Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what 你 get. A 4channer uploaded a 照片 anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the 生菜 你 eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 分钟 later, the Burger King in 问题 was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three 分钟 later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was 发布 with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 分钟 later, the news station was contacted 由 another 4channer. And three 分钟 later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in 问题 the 下一个 day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager 说 "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, 由 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast 食物 in peace.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 分钟 later, the Burger King in 问题 was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three 分钟 later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was 发布 with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 分钟 later, the news station was contacted 由 another 4channer. And three 分钟 later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in 问题 the 下一个 day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager 说 "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, 由 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast 食物 in peace.
Because why not, right?
1. My 最喜爱的 foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. 或者 tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I 爱情 爱情 爱情 爱情 retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My 最喜爱的 颜色 are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
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1. My 最喜爱的 foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. 或者 tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I 爱情 爱情 爱情 爱情 retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My 最喜爱的 颜色 are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.
Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits 下一个 to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your 老友记 make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.
Song: link
John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.
Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...
Praise Kek!
There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.
I am the 心 of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the 火, 消防 of hate.
All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.
Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.
Preached 由 the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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