Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: are the reason 你 have no food.
Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom.(Or something along those lines ;] )
Fake Friends: bail 你 out of jail and tell 你 what 你 did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit 下一个 to 你 saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about 你 with direct 语录 from you.
Fake Friends: Will leave 你 behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Real Friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
Fake Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Real Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Fake Friends: Are for awhile.
Real Friends: 你 cant get rid of.
Fake Friends: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
Real Friends: Will knock the crap out of them.
Fake Friends: Will ask if 你 okay when 你 fall down.
Real Friends: Will pee on themselves with laughter at your stupidity.
Fake Friends: Laugh when 你 laugh for no reason.
Real Friends: Laugh when they find it funny.
Fake Friends: Will read this.
Real Friends: Will steal this, just like i did.
Real Friends: are the reason 你 have no food.
Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom.(Or something along those lines ;] )
Fake Friends: bail 你 out of jail and tell 你 what 你 did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit 下一个 to 你 saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about 你 with direct 语录 from you.
Fake Friends: Will leave 你 behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Real Friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
Fake Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Real Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Fake Friends: Are for awhile.
Real Friends: 你 cant get rid of.
Fake Friends: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
Real Friends: Will knock the crap out of them.
Fake Friends: Will ask if 你 okay when 你 fall down.
Real Friends: Will pee on themselves with laughter at your stupidity.
Fake Friends: Laugh when 你 laugh for no reason.
Real Friends: Laugh when they find it funny.
Fake Friends: Will read this.
Real Friends: Will steal this, just like i did.