Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW 年 ASSHOLES!!
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some 枪 into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I 爱情 Austrian guns!
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Master Sword: All 你 do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their 屁股 off just so they can watch a ball 移动 down.
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!
Master Sword: Let's make this quick before we get arrested!
Tom: Right. Today's crossover parody is Into The Hoods.
Master Sword: We're combining a gay musical with a violent movie about African Equestrians.
Tom: In other words, we're combining Into The Woods with Boyz N The Hood.
Into The Hoods
Starring Tom Foolery as Tre
Saten Twist as Doughboy Darren
Master Sword as Ricky
Aina as Little Red Riding 兜帽, 罩, 发动机罩
Sunny as 灰姑娘
Cosmic 彩虹 as Mr. Baker
Snow Wonder as Baker's Wife
Annie as Witch
South Central Los Angeles, 1991
Darren: Man, I will do anything to get my hooves on some weed right now.
Tre: 你 always want weed man. It's not good for you.
Ricky: I just want to know why a bunch of white crackers like us are playing as a bunch of African Equestrians.
Tre: Low budget.
Little Red Riding Hood: *Driving a car*
Darren: Yo. What the hell do they want?
Cinderella: We challenge 你 to a gangfight.
Darren: A bunch of bitches?
Tre: Shouldn't 你 be cleaning floors, and getting abused 由 your step mother?
Witch: Parking lot, midnight.
Ricky: What parking lot?
Darren: And which midnight?
Witch: Midnight tonight!
Little Red Riding Hood: And the parking lot that's closest to your house! *Drives away*
Everyone in Little Red Riding Hood's car begins to sing
Little Red Riding Hood: We have challenged three stallions to a gangfight.
Cinderella: We will beat three stallions at a gangfight.
Mr. Baker: I don't know why we're 唱歌 about a gangfight.
Baker's Wife: I thought 音乐剧 were all about pleasant things.
Witch: Who cares? Let's kill them!
Little Red Riding Hood: I don't know why we're 唱歌 in the first place.
Cinderella: I don't know how we ended up in the same story.
Mr. Baker: It's so everyone in 迪士尼 could create an excuse to jack off to so many girls at once.
Cinderella: Of course. I'm in a musical, I forgot what's it called, but I'm also in it with Red Riding Hood, Rapunzel, my step mother, and my step sisters, and Jack's mother, and a witch.
Witch: I'm thankful 你 didn't call me a bitch.
Little Red Riding Hood: We finally made a rhyme with two different words in a song that doesn't make any sense! *Crashes into a truck* And we just crashed.
Thankfully, no one survived the crash, and everything related to the movie Into The Woods was destroyed.
On the 下一个 part of this episode
Annie watches Annie.
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqFlxMiMfE
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Episode 10: My New Year's Resolution
Annie was walking through a park when she met Sunny.
Annie: Why is it that everytime I walk through the exact same spot in this park, I always meet 你 here?
Sunny: *Rolls her eyes while smiling* Stalker!
Sunny: I was referring to myself.
Annie: Well don't do that, 你 scared me.
Sunny: Oh well. Nopony is perfect.
Sunny: Say, wanna watch Annie with me?
Annie: Don't we need a mirror for that?
Sunny: I'm talking about the movie.
Annie: I don't think it's available to watch in theaters yet.
Sunny: The 1982 version.
Annie: Oh no thanks, I hate Ronald Reagan.
Sunny: It takes place in the Great Depression.
Annie: And I also hate Herbert Hoover.
Sunny: Is there any president 你 don't hate?
Annie: Who killed Abraham Lunicorn?
Sunny: John Wilkes Booth, but he wasn't a president.
Annie: Then why did he kill Abraham?
Sunny: Let's just watch that movie.
They end up at Sunny's house, where a 电视 is set on a 表 下一个 to a big collection of 电影院 on Casette tapes.
Annie: *Looking at movies* Nice. 你 have a wonderful collection of 电影院 here. The Hunt For Red October, Spaceballs, Kelly's Heroes-
Sunny: If you're finished obsessing over my movies, I'll get Annie set up.
Annie: Get me set up for what?
Sunny: I'm talking about the movie!
Annie: What movie?
Sunny: Seriously? 你 forgot? Annie, the musical!
Annie: Oh. I don't think that movie came out in theaters yet.
