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posted by Sala-Draca
Cryptograms are a fairy easy puzzle type to solve. Each letter in the quote stands for another letter. For instance, MXI UPRQH QRM would translate to THE BLACK CAT. If 你 get stuck, try looking for patterns. For instance, single letters are most likely to translate to I 或者 A.

Feel free to print this article, 或者 to just work the puzzles in the 评论 section. For an added challence, I won't be posting the answers. Good luck!

1. "G ESAD KSGRK GRYS IRSYVDU JSUEZ, IRZ G ESAD PMOYDUGDO... G EGND YVD CDDEGRK SC ZGOTSADUM." - ZIAGZ EMRTV

2. "CVMPC DSUZG CABKU'W EBVDDS CPEBZW VZWAEK KA TOZG VK GB...
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posted by alexischaos2004
Greetings, my name is Alexis. Welcome to my world of rants. Today's rant is about youtobe and the major fuckups that dwell there. So, 加入 me on this marvelous cyber adventure, as we'll encounter monsters such as Devon Sweeney, Sam Pepper, and the legendary Tupac of Youtube.


Ah... Youtube. You're one of my 最喜爱的 websites in the entire history of the internet. The content 你 显示 me is truly enlightening. I always watch the 视频 你 have on display... It's just the best experience that anyone could ever ask for. I 爱情 you, Youtube.


WELL NOT ENTIRELY! This video sharing website may be one...
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Video games can have health benefits!

Video games can be used as therapy for “lazy eye” in adults. Sufferers of amblyophobia can use video games to improve their vision! Amblyophobia is a condition that affects the eyes. Because of a brain disorder, vision does not develop properly in one eye.

It is the most common disorder, which causes lack of vision in one eye for youth and adults who are middle-aged. For most children, the treatment for “lazy eye” (amblyophobia) is wearing an eye patch on the good eye. This forces the brain to use and exercise the underdeveloped eye.

This works...
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posted by adaug
May 14th.
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today was... FUN!We had a track and field 日 at school. Thats when (for the whole day) 你 gotta do activities and some with WATER!!! I GOT DRENCHED!!!
A lot has gone on i have a youtobe account:
link. I got on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 again! FINALLY!! 你 might know my friend Shada? Well... after school SHE'S COMING BACK TO OKLAHOMA!!!!AHHH!!YAY!!!I MISSED HER!!!
I Have a Facebook.
I have until Friday till school's over!!!! Then I'll be on a lot more.
Who's ready for summer!!???
I AM!
And my friend,Emma, and I had a little warhead challenge. Numb,still.
I went to her place and a brat named Aleaha is always being a brat! So now she isn't bothering us anymore. Ha.
So.. how's YOUR life going?
My 老友记 and I made this.. we found it funny. 你 might not get it though... But good for 你 if 你 do :D *No offence to any Bob's out there...

Sarah: Hello is anyone here called Bob?

Bob: Uh...I'm called Bob.

Sarah: Oh Bob I thought I'd never meet you!

Bob Uh, Uh, Uh okay okay that is fine.

Sarah: I am Sarah.

Bob Oh.. uh, uh, uh hi Sarah

Sarah: Oh Bob! I just realised the time. My mum can't pick me up from the dance!

Bob: Uh Uh um ok

Sarah: Could 你 take me home...with you?

Bob: Uh uh uh okay that is fine. Dad will pick us up.

Sarah: Oh... your dad... How about just 你 and me?

Bob: Uh uh ok that...
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#1: LILY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
This was one of the most 流行的 stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the 日 I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird


#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else


#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories


#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.


#5: SWEET 苹果 MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.
OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly



42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - 你 should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)



43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me



44.
Name: James Buckley...
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你 know what I hate? When 你 hold the door open for some 随意 fucker you've never even met in your life and they just walk on 由 without saying thank 你 或者 even acknowledging your god damn presence. Why this irks me so much I dunno. But it just does.

