1. Whenever 你 eat ice cream with a friend, start 唱歌 "DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!"
2. If your 老友记 has a 金牌 fish, put bubble soap in its bowl/aquarium. Stir it into the water.
3. If 你 老友记 has a 金牌 fish, put goldfish crackers into its bowl/aquarium. When your 老友记 asks why, tell them the 鱼 were lonely.
4. When 写作 and e-mail to your friends, WriT lIKe DIs.
5. Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" <- credit 给 to CAITLYN_SU for that one
6. Sing The Song That Never Ends
7. When at their house, immediately open their fridge and eat whatever 你 like.
8. 显示 them this 列表 XD
If 你 have any 更多 ways, please write them in 评论 so I can use them in future articles.