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posted by jujuh98
Well my brother was asking me who are the 4 presidents on Mt. Rushmore and I named them all. Then he started saying that Thomas Jefferson invented the toilet and I told him someone else did and then he told me to look it up so I did and it 说 that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Isn't there similarities going on.
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if 你 don't then 你 need to see a doctor!!
1. Throw 爆米花 in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can 你 fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling 爆米花 that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get 爆米花 yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit 下一个 to 你 because 你 invisible friend...
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When we got in.The sky was getting darker."Uh...What's happening?"Alicia asked Maybelle."Ariana's trying harder to get the stone."Maybelle answered.A scream came from far away.Maybelle took us to the hut.And we heard Ariana and her Team."I wont sleep...eat...or BLINK...until I get the stone!"Ariana shouted."Okay guys...I know where to go!"Maybelle said.Ariana was standing behind her."Do you?"She asked."Give me the stone,Idiot."Ariana demanded."I stabbed 你 once.I'll sure as heck do it again."I reminded her."Oh will you?You Hick!The little Hillbilly gonna stab me!"Ariana teased."You say that...
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Sam was in her room listening to her "Victorious"CD.
"And one day!I'll have 你 begging on your knees for me!Ya one day!I'll have 你 crawling like a centipede."Sam Sung."KEEP IT DOWN!!!"Aaron yelled.
"So oh mister player,do 你 feel like the man now?And I bet your nervous,'cause this song makes 你 freak out."Sam whispered."SAM!YOUR FRIEND CHLOE IS HERE!"Mom yelled."Coming!!"Sam ran to the door.
"Hey Chloe whats" "Shut up,shut up for just a minute!Look at this!"Chloe interrupted."Hello to 你 too?"Sam said."Go to your room!My mom showed me the 圣诞节 gifts they'll have at school!"Chloe told...
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posted by pure-angel
Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
Albert Einstein

If 你 have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau

Inspiration and genius--one and the same.
Victor Hugo

To find what 你 seek in the road of life,
the best proverb of all is that which says:
"Leave no stone unturned."
Edward Bulwer Lytton
If 你 would create something,
you must be something.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Every artist was first an amateur.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

The 更多 difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the...
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posted by paloma97ppb
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do 你 expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The 车库 is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 浓情巧克力 is just another snack. 你 can be President. 你 can never be pregnant. 你 can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 你 can wear NO 衬衫 to a water park. Car mechanics tell 你 the truth.. The world is your urinal.. 你 don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, 更多 pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered...
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♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest 你 all 加入 in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
posted by RandomQueenOo
 Funny Cat
Funny Cat
1- Last night I lay in 床, 床上 looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

6- The road to success is always under construction

7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8- If 你 die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

10- What 你 call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what 你 call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hope 你 like them :)
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• Do 100 sit ups (optional, just to get ready)


2• Wash hair with, all shampoos and conditioners 你 have.


3• Brush tenth, for 30 mins. (Yes, you’re probably like, WHAT?!?!, but we did it, and our tenth are so much better).


4• Wash face, with, pimple cleaners, blackhead removers, moisturizer, anything & everything 你 have.


5• Tanning lotion for legs, Can be used if have, and wanted. :)


6• Shave legs, if needed.


7• Apply mascara, (girls 15+ may wear foundation if wanting)


8• Using Vaseline on lips, apply Vaseline on toothbrush, and in circular motions.


9• Make hair how wanted,...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first 问题 what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of 图书 do 你 read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d 你 go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the 哥特式 style!
Reporter:What do 你 like to hum 或者 sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with 更多 wise words.


a wise man once 说 (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) 说 a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my 老友记 the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope 你 do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I 说 befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see 你 in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls!
-if 你 爱情 日本动漫 and Twilight,
then 你 are going to 爱情 this!

-They are making an 日本动漫 series of the saga!

更多 and 更多 the rumor of an 日本动漫 Twilight 显示 is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!

So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight 日本动漫 until 2013!

Sent in 由 (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.

source: europapress
1.I don't want a boy to be cool!I just want him to threat me nice.
2.A boy has to be mature and take this relationship like it's something serious
3.I can't stand a boy who 评论 and says bad things about my 老友记 (no matter if they are boys 或者 girls)
4.It's okay for a boy to watch cartoons,but I don't like when he watches porn.
5.I don't mind if a boy plays video games but he still has to 显示 his head in the real world
6.It's not a problem if a boy accidentally touches me...on the...well...boobs...But Accidentaly!If our relationship is really strong (say about 7 months) then I can allow him!...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
VIRGO
Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Virgin
Your stone: Sapphire
Life Pursuit: To do the right thing
Vibration: Compassionate and caring
Virgo's Secret Desire: To 爱情 and be loved in return

Description:
Virgos are often put down badly 由 many astrologers and written up as being fussy and narrow-minded. But when a Virgo shines, there is practically no sign to match their inner light. An in-tune Virgo is a treat to meet. When a Virgo is confident within themselves they are the most successful, structured and creative of all the signs.

Many Virgos can be found working in...
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As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's 日 time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get 首页 so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it 首页 in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests 你 could try

1: Ask really stupid 问题 like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off

2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses

3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms

4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so 你 can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them 你 know Brittney Spears

5: When they ask 你 for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"

6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as 你 can.

7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink

8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic 彩虹 is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 老友记 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I 说 last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick 屁股 with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes...
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Source: edited 由 me
posted by craig3606
 The 狼 Pack
The Wolf Pack
In Africa there has been a experiment on 狼 being transitioned to living in the jungle. There has been some 狼 that have been shot with a vaccine from when they were cubs and then released into the Wild as they became older. The vaccine was designed to make the 狼 body temperature withstand Africa’s. Stryder, Winter and Kron was left behind with five cubs after the Hyenas attacked their pack, Bitow, Dex, Gomah, Stray and including Stryder and Winter’s own cub Rosey. Stryder was the Alpha and Winter was the Omaga. If it wasn’t for the Elephants interrupting the fight none of...
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