Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long 以前 迷失 in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn’t always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived 由 simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend 更多 than 你 can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for 接吻 a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense 迷失 ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion 或者 an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense 迷失 the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when 你 couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own 首页 and the burglar could sue 你 for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death 由 his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived 由 his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I’m A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Common Sense lived 由 simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend 更多 than 你 can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for 接吻 a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense 迷失 ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion 或者 an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense 迷失 the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when 你 couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own 首页 and the burglar could sue 你 for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death 由 his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived 由 his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I’m A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
This is a 列表 of 随意 10 things that just make me seem like an idiot...b4 u start 阅读 them....sry for all the typing mistakes il make.....if i make them.....ok just read....
1.i walk into walls often
2.i crash my bike into buildings all the time
3.i try to get high 由 eating peanuts
4.i sometimes walk into the same 墙 right after i walk into it the 1st time!!!
5.i poke my own eye
6.i say "peanut is a mooooo" wery often
7.i trip on flat surfaces
8.i walk into trees 2
8b.ok i walk into anything solid
9.i trip 60% of the time im getting out of the bus
10.my life dream is to eat a giant pizza.....n then throw it up on someone i hate
thank 你 for your time il be sure 2 make 更多 lists of my fatal retard-ness 或者 how ever....i hope u had a good laugh.....so bye n 花生 is a mooooo!!!
1.i walk into walls often
2.i crash my bike into buildings all the time
3.i try to get high 由 eating peanuts
4.i sometimes walk into the same 墙 right after i walk into it the 1st time!!!
5.i poke my own eye
6.i say "peanut is a mooooo" wery often
7.i trip on flat surfaces
8.i walk into trees 2
8b.ok i walk into anything solid
9.i trip 60% of the time im getting out of the bus
10.my life dream is to eat a giant pizza.....n then throw it up on someone i hate
thank 你 for your time il be sure 2 make 更多 lists of my fatal retard-ness 或者 how ever....i hope u had a good laugh.....so bye n 花生 is a mooooo!!!