Sunny: Oh my god, I'm not going through this again. *Gets Annie the movie, and puts it in the VCR*
Two hours later.
Sunny: Well? What did 你 think?
Annie: That was good. I especially liked Carol Burnett's performance.
Sunny: Have 你 seen her in any other movies?
Annie: No, but I did see her as a special guest 星, 星级 in Hawaii Five-O.
Sunny: No kidding. We made a crossover parody of that 显示 in the 前一个 episode.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Coming up next, it's the newest skit, The Movie Studio.
The Movie Studio
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic 彩虹 as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
Previously in The Movie Studio
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
* * *
Director Nick: I want all of 你 to prepare for the 下一个 scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want 你 to shut up!
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
* * *
Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, 或者 mortars.
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to 支持 room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here 你 are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Director Nick: For the 爱情 of... I give up, get outta here.
But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. And this is the something/someone.
Roxy: *Runs into studio* Director Nick!
Director Nick: Either she wants to have sex with me, 或者 something serious happened.
Roxy: Sir, we don't have enough actors for this movie we're about to produce.
Director: Well what are 你 telling me this for? Go find some ponies, and hire them as actors.
Roxy: *Sees Louis* What about this pony?
Director Nick: Him? Forget it. He doesn't want to be an actor.
Louis: Well, now that 你 mention it...
Director Nick: Oh no! I told 你 to leave this studio, and you're leaving!
Roxy: Let him try sir. How much harm could that do?
Director Nick: Tons of harm! We need professionals, not some 随意 ponies that appear out of nowhere!
Connor: Well, I was some 随意 小马 that appeared out of nowhere, and 你 hired me.
Director Nick: Shut up. I'm thinking about something.
Roxy: Think faster sir, we need to find another actor quickly.
Director Nick: Alright, let the kid give it a go.
Louis: It's Louis sir.
Director Nick: What did 你 say?
Louis: My name is Louis.
Director Nick: Alright Loser.
Director Nick: Get out there, and be an actor.
Roxy: Just follow me.
Louis starred in the movie, and made a few new friends. During the premiere of the new film...
Mason: I 爱情 this.
Leah: We're did really good.
Tobias: Compared to me, 你 were all lousy.
Mason: Ah shut up Toby.
Louis: I liked this film we starred in, especially the title.
Leah: Yeah, I like it too. What is this movie called again?
Louis: On The Block.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Coming up next, it's The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Gary, Brianna, and James were standing 由 the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.
Gary: It looks great. What do 你 two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about 你 James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If 你 don't start laughing, I'll kick 你 out of here, and 你 won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Ms. Schultz: *Walks into classroom* What have we here?
Gary: We made a masterpiece.
Ms. Schultz: Of shit.
Ms. Schultz: Do 你 know why they call these things chalkboards?
Brianna: Actually, they're called blackboards.
Ms. Schultz: First of all, they call these things chalkboards, because you're supposed to write down stuff on here using chalk. Nothing else. Also, before 你 painted on this thing, it was green, not black.
Gary: Now it's even better then green. It's red, yellow, blue, orange, brown, and-
Ms. Schultz: I am not interested in what 颜色 are on there. Why did 你 even paint on here?
Gary: We made a mural. 你 know how some ponies create stories with their murals? Well this is our story, the history of Ms. Schultz's classroom.
Ms. Schultz: How come I see a griffon wearing a Nazi uniform?
James: Oh, that's Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.
Gary: We figured that since 你 two had the same last names, one of 你 would time travel, and meet up with each other.
James: Together, 你 would see, here, and know nothing.
Ms. Schultz: Well I can't know nothing, otherwise I wouldn't be a teacher.
Gary: Sure 你 would. You'd just be dumber then 你 are now.
Ms. Schultz: What would 你 do if I wasn't teaching you?
Gary: I'd personally take over for you. And, *Gets a paintbrush with grey paint*
James: *Whistling taps*
Gary started to paint Ms. Schultz's grave 由 the school.
Ms. Schultz: 你 think I would die?
Gary: Actually it was Sunny's idea.
Sunny: *Sleeping, but wakes up* What?
Ms. Schultz: And you'd take over for me if I died.
Ms. Schultz: 你 wouldn't last an entire 日 as a teacher.
Gary: Oh yes I would. I'll do it right now.
Ms. Schultz: Okay. *Goes to Gary's desk, and sits down* What do we do first Mr. Gary?
