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posted by ase
1. Do 你 like pie?

2. Are you, 或者 have 你 ever been a squirrel?

3. Are 你 afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are 你 a people person 或者 a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have 你 ever wondered what it would be like if 你 were an apple?

7. Have 你 ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can 你 get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have 你 ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have 你 ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do 你 have a sword handy?

14. Do 你 like pie?

15. Am I weird...
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posted by stefani_n13
Are 你 a good BFF?

Admit it, 你 couldn't live without Hillary and Marissa, Jackie and Alex, Ashley and Heather, and your other 54 BFFs (best 老友记 foreva!). Now that you've hit teenhood, your 老友记 are the most important part of your life. They are the peeps 你 run to, the peeps who decide your every move. You'drather be with them than anyone else and 你 trust them with your deepest, darkest secrets. Right?

So why did Melissa tell Corey that your bra was slightly padded the other 日 during 排球 practice? And why would Carly repeat to Nikki that thing 你 说 about Taylor? Now...
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i didn't write this

1. Totally Ignore the first five people who say "Good Morning" to you.

2. Phone someone in the office 你 barely know, leave your name and say, "just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".

3. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

4. When someone hands 你 a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "mmmmmm, that feels soooo good!"

5. Leave your fly's open for one hour. If anyone points it out say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way, it lets the smell out".

6. In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out YAHTZEE".

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Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the 列表 would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. 吻乐队(Kiss) her slowly.

Are 你 remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your 老友记 together.


11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves 你 more, deny...
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1.find something old and breakable and go up to a apartment 或者 building 或者 highest floor in your house and open a window and estimate how long it will take that thing to hit the groung then throw it out the the window and cout how many seconds/minutes it takes to hit the ground really.
2.go to wal-mart,enough said
3.go outside and try to sell a old stuffed animal on a leash to people who look important to society,like hobos
4.go to your neighbors and tell them they need to stop the rucus and to shut up your trying to sleep even if its the middle of the 日 and they arent making any noise
5.go to...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few 秒 later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating 你 this way and 你 know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...
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Ways how Lucky Luke would shoot faster than his shadow

Way 1: He can distract his shadow and quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 2: He can make a nice drawing and 显示 it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a nice drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 3: He can make a horrific drawing and 显示 it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a horrific drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 4: He can throw a rock at his shadow so...
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10. ON VACATION: Who would 你 most likely want to be stuck on a deserted island with? Not someone who's just told 你 "it's not working out," we're quite sure. Not only have 你 now wasted your time and money, but 你 can’t leave the situation easily without added plane fares and stress. If this happens to you, break away and turn your trip into a rejuvenating self-improvement retreat... you'll need it.

9. IN A TEXT MESSAGE: Ah, the text. The modern-day version of the Post-It. Too wussy to do it in person? Text away, wuss.

8. ON FACEBOOK: Nothing like logging on to find your loved one tagged...
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1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can 你 make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this...
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1;run up the down escalator screamin I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
2;run around in circles screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3;sit on the 表 laughing hystariclly
4;say things that aren't words like goooagooa
5;when the 表 is set for3 clear your throat and say 你 forgot mr.wiggles
6;dress in a chicken costume(if 你 have one)to go to school
7;stand still and just scream at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs
8;when 你 eat 晚餐 stare into 太空 and when sombody talks act lik u dont hear them
9;play with your lips(move them around with your hands)
posted by Bananaaddict
Okay, though 你 can't necessarily tell 由 the title, this will mostly likely become a mindless rant at some point. It's gonna be about grammar. :D

So, this is "texting language" as I see it. Forever 以前 (okay, maybe several years ago), the only texting available on phones was the type...well, I'm not very familiar with phone terminology; let's say the type where 你 press the numbered buttons multiple times to get different letters. That's how text speak was born, since people didn't want to waste their precious time typing whole words (God forbid). Why didn't they just call each other, you...
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i didn't try any of this but readers don't try this stuff cuz u could get in a lot of trouble
and i made all this up my self

1. if your teacher asks u 2 get them a pop go get 1and on your way back shake it up like crazy

2. cosplay as iceland from 黑塔利亚 and call every 1 dear brother

3. sit like l from death note does

4. call every 1 kira when your teacher tells u 2 stop say that sounds like something kira would say

5. when a teacher asks u a 问题 u reply pasta

6. change your name every 日 @ school and when your teacher 或者 some 1 else calls u 由 your real name say that's not my name and if...
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I'm putting two funny 文章 together in one, hope 你 enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I 爱情 deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would 你 know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what 你 need, and I'll tell you...
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posted by bubblegumm16
Step 1. Guys like to see the girl's true feelings, so don't be ashamed to share them.

Step 2. 显示 the guy 你 like a side of yourself that nobody else has seen before, but don't give yourself away too much, 或者 you'll get every guy except for the one 你 like.

Step 3.Don't try to make the guy jealous. That might give him the wrong impression, and drive him away.

Step 4. When 你 are around friends, drop a hint 或者 two, about the things 你 like, so they can surprise you.

Step 5. Don't change for him. If he likes 你 enough, he will like 你 for he way 你 are.

Step 6. When he asks 你 to go on a...
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posted by Ashley-Green

Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on 面包 indicates that

1. 更多 than 98 percent of convicted felons are 面包 users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all 面包 was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. 更多 than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours...
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posted by sierradawn9
Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
 I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He 说 he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I 说 "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
 That got me mad, sad, and confused.
 Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give 你 the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
 I'm not...
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1) I can't reach my license unless 你 hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't 你 the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, 你 must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are 你 Andy 或者 Barney?

6) I thought 你 had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do 你 know why 你 pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your 公文包 或者 purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person 下一个 to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
posted by ShiningsTar542
When 你 run into the guy 你 like at school, do 你 feel nervous and turn bright red?

That happens to some girls, and others start laughing nervously. Sometimes 你 try to start a conversation. And for sure no matter what, when the guy 你 like is close by, your 心 starts beating fast.

What should 你 do when 你 are in this situation?

The first thing to remember is that not everyone is looking at the two of 你 when 你 talk to your crush. No one can read your mind and so don't act like 你 have committed some sort of crime. If 你 act nervous and weird he won't know that 你 like him!

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posted by hatelarxene
Since Shake it Up has ended (thank goodness), I've decided to write a review on it. This 显示 sucks. Big time.

Yeah... People of that moronic 显示 expect me to call THAT music? That whole song 或者 whatever the hell that was was nothing but auto-tune & editing!

They are awful actors, shitty singers (they don't even sing), and the characters are complete Mary-Sues! As for their dancing... please! All they do in that 显示 is 移动 around & look like a bunch of monkeys. I've watched plenty of solid dancing movies, & let me tell 你 that these dancers are horrible, and no way in hell...
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