Haha I read this (from my email)
And I thought of sharing it with 你 guys :D
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Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the 泰坦尼克号 first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character 或者 the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxi's stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free 电影院 ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our 老友记 without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our 老友记 without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack 或者 Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our 老友记 won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's 菠菜 in our teeth.
26. There are times when 浓情巧克力 really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just 由 looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours 由 the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being 迷失 is to ask for directions.
And I thought of sharing it with 你 guys :D
...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!
1. We got off the 泰坦尼克号 first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character 或者 the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxi's stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free 电影院 ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our 老友记 without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our 老友记 without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack 或者 Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our 老友记 won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's 菠菜 in our teeth.
26. There are times when 浓情巧克力 really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just 由 looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours 由 the lipstick mark.
30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being 迷失 is to ask for directions.