Gary: First, we get rid of Lauren.
Lauren: Why me?
Gary: Because 你 smell like shit, and nopony wants to deal with it.
Lauren: I do not!
Ms. Schultz: He's actually right, 你 do smell bad.
Lauren: *Stands up, and walks towards the door*
Ms. Schultz: Where do 你 think you're going?
Lauren: To the principal. I'm going to tell him that you, and Gary are bullying me.
At the Principal's office.
Principal: 你 smell like shit. Get back to class.
Lauren: Ugh. *Leaves principal's office, and goes back to class*
Meanwhile in the classroom.
Gary: We are not getting rid of the mural.
Ms. Schultz: Why not?
Gary: Because it's not right. 你 just don't get rid of murals. Did 你 ever see that mural downtown? Nopony tried to get rid of that.
Ms. Schultz: No, but it was vandalized.
Gary: It doesn't mean they got rid of it.
Lauren: *Returns to class*
Gary: What are 你 doing back here?
Lauren: The principal told me to come back here, because he is also making fun of me. How much did 你 pay him to say the same thing you, and Gary said?
Ms. Schultz: I didn't pay him anything.
Lauren: Then my life sucks.
Gary: Now in our lesson we were going over, multiplication is done 由 adding a number 由 itself a certain amount of times. For instance, 6 times 3 equals 18, because 你 are adding 6 由 itself three times.
Maria: Didn't we already learn this?
Gary: Yeah, but if 你 don't pay attention, you'll fail!
Maria: But we already learned about it.
Gary: I don't care!
Ms. Schultz: *Rolls her eyes* So far so good.
Coming up next, it's 屁股 屁股 Inn.
屁股 屁股 Inn
Starring 彩虹 Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic 彩虹 as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
A 小马 arrived at the 屁股 屁股 Inn with mail.
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one 更多 letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There 你 are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if 你 don't ma******te in that video, I'll 显示 everypony in here an embarrassing 照片 of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing 照片 is involved.
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: 你 know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are 你 talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are 你 accusing us of sending 你 that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
George: Well, if 你 want, we could protect 你 from whoever sent 你 that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know 你 guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted 你 guys to protect me, I got raped.
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for 你 in the bathroom.
Marisa: 你 could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting 下一个 to a delivery van.
Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench 涂层, 外套 Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse
Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!
Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench 涂层, 外套 小马 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench 涂层, 外套 Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench 涂层, 外套 ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench 涂层, 外套 小马 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot 由 trench 涂层, 外套 pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench 涂层, 外套 Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench 涂层, 外套 Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his 老友记 aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Marisa: 你 weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did 你 get into my car?
Mercury: 由 流行的 demand.
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing 你 did 显示 up out of nowhere.
Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
George: Why did they try to kill 你 anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since 你 have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing 照片 I promised to bring in.
Marisa: 你 never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd 显示 it around here.
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game 显示 wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Saten Twist as Will Ferrell (He is dressed as himself)
Special guest star, Shredder Dash as himself
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. This is our first episode of 2015, and already things have gone completely wrong.
Alex: I'd like to once again remind everypony here to refrain the use of swear words.
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. In first place with three dollars is Will Ferrell.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: The very first contestant on our 显示 to score a positive ammount of money.
Will: I feel like I had your job once, but I can't remember.
Alex: Perhaps that's because 你 played as me in the Celebrity Jeopardy skit 由 Saturday Night Live.
Alex: In third place with negative $68,000... *Sighs* Sean, the hedgehog.
Audience: Woooo!!!! *Clapping*
Sean: 你 won't get away with this shit 你 bastard!
Alex: What did I just say? What did I tell 你 about swear words?
Sean: That they're fun to use, especiallly when you're p***ing someone off.
Alex: That's.... Just.... Great.... And finally, the 吉他 player, and singer for the rock & roll band Green Hay, is Shredder Dash.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Shredder: 你 forgot to say that I was the brother of the Element Of Loyalty.
Alex: And 你 have negative $41,000.
Alex: Now let's 移动 onto Double Jeopardy. The categories are...
Plumbers named Mario
Ponies On The Rails
Things that start with the letter P
Things 你 should put in your mouth
Alex: I'm not sure what that category is doing up there, so let's just pretend it's not there.
Alex: Moving on.
