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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when 你 say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. 你 look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and 你 never get tired of being with us.

4. I 爱情 你 and only you.-Well, 你 guys get the picture.

5. I will be with 你 forever.

6. 你 have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. 你 shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for 你 to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
This is my updated 列表 of my 最佳, 返回页首 20 最喜爱的 fictional characters. Unfortunately, some characters had to be kicked out to make room for some new 收藏夹 of mine. I also added honorable mentions for some characters I wish could've made the 最佳, 返回页首 20 but, unfortunately, missed the cut. Please keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion, so please be polite. Please 粉丝 and 评论 because I 爱情 to see what people think and to know that they like my articles.

Honorable Mentions:
30.Tiana (The Princess and the Frog)
29.Pocahontas (Pocahontas)
28.Goofy (The Mickey 老鼠, 鼠标 and 老友记 Franchise)...
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posted by Famegurl754
Aries: Trigon?
Reason: I think he is a good Aries. I'm not saying he was born onthat kind of day, I'm just saying this because I think it fit's him.

Taurus: Beast boy
Reason: he can some times be as MEAN as a bull, he can shape shift into any animal. Sometimes he's as sweet as a Mice, but then he's as mean as a bull.

Gemini: Mas y Menos
Reason: It's obvious, THE TWINS!! DUH!! I know Gemini's can be mysterious then happy but these to are probably Gemini's.

Cancer: Starfire
Reason: Cancer's are moody, so I'd say she's very moody sometimes, Starfire is very nice and caring.

Leo: Jericho
Reason: I know...
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1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag 你 down to his level and beat 你 with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I 偷了 a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make 你 a Christian any 更多 than standing in a 车库 makes 你 a car.
6. We live in a society where 比萨, 比萨饼 gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms....
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posted by Nein-Nein
 The brazen 公牛 an execution device
The brazen bull an execution device
The period known as the Middle Ages stands out as one­ of ­the most violent eras in history. This epoch, lasting roughly 1,0­00­ years, from the 5th century to the 15th­, was a time of great inequality and brutality in much of Europe.
Here are some of the devices used to punish and torture criminals :-

THE BRAZEN 公牛 :
The Brazen 公牛 was a hollow brass statue crafted to resemble a real bull. Victims we­re placed inside, usually with their tongues cut out first. The door was shut, sealing them in. Fires would then be lit around the bull. As the victim succumbed to the searing heat inside,...
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Please note that these are all my opinion so some of these may perhaps not be to everyone's tastes but there we are. Also these aren't in any particular order - it would take forever to put them all in an order lol. I won't bore 你 with too much 写作 - surely you're just after the pictures right? :) Oh and lastly for the actors I've only put my favourite film/tv 显示 that they've been in - it's not that I'm being ignorant about their other work

1.
Name: Kris Lemche (Actor)
From: Final Destination 3
Character: Ian McKinley
Attraction: His gothy style in this film - haven't seen him in anything...
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posted by dodo4
This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare



The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The 更多 he gives to others, the 更多 he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer 或者 更多 flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a 来源 of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever 你 ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...
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FHM Magazine released a 列表 a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do 你 all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people 或者 that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late 显示 With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved 由 The...
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not 由 me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot 或者 putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast 食物 restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...
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Stand on 最佳, 返回页首 of the high board and say 你 won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because 你 have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend 你 can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the 最佳, 返回页首 of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...
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I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to 交叉, 十字架 the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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posted by Feathershine
1. Flick pencil erasers at the teacher then deny it
2. Say "I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u!.." keep doing it and see the teachers reaction
3. Pass notes in class, and when they tell u to stop say "we were sharing notes"
4. During Suisse/tests when everything is quiet say "Why is it so quiet in here?"
5. During tests when your done, turn in your chair if someone else is done, start whispering across the room to them
6. When your in the hallways push people and yell "PUSH AND SHOVE!!"
7. During tests/quizes turn to someone who's finished and mimic them
8. Steal peoples supplies then...
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Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service 台, 办公桌 and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid 或者 a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so 你 don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...
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A week 以前 I made an 文章 of my 20 最喜爱的 animated heroines so I thought I'd make an 文章 for my 10 least 最喜爱的 animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let 你 know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a 评论 on what 你 think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved 迪士尼 heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little 小马 粉丝 fiction. If 你 do not like talking 马 that come in multiple colors, please run away for your life.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

 The 圈, 圈子 comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed 由 the name, WindWakerGuy430
The 圈, 圈子 comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed 由 the name, WindWakerGuy430


The 粉丝 fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A windwakerguy430 粉丝 Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate...
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So I'll try to make this sound professional, but I'm not a real critic, I use to like pretending I was but.. I'm not..

Now as we all know this 显示 has gone a long way, the 动画片 changed, but what hadn't changed is who my favourite character is.. It's Blitz.

Right from the pilot I always liked Blitzo, Brandon Roger's infectious energy just immediately hooked me, and I never even heard of Brandon Rogers, I looked him up shortly after. I have sort of mixed feelings about the rest of his performances, least at first. He did grow on me, but I still much prefer him as Blitzo.

And I also knew right...
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