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posted by shutyourface
don't worry this 文章 is not about 羊 或者 bananas it is about a 更多 serious matter.

this is a 辩论 and i want everyone 阅读 this

ok?

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

thats my 辩论 and i want EVERYONE who's a 粉丝
of 随意 to write what they think is right

and become a 粉丝 of me and become a 粉丝 of my
article

and remember

what came first
the egg

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
posted by penguin7710
User: I'm a unicorn.

Cleverbot: My boyfriend is a dragon.

User: So you're a girl?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool. So am I.

Cleverbot: And what do 你 play?

User: Unicorn games.

Cleverbot: Like twilight sparkle?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do 你 know israel?

User: Do 你 like singing.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: We should sing.

Cleverbot: Ok, where?

User: F is for 老友记 who do stuff together.

Cleverbot: B is for basket to put stuff in.

User: A is for apes to kill rapist.

Cleverbot: Apples.

User: Bannanas.

Cleverbot: 苹果 not bananas.

User: Carrots.

Cleverbot: Pineaples.

User: For a robot 你 don't know how to spell.

Cleverbot:...
posted by 2468244
If 你 could see inside my heart
Then 你 will understand
I'd never mean to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man

I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
Or keep 你 hanging on the line

In a world that don't know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's gate with no regrets
Into the 火, 消防 we cry

I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you

I might...
posted by penguin098
Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she 说 yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first 日期 and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written 由 me, a girl.

Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth...
posted by Hi-Lo
I dont think of this as a poem its 更多 like sadness and confusion today one of my neighbours died my brother called me over to see i saw them 移动 the body coverd in a red blanket and the men in black 《金装律师》 and i thought to myself in that moment i never 说 hello never waved 或者 smiled at her when i come to think of it i never saw her have one visitor i 说 to myself i wish i could cry right now but i couldnt i just couldnt i told myself i hope whatever i have done in my life would not make me die alone thats all i ask for and all i wish for
posted by smileypop9
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain 你 understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help 你 concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, 你 can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help 你 concentrate. If your friend shows 你 his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
posted by PftFan99
Once I was 阅读 online... It 说 that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a 比萨, 比萨饼 商店 like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the 比萨, 比萨饼 when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my 比萨, 比萨饼 and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
posted by amethyst_14
EVERYTHING seemed slower, 或者 maybe i was just too fast. Funny, i wasn't even moving. It must have already started, the feeling is all too familiar, the mixed emotions; sadness, desperation, rage, and pain. I could feel myself getting warmer 由 the second, the blood racing through my veins, and the adrenaline mixing along with it. Every 月 it's the same, for five days, every full moon.
It's a good thing I got away from humans before it had started, I wouldn't want to be responsible for a mourning family, 或者 an unexplained massacre of one. I was away, far away from any ridiculously fragile...
posted by amethyst44
A lot of people use the word believe in their songs, but believe me, im going to be using believe a lot 更多 than 你 can believe!! XD 哈哈 jk 评论 reccommended. (i texted all this on my phone and saved it as a draft one time after school, so...) ^^'

~~~Believe~~~

A world where only 你 can,
Break the fear.
No chance to save the world then,
So jump the pier.
Makes everyone feel better...
Makes everyone feel better...

Tame the evil that's inside,
Let the night make 你 feel alive,
For there is only one for you,
It's overdue...!

CH: Desperation hits a nerve,
When no one hears...
posted by itachifan1
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posted by milorox18
"Friends forever‚" 你 promised.
"Together till the end."
We did everything with each other.
You were my best friend.

When I was sad‚ 你 were 由 my side.
When I was scared‚ 你 felt my fear.
You were my best support-
If I needed you‚ 你 were there.

You were the greatest friend‚
You always knew what to say:
You always made everthing seem better.
As long as we had each other‚
Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line‚
We slowly came apart.
I was here‚ 你 were there‚
It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing‚
Our cheerful 音乐 reversed its tune.
It was like having salt...
Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists 或者 pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at \$ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
\$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. 由 the way i really wanted a long title

okay so in Australia out in...
posted by brooki
Do 你 ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and 你 cant go to sleep?

Do 你 ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?

Do 你 ever hate everything around you?

Do 你 ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that 你 end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?

Do 你 ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?

sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
posted by patrisha727
More is coming.....

The word "Nazi" is actually an abbreviation. The party's full name was the Nazionalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartel.

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eyes."

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

The word "toast," meaning a proposal of health, originated in Rome, where an actual bit of spiced, burned 面包 was dropped into wine to improve the drink's flavor, absorb its sediment, and thus make it 更多 healthful.

The word "bookkeeper" is the only word in the English language...
posted by wild-bby
Below I have written a 随意 diary entry of a young couple.

Her Diary

Saturday night I thought he was 表演 wierd. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my 老友记 all 日 long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong and he 说 nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He 说 it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way 首页 I told...
posted by Euri
~*:~*:~*:~*IT IS THE ARTICLE!*~:*~:*~:*~

Welcome, please be seated while a team of highly trained scientist explain the importance of THE ARTICLE to you!

Scientist One: THE ARTICLE unfortunately has no value; I don't understand what the announcer is getting so hyped up about.

Scientist Two: What do 你 mean THE ARTICLE has no value! It helps Fanpop; it helps those poor people who are staring at their 更新 waiting for something new to happen, THE ARTICLE gives those people something to do!

Scientist Three: That may be so but there are even greater things THE ARTICLE can do! It can help the...
posted by Jackimo17
Whats green and looks like a lettuce? (A lettuce)
Whats green and looks like a 生菜 but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a 生菜 but is not a 生菜 and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)

Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)

Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)

Why did...
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