电影院 由 迪士尼
And finally, states that begin in Wyom
Alex: Will Ferrell, you're in first place, so the board is yours.
Will: Uh, yeah.. I'm thinking about it.. Let me think.
Alex: Okay Sean, why don't 你 pick?
Will: Hey, I'm not done!!
Sean: Well hurry up. I gotta insult Trebek sooner, 或者 later.
Sean: I want it to be sooner.
Alex: And I want it to be later. Now Mr. Ferrell, please hurry up.
Will: Okay, I'll take 800.
Alex: For which category?
Will: Uh, let's go for Things that start with the letter B.
Alex: That letter is P, not B.
Will: Then I'm gonna make it a B.
Will: *Grabs a marker, and write the letter B over P*
Alex: Please get back to your podium.
Will: Okay. I'm finished. *Goes back to his podium*
Alex: Things that start with P for 800. And the answer is, The word 桃子 starts with this letter.
Will: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Ferrell?
Will: The correct answer is Mario, he is Peach's boyfriend.
The audience laughed, and the wrong 钟, 贝尔 buzzed.
Alex: 你 didn't choose the Plumbers named Mario category, so that's incorrect.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: I'll 显示 你 a 桃子 Trebek.
Alex: *Looking at Sean* Oh god. That's not a peach, and 你 know it.
Alex: The answer of course is P. The word 桃子 starts with a P. Mr. Ferrell it's still your board, but since you're a slow thinker, I'll let Sean choose the board.
Sean: THE 日 IS MINE!!
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
Sean: I'll take Things 你 should put in your mouth for 1,000.
Alex: I told 你 to ignore that.
Alex: Oh god. Things 你 should put in your mouth for 1,000. And the answer is, This thing 你 should put in your mouth can be found on a table.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Alex: I'm sorry, what?
Sean: If your grand daughter was looking at a table, and was deciding what to put in her mouth, she'd go for me. Or, at least one part of my body located between my legs.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Alex: Okay, that's disgusting. Someone else, please answer.
Shredder: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Dash?
Shredder: A candle.
Alex: Why would 你 put that in your mouth?
Alex: The answer was food. 你 should always put this in your mouth, especially when you're hungry.
Sean: Your grand daughter was hungry when she decided to put my d**k in her mouth.
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: And now, for the toughest part of the job. Final Jeopardy.
Alex: *Grabs paper with final jeopardy category* The category is... 你 know what? *Rips up paper*
Alex: This is the category 你 will work on for final jeopardy. What would 你 do with a million dollars?
Alex: There's no way 你 can mess this one up.
Alex: Because 你 can do anything with a million dollars. 你 could buy a fancy sports car, 或者 a mansion. 或者 if 你 were Sean, 你 would hire fifty assassins to kill me.
The timer rang.
Alex: Alright, let's see what 你 would blow your million bucks on. *Walks to Will's podium* Mr. Ferrell, 你 wrote down.. Absolutely nothing.
Will: Shut up, I'm thinking.
Will: I still haven't decided what I wanted.
Alex: 你 ran out of time.
Alex: Moving on, to Sean The Hedgehog. 你 wrote down- *Looks at a picture of himself getting his head blown off 由 Sean with a .44 magnum*
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: I don't even think I wanna see your wager.
Sean: Well too bad.
Alex: 你 wagered, Death to Trebek.
Alex: Fantastic. Finally, let's see what Shredder Dash would do with a million dollars. Buy a big hot tub that was as tall as the Empire State Building.
Shredder: That would just be badass, and I would play there all 日 with my band.
Alex: I can't believe that shit.
Sean: Hey, 你 broke your own no swearing rule!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And now the 显示 is over. This has been our first, and last episode of 2015. Goodbye.
Back on the block.
Master Sword: Well, this episode has been really interesting.
Tom: I'm still getting over the fact that we played as three black gangsters.
Master Sword: With Saten Twist? I'll never forget that.
Tom: Now it's time for our brony of the month. January, 2015. The brony of the 月 award goes to... Jade_23!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Master Sword: She is the best pegasister in the world.
Tom: What would this club do without her? Before becoming Jade_23, she was known as Applejackrocks.
Master Sword: Back then, she wrote lots of articles, and made many awesome roleplays.
Tom: And now she's back. We hope she stays here forever.
Master Sword: Everyone loves 你 Jade.
Tom: And that's all the time we have for our show. See 你 later folks.
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2015
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.