re ready…

[chorus]
When...

Chapter One: Salvador

Silver Monroe skipped up the stone steps to Westover High School. Silver could have easily gotten almost any boy she wanted; only she had yet to find the one meant for her. She walked swiftly down the long hallways to her first class; math.

After about ten 分钟 the boy sitting behind her raised his hand, asking for water. Silver had been in mostly the same classes as him almost the entire 年 and she had never heard him talk before. She had never really even noticed him before. He had long, blonde hair that was almost white and black eyes. The teacher, Mrs. Taylor dismissed...

June 17th 100,000,000 BC 12 O'clock at night
Four children are born, quadruplets, the youngest born at the strike of midnight. The first child is named Queverial, the 秒 Ceelarion, the third Ierailiasha, and the last one is named Mist. The father decides the last child should have a complex name as the others do but the mother has made up her mind that Mist is the perfect name.
Then she sends them through the mirror of fate to find there destiny and they may never return if they do not find it in time.

January 21st 90,000,000 BC 3:30 P.M.
The children grow up living in the chosen lands...

Just a few things before the story; one, if there's something 你 don't like about it, please tell me! I want it to be as good as it can be. ^-^ Just please tell me in a respectful way, please. I would appreciate that. Thank you.
Also, this story will be a little (well, 更多 than a little) bloody and violent, and there may be some cussing later on. Just a warning.
That being said, I hope 你 like it!
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Gnarled branches. Green leaves grew from them—green leaves spotted with yellows and reds. They rustled dryly, talking of the upcoming season of autumn....

(Jade’s POV)

“John…I’m bored” I whined to my friend in the other room. “Well i’m sorry Jade, but i don’t know what do do about that” John 说 walking in with a bowl of 爆米花 he popped himself. “What about Rose and Dave?” I asked sneaking some 爆米花 away from the bowl. “What about them?” Dave asked sitting the bowl on the coffee 表 in the middle of the room. “Can we invite them over? And can 你 change out of the girl’s uniform?” I asked. He cheeks grew pink, “It’s comfortable.” “Oh John, 你 little boy” I 说 ruffling his hair up. “Fine Jade,...

There are some things about Justin Bieber, this "role model" for kids, that 你 may not know. Sorry to any of the Beliebers out there.

He's attacked and screamed obscenities at photographers. [1] He says rape happens for a reason. [2] He wrote in the guest book at Anne Frank's house that he "wishes she was a Belieber." [3] When he was asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan 牛扒, 牛排 that was specially prepared for him and made gagging sounds. [4] He peed in a restaurant kitchen. [5] He's frequently late to his own concerts. [6] He's been kicked out and banned from places for throwing temper...

Now, there's no denying that Dani is pretty adorable. She's playful and immature, just like a little girl should be, as 你 can see from the scene where she comes out of the closet and scares Max. She has the spirit of a cute little girl, as she loves trick-or-treating.

However, after the first few 分钟 of screen time she has, her character started going downhill for me. She screams for her mother at the 最佳, 返回页首 of her lungs when Max refuses to take her trick-or-treating, which makes me think she's spoiled. She's 表演 all tough and 《勇敢传说》 against 松鸦, 杰伊, 杰伊 · and Ernie "Ice", but ends up doing this...

Hello, and Welcome to my article; in this 文章 I will tell 你 about the environment, what's happening now, what will happen VERY soon if we continue to pollute the earth and what we can do to stop it.

I will also tell 你 about the Idle no more movement and the First Nations who are leading it; it's trying to save the environment, like me.

So read and enjoy; perhaps I shall educate 你 in a good way.

Everything in this 文章 is true and based on Scientific, religious and environmental research and up to 日期 facts.

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Remember when the whole 2012 thing happened? Yeah, that was funny... Here...

We all know what rednecks in 'Murica do best, partying, drinking and being stupid as fuck, but this might surprise you.

Sources close to the death investigation say it's likely Shain died from carbon monoxide poisoning.

"Buckwild" 星, 星级 Shain Gandee was found dead in a vehicle in West Virginia this morning ... 31 hours after the 21-year-old 音乐电视 reality 星, 星级 had been reported missing, this according to law enforcement.

According to officials, Gandee, his 48-year-old uncle David Gandee, and a third unidentified body were discovered dead in the vehicle in Sissonville, West Virginia. There was no sign...