FRIENDS: Will comfort 你 when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
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FRIENDS: Will be there for 你 when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !
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FRIENDS: Helps 你 up when 你 fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
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FRIENDS: Helps 你 find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
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FRIENDS: Will ask 你 if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at 你 and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
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FRIENDS: Will offer 你 a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
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FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw 你 a tampon and push 你 in.
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FRIENDS: Gives 你 their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
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FRIENDS: Will help 你 move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help 你 移动 the bodies.
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FRIENDS: Will bail 你 out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room 下一个 to 你 saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat 或者 drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why 你 have no food.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents 由 Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, 由 Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
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FRIENDS: Would bail 你 out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting 下一个 to 你 sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
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FRIENDS: Have never seen 你 cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else 你 cried...just laugh about it with 你 in private when your not down anymore.
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FRIENDS: Asks 你 to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has 你 on speed dial.
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FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
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FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
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FRIENDS: Will leave 你 behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds 屁股 that left you
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FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
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FRIENDS: 你 have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
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FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
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FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from 你 when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at 你 stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! 你 know we don't waste!
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BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Will be there for 你 when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Helps 你 up when 你 fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Helps 你 find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Will ask 你 if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at 你 and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Will offer 你 a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw 你 a tampon and push 你 in.
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Gives 你 their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Will help 你 move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help 你 移动 the bodies.
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Will bail 你 out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room 下一个 to 你 saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat 或者 drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why 你 have no food.
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Call your parents 由 Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, 由 Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Would bail 你 out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting 下一个 to 你 sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Have never seen 你 cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else 你 cried...just laugh about it with 你 in private when your not down anymore.
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Asks 你 to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has 你 on speed dial.
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Will leave 你 behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds 屁股 that left you
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: 你 have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
_______________________________________________________________
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
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FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from 你 when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at 你 stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! 你 know we don't waste!
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