1. Know how to make 你 smile when 你 are down
2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but 你 always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .
4. Give 你 the remote control during the game
5. Come up behind 你 and put his arms around 你
6. Play with your hair .
7. His hands always find yours .
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer 你 plenty of massages
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .
11. Never run out of 爱情 .
12. Be funny , but know how to be serious
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious
14. Be patient when 你 take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when 你 hit him and it actually hurts .
16. Smile a lot .
17. Plans a romantic 日期 full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see 你 for 1 .
21. Always gives 你 a peck on the cheek when 你 depart from each others company, even when his 老友记 are watching.
22. Sing , even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor .
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason .
2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but 你 always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .
4. Give 你 the remote control during the game
5. Come up behind 你 and put his arms around 你
6. Play with your hair .
7. His hands always find yours .
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer 你 plenty of massages
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .
11. Never run out of 爱情 .
12. Be funny , but know how to be serious
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious
14. Be patient when 你 take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when 你 hit him and it actually hurts .
16. Smile a lot .
17. Plans a romantic 日期 full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see 你 for 1 .
21. Always gives 你 a peck on the cheek when 你 depart from each others company, even when his 老友记 are watching.
22. Sing , even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor .
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason .
Story made by: Invader Calliope.
Now take your seats.
One 日 in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: 你 B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI 火, 消防 breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! 火, 消防 BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
伦敦 tipton: *raped*
THE END!
Now take your seats.
One 日 in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: 你 B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI 火, 消防 breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! 火, 消防 BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
伦敦 tipton: *raped*
THE END!