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-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White 面包 is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown 面包 is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions: Green Apple, Yellow Apple
Evolution 2: Granny Smith 苹果
Evolution 2 Alternatives: Green Granny Smith, Yellow Granny Smith, Fuji Apple, Rome Apple, Jazz Apple
Evolution 3: Hokuto 苹果 *same alternative evolutions*
Ultimate Evolution: Pineapple

-Cauliflower
Evolves into Purple Cauliflower
Ultimate Evolution: Brocoli





Aaaaaand that concludes it!
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posted by smileypop9
1.When 你 walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a 冷却器 that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up 列表 is on my 台, 办公桌 for the part 你 would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up 列表 on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 分钟 stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a 爱情 scene, reach over in front of 你 and cover a 随意 person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your 座位 and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person 下一个 to 你 and say, “you never know”....
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posted by spunkyonyx
Angel
Angel Eyes
Angel Face (to me this one is a little werid)
Babe ( I like to be called this one)
Baby (I 爱情 to be call this one too)
Baby Doll
Baby Face
Baby Girl (I 爱情 to be called this one)
Babykins
Baby 爱情
Beautiful (this one doesnt fit for me)
Beloved
Blossom
Blue Eyes (or in my case brown eyes)
Bumpkin
Buttercup
Butterfly
Candy
Cherry
Cherub
Chick
Chunky (If a my man called me this ohhhh lord he be crusin for a brusin)
Cinnamon
Cookie
Cuddles
Cuddly
Cuteness
Cutie
Darling
Dear
Dearest
Dear 心
Dewdrop (all I have to say is lolz)
Diamond
Doll
Dove
Dream 船, 小船 (this one makes us sound kinda...
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posted by invadercalliope
I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one 你 love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say 你 爱情 me unless 你 really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like 你 could 吻乐队(Kiss) my imperfections away,
And I would stand 由 your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to 你 on everything I am,
And I dedicate to 你 all that I have,
And I promise 你 that I will stand right 由 your side,
Forever and always, until the 日 I die.

I’m not crying over what 你 said;
It’s what 你 didn’t say that...
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posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until 你 are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines 你 see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like 你 just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Adopt strange mannerisms
Alphabetize the 食物 in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President.
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a 问题 nobody can answer
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask for seconds
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
Ask...
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posted by kitkat709477
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So 你 have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! 嘿 girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did 你 know 接吻 is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken 汤 actually makes 你 feel better. 94% of boys would 爱情 it if 你 sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your 最佳, 返回页首 lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult 你 when they like you! 89% of guys want 你 to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. 浓情巧克力 will make 你 feel better! Most...
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犬夜叉
INUYASHA
HERES MY 最佳, 返回页首 TEN 列表 OF ANIME/MANGA TO WATCH

10.INUYASHA!
ITS FUNNY AND ACTION PACT

9.ROSARIO VAMPIRE!
ITS JUST PLAIN FUNNY

8.BLEACH!
NOT TOO FUNNY BUT DEFINATLY INTERESTING
7.NARUTO!
FUNNY COOL & ACTIOONY XD NEW WORD)

6.OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
ITS REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD THE 日本动漫 IS ONLY 26 EPISODES

5.KAMICHAMA KARIN!
ITS A KINKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD ITS ONLY 26 EPISODES

4.NARUTO SHIPPUDEN!
ONCE 你 START WATCHING 你 JUST CANT STOP

3.TOKYO MEW MEW!
JUST AS GOOD AS NARUTO

2.ZOMBIE LOAN!
1 OF THE COOLEST 日本动漫 IVE EVER SEEN

1.DEATH NOTE!
日本动漫 SO COOL THAT THE WORD OOL DOESNT MAKE SENSE FO THIS ANIME
 ROSARIO VAMPIRE
ROSARIO VAMPIRE
 BLEACH
BLEACH
火影忍者
NARUTO
樱兰高校男公关部
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
 KAMICHAMA KARIN
KAMICHAMA KARIN
 火影忍者 SHIPPUDEN
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
 TOKYO MEW MEW
TOKYO MEW MEW
 ZOMBIE LOAN
ZOMBIE LOAN
死亡笔记
DEATH NOTE
1.fart with your armpits
2.play with your food
3.beg for a video game after they say no
4.turn the tv on at full blast
5.swear
6.pinch your siblings
7.when the tell 你 to do something tell them "no thanks,i don't feel like it"
8.sort through their underwear
9.tell them their diet is not working
10.groan randomly
11.spend $30 on 破烂, 垃圾 食物 when they told 你 not to
12.spend their money and claim 你 donated it hungry kids in africa
13.tell your little siblings about bloody mary
14.at everything the say to 你 yell "Liar!'
i have not done any of these but they would be fun to do and 你 can use these to annoy your brother 或者 sister and watch the fun :-))
1.They always smell good even if it's just shampoo

2.The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder

3.The ease with which they fit into your arms

4.The way they 吻乐队(Kiss) 你 and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

5.How cute they are when they eat

6.The way they take hours to dress‚ but in the end it's all worthwhile

7.Because they're always warm‚ even when it's negative thirty degrees outside

8.The way they look good no matter what they wear

9.The way they 鱼 for compliments

10.How cute they are when they argue

11.The way their hands always find yours

12.The way they smile...
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