It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:

Um, excuse me, who the hell do 你 think 你 are? Do 你 not see me opening this door for you, wasting 秒 of my life for some 随意 dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill 你 to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life 由 even a jiffy and yes that's an...
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1.Turn on your 最喜爱的 音乐 或者 tv show,your 最喜爱的 song makes 你 want to get done faster but don't get distracted. Also, try to stay away from cell phones 或者 instant messaging 你 will get to carried away and before 你 know it 你 will be texting.



2.Pick up your clothes. Put them into two piles, the dirty and the clean pile. Put the dirty clothes in the hamper and hang 或者 fold your clean clothes and place them in the closet.if 你 put your clothes in a dresser fold them neatly so there will be 更多 room in it.


3.Put all your shoes away. 你 could keep a pair out neatly but put the rest...
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posted by TDAPlayer158
"Alright son, I need your help to build this barn."
"But papa, it's about to rain!"
"Oh crap. Who can help us now?"
"Never fear Montage Man is here! I add 80s background 音乐 to make whatever you're doing faster!"
"Take on me! (Take on me!) Take me on! I'll be gone, in a 日 或者 two!"
"That only took ten seconds!"
"Wow! Thanks Montage Man!"
"No problem, man"
"Ayuda! Un niño está robando mi televisor!"
"I don't speak Spanish."
"No problem, man. I can make learn Spanish in ten seconds."
"Give it all 你 got, don't stop now! 你 gotta give it all 你 got! Come on and take it to the top!"
"Ayuda! Un niño...
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posted by kellyclarkson12
My favourite 名人

1.Michelle Trachtenberg-She is just very cool and acts perfectly in 17 Again and Gossip Girl as Georgina :)))

2.Leighton Meester-She is a wonderful singer,great actress and woman and acts perfectly in Gossip Girl as Blair :)

3.Dreama Walker-She is a wonderful actress in Gossip Girl as Hazel.

4.Kate French-Love her as Nikki Stevens in The l Word :)

5.Rachel Bilson-Can I add more?An amazing woman,perfect actress,wonderful style,amazing way of behaviour and way of life.She is my role model

6.Bethany Joy Galeotti-She is great,acts perfectly as Haley in One 树 Hill,has some great songs and has an amazing character.

7.Maite Perroni-A great woman and a singer!
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 19: Labor Day

Kevin and Liam were planning a special trip to celebrate Labor Day.

Liam: Where should we go?
Kevin: I'd like to try somewhere north for a change. A few 老友记 at work recommended Boston.
Liam: That's a good idea. Ooh, how about Cape Cod? There's a nice...
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#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if 你 allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: 埃米纳姆 - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
posted by zanesaaomgfan
I have certain age ranges. I made it up based on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. [I was there!]

For kids under 4:

Balloons go up to the North Pole. There, Santa's elves will decide if the person who let go of it should be on the Nice 或者 Naughty List. If Santa's elves thinks you've been nice, 你 will be on the Nice 列表 forever. If Santa's elves been naughty, 你 will be on the naughty 列表 until 你 send a good balloon up. Send a red balloon.

For Kids 5-8:

Balloons go up to God[Or whoever 你 believe in], the place where he decides if 你 should stay with him 或者 go down below.

For kids over 9:

Up the sky, eventually, it'll explode.

:D
posted by karpach_13
Death Row in Women’s Prison
Three women are about to be executed. One’’s a brunette, one’’s a redhead, and one’’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette 前锋, 期待 and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready! Aim…”
Suddenly the brunette yells, “EARTHQUAKE!!!”
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while [...]

Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must 移动 to coach because she doesn’t have a...
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posted by MineTurtle
This ain't mine. I twas originally written 由 xSHOCKYx, who 说 'Pass this on if 你 爱情 Jesus'. So here it is.


Science vs. God
"Let me explain the problem science has with 耶稣 Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So 你 believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are 你 good 或者 evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a...
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posted by eslisle4254
I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it


Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I 爱情 the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your 心 beat is my 最喜爱的 lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If 你 could see me, 你 could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my 首页 though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes 你 happy. I always want 你 to be happy. I don't like it when 你 cry. 你 sound...
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1. Turn to a stranger and sing a 随意 song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are 更多 people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even 说 shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...
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1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give 你 a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if 你 can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your 日 been?", and let the doors close.

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures...
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