Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 19: Labor Day
Kevin and Liam were planning a special trip to celebrate Labor Day.
Liam: Where should we go?
Kevin: I'd like to try somewhere north for a change. A few 老友记 at work recommended Boston.
Liam: That's a good idea. Ooh, how about Cape Cod? There's a nice 海滩 over there.
Parker: *Arrives* Or, 你 can see the parade in Flemington.
Kevin: I thought Flemington only had parades for Memorial Day, and Christmas.
Parker: I got the mayor to make an exception this year. Do 你 want to know why?
Liam: Because you're a square. Physically, and metaphorically.
Parker: I am not a square!
Kevin: That's right, he's a pentagon.
Liam: Why do 你 always lie to us Parker?
Parker: 你 think you're really funny, don't you? Well I'm not standing for this. 你 will go to the labor 日 parade 下一个 Saturday, 或者 you'll be sorry.
As Parker walked away, Kevin and Liam continued to speak.
Liam: Let's go to Boston. It's further away from that psycho.
Kevin: Labor 日 is supposed to celebrate not working. That parade will defeat the whole purpose since people will be working.
Liam: What about all the other places where people will be working?
Kevin: That's their decision. Parker's going to force everyone in Flemington to run a parade that no one wants to do, 或者 see.
Liam: I wonder what kind of vehicles he's going to have people look at as they go down Main Street.
Kevin: If it's cringe, I'm going to sabotage it.
In Flemington, Parker spoke to the mayor.
Parker: Now listen, I got most of the vehicles, and most of the funding. 你 just need to provide the manpower.
Mayor: That's the problem I keep trying to address. Nobody wants to see a parade. It's Labor Day. They just want to relax, and enjoy the time off.
Parker: What better way to enjoy time off than with a parade? I trust you'll find enough shapes to help me run this successful parade.
Mayor: Will it really be successful?
Parker: Try to have 更多 of a righteous attitude. This will be great. *Heads for the door* Need I remind 你 about the blackmailing?
Mayor: Um, no.
When Parker drove away, he didn't notice a blue Silverado. Kevin parked his truck in front of the court house, accompanied 由 Liam.
Kevin: *Goes with Liam into the courthouse*
Mayor: Labor 日 Parade. Nobody in this town has the interest.
Liam: *Walks in with Kevin* We want to talk to 你 about a parade.
Mayor: Oh no, 你 too?!
Kevin: Wait, we're on your side. The red square 你 were just talking to is named Parker. He's trying to force people to run this parade.
Mayor: He 说 he was going to leave that to me.
Kevin: He's lying. He told us he had plans to make this work no matter what it took.
Liam: Do 你 know if he's keeping any vehicles in storage for this event?
Mayor: Perhaps. There's a spot where we keep some vehicles.
While driving back to Frenchtown, Parker was feeling pleased with himself.
Parker: *Laughing* This Monday, I'll make people do actual work, therefore 展示 everyone what Labor 日 is really about. Work.
Hundreds of blue squares were playing 音乐 as they marched down Main Street. They were rehearsing for the parade Parker wanted to host for Labor Day.
Parker: Good good good.
Tuba Square: *Misses a note, and trips*
Marching Squares: *Fall down*
Stop the song
Parker: Wrong wrong wrong! What was that?!?! I thought 你 说 你 were professionals!
Trumpet Square: Professionals get paid!
Parker: Don't complain, and keep practicing!!
Kevin and Liam went into the 车库 where some vehicles were kept for the parade.
Liam: A lot of classics in here.
Kevin: *Looks at a truck with the head of Richard Nixon* Oh god that's scary!
Liam: 你 说 你 were going to destroy it.
Kevin: Wait, I have a better idea.
Parker: *Watching the marching squares struggle* I don't believe this! This should be easy for 你 fools!
Kevin: *Driving the truck towards Parker, and honks the horn twice*
Parker: What?! *Looks at the truck* AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Kevin & Liam jumped out of the truck, and it knocked down Parker's tower.
Kevin: *Walking towards his truck* The rest of your cars have been set on fire. Have fun running your parade now. *Drives away with Liam*
Flute Square: What now Parker?
Parker: The parade is cancelled. Go home.
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Liam: Did 你 really set all of the cars on fire? I thought we were only doing that if they were *Clears throat* "cancerous."
Kevin: I only 说 that to make him 取消 his stupid parade.
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one 更多 minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See 你 later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground 下一个 to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head 由 her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front 由 his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit 由 her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit 由 his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, 或者 beaten up 由 floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 12, 2019
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.