mysterious 爱情
- chapter 13-
"Ok 你 can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought 你 would like them."
"Well 你 were right! " Then I realized I was 表演 like a 6 年 old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not 表演 like a six 年 old." Mathew smiled at me.
How did he no that?
Then of course me being me.i
I 说 the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.
"You look so cute when 你 smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes.
Ugh I am such a DORK! june why would 你 say somthing lik...
"I no." He cut me of before I could finish me stupied mumble I was having with my self.
(Am I crazy if I talk to my self in my head? mabe I should look that up on 谷歌 or...)
"So are we going to drive them 或者 not?" He smiled again,I think just cus he know's that I go crazy when he does.
"Yeah...but umm I really dont no how and I don't want to wreck them."
"Well hmmm...I could always get in with 你 and 显示 你 how , Its a two seater?" He gave me a very onery look.
I just look at him and 说 with a smile, "Well I think that just mit help what about you?"
"I think it could to."
He ran over to the go 大车, 购物车 and taped 或者 the 座位 behind him.
"So 你 coming 或者 are 你 just to scared?"
"Me scared Ha Ha."
I ran over and jump in the 座位 behind him and put my arms around his waist.
Then 你 could here the sound of the little engine,and the go 大车, 购物车 took of and my red hair was flying in the wind like on of the old shows, with a lady in a corvette.
And her hair blowing in the wind. (every girls dream.)
- chapter 13-
"Ok 你 can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought 你 would like them."
"Well 你 were right! " Then I realized I was 表演 like a 6 年 old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not 表演 like a six 年 old." Mathew smiled at me.
How did he no that?
Then of course me being me.i
I 说 the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.
"You look so cute when 你 smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes.
Ugh I am such a DORK! june why would 你 say somthing lik...
"I no." He cut me of before I could finish me stupied mumble I was having with my self.
(Am I crazy if I talk to my self in my head? mabe I should look that up on 谷歌 or...)
"So are we going to drive them 或者 not?" He smiled again,I think just cus he know's that I go crazy when he does.
"Yeah...but umm I really dont no how and I don't want to wreck them."
"Well hmmm...I could always get in with 你 and 显示 你 how , Its a two seater?" He gave me a very onery look.
I just look at him and 说 with a smile, "Well I think that just mit help what about you?"
"I think it could to."
He ran over to the go 大车, 购物车 and taped 或者 the 座位 behind him.
"So 你 coming 或者 are 你 just to scared?"
"Me scared Ha Ha."
I ran over and jump in the 座位 behind him and put my arms around his waist.
Then 你 could here the sound of the little engine,and the go 大车, 购物车 took of and my red hair was flying in the wind like on of the old shows, with a lady in a corvette.
And her hair blowing in the wind. (every girls dream.)
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
吉他 by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if 你 think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if 你 just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if 你 think that we cant sing it faster then 你 wrong but itll help if 你 just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if 你 just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
吉他 by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if 你 think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if 你 just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if 你 think that we cant sing it faster then 你 wrong but itll help if 你 just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if 你 just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond 移动 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got 首页 and found the wife preparing 晚餐 and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 更多 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she 回复 back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond 移动 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got 首页 and found the wife preparing 晚餐 and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 更多 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she 回复 back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic 秒 line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying 你 simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I 爱情 your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying 你 simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I 爱情 your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'