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1. Ichigo and orihime
(bleach)- I 爱情 this couple!
Its like the princess and
the hero! He fights and she
heals him. Orihime loves ichigo and I
love this couple!
2. Renji and rukia(bleach)- He trained
so hard to be vice captain of her
brother. He got his bankai to save
her. They known each other and care
for each for years.
3. Ed and winry(FMA)- I 爱情 the way
ed told her " i will give 你 half of my
life if 你 give me half yours". Than
winry 说 "how about i give 你 all
of it"!
4. Roy and riza(FMA)- it was sad yet
cute moment when she cried for him.
It was very cute when roy hugged
her and how they got each...
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posted by flippy_fan210
It was late afternoon. Foamy had just woken up. He was at the door. “ah. Time for a nice 日 of ranting.” he 说 as he opened the door. When he saw his surroundings he freaked out. “what the h@#$!?” this isn't my neighborhood!i need a lawyer! Where is my lawyer!?” Pilz-E walked out of another house. “What's with all the noise Foamy?” he asked. “Stop popping pills and look around 你 a%$hole!” Foamy replied. Pilz-E looked around and gasped. “you're right Foamy. This isn't where we live!” Foamy rolled his eyes and 说 sarcastically “gee, I never would've guessed, retard!”...
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posted by i_luv_Pelon_xxx
Its not finished yet but I'm gonna continue it...this is (will be) also avadable on my DA account

One day, a little girl named kaluri was at the zoo. She loved monkeys, she loved throwing the chips for them, but mostly attrackted seagulls and other un-monkey like flying pests. She loved turtals too, untill one farted on her and turned her insane. Right now, she is sitting in a mental heatbox in a mental 首页 for mental hoes and can't stop shaking her head from side to side and moving it round it a 圈, 圈子 like some retarded freak. She also eats air, don't do drugs kids. This child...
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posted by Invincible321
I got this idea from Wanda5.

- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the 答案 (song 标题 and artist) and bold the line when someone guesses correctly.

1. Do 你 ever feel like a plastic bag... Firework-Katy Perry
2. In the night, I hear 'em talk... Heartless-Dia Frampton
3. Baby, be mine 'cause even God knows... Scream-Hedley
4. All this talkin' to you, I don't know what I'm to do... Stop Standing There-Avril Lavigne
5. When 你 walk, 你 don't leave tracks... 吻乐队(Kiss) &...
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posted by Heidihi2
Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.

Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.

Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her...
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posted by 16falloutboy
♥Why do I 爱情 this gorgeous boy so much? Why do I adore his voice and talents? Why is it that he makes me feel happiness inside of my heart? No matter what problems I may face 或者 the people who get on my nerves, I know that he's there for me. I 爱情 him with all my heart. I 爱情 the way he sings, I 爱情 the way he looks, I 爱情 the way he says my name. He makes me feel special, he makes me feel wanted, he is the best thing that's ever happened to me. His name is my energy, it fills me up whenever I hear it. He's the most important thing in my life, he's the one who made me confident about...
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posted by DramaQueen1020
All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.

1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
._. 或者 (._.) indecisive
:-) 或者 =] 或者 :) 或者 =) 或者 :] 或者 :^) 或者 :D 或者 :^D Smile 或者 happy
:-L 或者 =L 或者 o¬o Drool 或者 Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( 或者 =( 或者 D: 或者 D= Frown 或者 Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP 或者 XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD 或者 XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S 或者 :s 或者 =S 或者 =s confused
:Þ 或者 :þ 或者 =b 或者 =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ 或者 : 或者 =/ 或者 = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, 或者 a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
你 can be the 花生 牛油, 黄油 to my jelly
You can be the 蝴蝶 I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the 云, 云计算 when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy 你 complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the 苹果 to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my...
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posted by australia-101
Think of a letter between A and W.

Repeat it out loud as 你 scroll down.

Keep going . . . Don't stop . . .

Think of an animal that begins with that letter.

Repeat it out loud as 你 scroll down.

Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the 动物 name

Almost there........

Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand 你 are not using to scroll down.

Take the hand 你 counted with and hold it out in front of 你 at face level

Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand.

Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?

Of course not.......

Now 拍击, smack, 味道 yourself in the head and get a life. :)
posted by australia-101
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish 你 were a door so I could slam 你 all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do 你 work for UPS? I thought I saw 你 checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 识骨寻踪 in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy 你 a drink 或者 do 你 just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted 床, 床上 Thrasher: have 你 seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make 你 the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and 你 can...
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posted by AngelFaceBarbie
This is my 最佳, 返回页首 14 fave sayings and 语录 :) Enjoy xx

14. 你 got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when 黑莓 and 苹果 where just 水果 -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in 爱情 when 你 cant fall...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical 马 with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an ipod的, ipod 或者 something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the 食物 sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the 音乐 store whether 你 can get a CD that 你 know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, 你 don't forgive someone for his 或者 her sake - 你 forgive them for your sake. (On a side note, I just read that as "sake", the drink. I think that means it's time for me to get some sushi.)

Forgiving doesn't mean forgetting, nor does it mean that you've 给 the message that what someone did was okay. It just means that you've let go of the anger 或者 guilt towards someone, 或者 towards yourself. But that can be easier 说 than done. If forgiveness was easy, everyone would be doing it.

"When 你 hold resentment toward another, 你 are bound to that person 或者 condition 由 an emotional...
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posted by IloveMyLord
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only 由 this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

"My 老友记 are my estate."
- Emily Dickinson

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"A friend is one who walks in when others walk out"
-Walter Winchell

"A friend is someone who is there for 你 when he'd rather be anywhere else."
- Len Wein - Sent 由 Paulo Louro

"A friend is someone who knows the...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two 分钟 later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if 你 are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when 你 get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by tokidoki123
[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
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[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
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[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩 #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the 蝙蝠侠 theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 老友记 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If 你 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 由 hooking a 摄录一体机, 摄像机 to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by Juilet1234
They warm your hands, protect 你 from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life 你 wore heavy mittens. If 你 dial a phone, try to use a remote control, 或者 try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much 更多 difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much 更多 difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything 你 see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like 你 just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Adopt strange mannerisms
Alphabetize the 食物 in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President.
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a 问题 nobody can answer
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask for seconds
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
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