Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 3: 你 Have Received A Message
Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: 你 seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed that's what. The grocery store has too much work for me to do, and to 最佳, 返回页首 it all off, Liam arrived to buy a watermelon!
Miss. Heart: He saw you?!
Wayne: No, but I was scared to do anything about it. My co-workers even told me to pay attention.
Miss. Heart: They 说 that to you?
Wayne: Yeah!
Miss. Heart: They have no right to do something that terrible. Who do they think they are to speak to 你 that way?
Wayne: I don't know! *Sighs* Let's talk about it tomorrow, and get some sleep.
Miss. Heart: Okay. *Puts her book 下一个 to a lamp, and turns off the lights*
下一个 日 at the nut house.
Mr. Nut: *At Wayne, and Miss. Heart's table* Boy, 你 look tired Wayne. Anything I can do for you?
Miss. Heart: Just get us a 牛扒, 牛排 with A1 sauce, and 洋葱 rings. Don't forget the beer.
Mr. Nut: Coming right your way. *Goes to the kitchen*
Wayne: Now what?
Miss. Heart: 你 got to force everyone at the store to respect you.
Wayne: I know just how to do it. They won't be treating me poorly when I'm through with them.
IGA, the store that Wayne works at. Once he walked in, he clocked in, and walked to his co-workers working in the dairy section.
Wayne: Listen up everyone!
Others: *Working*
Wayne: Yo! I'm talking to you!
Others: *Stop what they're doing, and turn around to look at Wayne*
Wayne: 你 haven't been giving me the treatment I deserve.
Yellow Square: You're right. We should be hitting 你 until 你 bleed.
Wayne: That's not what I meant. 你 won't be treating me poorly when I'm through with you. Three words will make 你 think twice before 你 do 更多 wrong to me. I demand respect!
Yellow Square: That's it?
橙子, 橙色 Circle: He obviously doesn't know how life works.
Yellow Square: Let me handle this.
Back home.
Miss. Heart: *In bed, 阅读 a book*
Wayne: *Limps into the room with a black eye, and a bloody nose*
Miss. Heart: *Gasps when she sees Wayne* What happened?
Wayne: What happened, what do 你 mean what happened? They beat me up.
Miss. Heart: Who's they?
Wayne: My co-workers. *Gets into bed* I'm sorry, but your plan was no good. The boss even thought I started the fight, and 说 if I start another one, I'll get fired.
Miss. Heart: But 你 didn't start the fight. Did you?
Wayne: Of course not.
There was three 秒 of silence, and then....
Wayne: I think it's time to 移动 on. Find a different job.
Miss. Heart: Are 你 sure Wayne?
Wayne: It maybe complicated to find jobs nowadays, but anything is better than that grocery store.
Wayne was back at the nut house. He had twenty 分钟 until it was time to work at IGA.
Wayne: *Holding a black sharpie* My lucky marker. *Looking at brown paper* And a paper towel from the bathroom. *Takes the 帽 off his marker, and doodles with his eyes closed* Boy. This is much 更多 complicated than I thought. How am I going to tell my boss that I want to quit, and 移动 onto something else? It's just too complicated. Way too complicated.
Kevin: *Appears behind Wayne* Is that a bird?
Wayne: What? *Opens his eyes, and looks at what he drew* Why, yes it is.
Wayne didn't realize it yet, but he drew a cardinal. The detail was amazing.
Kevin: 你 know, Parker makes a lot of money in drawings like that. 你 should talk to him. Perhaps 你 can work together.
Wayne: 你 know what Kevin? I usually try to avoid you, and your friend Liam, but I like your idea. I will try it.
Kevin: Good. I wish 你 luck. *Walks away*
Wayne: *Looks at the bird again* This gives me another idea.
At IGA, the manager, a brown 五角大楼 was sitting on a bench. She was smoking a cigarette looking at the parking lot in front of her. It was full of Lincolns, and Chryslers. Then, Wayne arrived in a black '56 Bel Air.
Ending Theme: link
Wayne: *Stops in front of Tammy* 嘿 Tammy!
Tammy: *Staring at Wayne* You're ten 分钟 late!
Wayne: It doesn't matter. *Drops a brown paper towel* Read that, and find out why! *Does a burn out as he drives away*
Tammy: *Goes to the paper towel, picks it up, and reads it*
Dear Tammy, I quit. Signed, Wayne
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one 更多 minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See 你 later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground 下一个 to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head 由 her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front 由 his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit 由 her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, 或者 beaten up 由 floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 5, 2016
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 3: 你 Have Received A Message
Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: 你 seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed that's what. The grocery store has too much work for me to do, and to 最佳, 返回页首 it all off, Liam arrived to buy a watermelon!
Miss. Heart: He saw you?!
Wayne: No, but I was scared to do anything about it. My co-workers even told me to pay attention.
Miss. Heart: They 说 that to you?
Wayne: Yeah!
Miss. Heart: They have no right to do something that terrible. Who do they think they are to speak to 你 that way?
Wayne: I don't know! *Sighs* Let's talk about it tomorrow, and get some sleep.
Miss. Heart: Okay. *Puts her book 下一个 to a lamp, and turns off the lights*
下一个 日 at the nut house.
Mr. Nut: *At Wayne, and Miss. Heart's table* Boy, 你 look tired Wayne. Anything I can do for you?
Miss. Heart: Just get us a 牛扒, 牛排 with A1 sauce, and 洋葱 rings. Don't forget the beer.
Mr. Nut: Coming right your way. *Goes to the kitchen*
Wayne: Now what?
Miss. Heart: 你 got to force everyone at the store to respect you.
Wayne: I know just how to do it. They won't be treating me poorly when I'm through with them.
IGA, the store that Wayne works at. Once he walked in, he clocked in, and walked to his co-workers working in the dairy section.
Wayne: Listen up everyone!
Others: *Working*
Wayne: Yo! I'm talking to you!
Others: *Stop what they're doing, and turn around to look at Wayne*
Wayne: 你 haven't been giving me the treatment I deserve.
Yellow Square: You're right. We should be hitting 你 until 你 bleed.
Wayne: That's not what I meant. 你 won't be treating me poorly when I'm through with you. Three words will make 你 think twice before 你 do 更多 wrong to me. I demand respect!
Yellow Square: That's it?
橙子, 橙色 Circle: He obviously doesn't know how life works.
Yellow Square: Let me handle this.
Back home.
Miss. Heart: *In bed, 阅读 a book*
Wayne: *Limps into the room with a black eye, and a bloody nose*
Miss. Heart: *Gasps when she sees Wayne* What happened?
Wayne: What happened, what do 你 mean what happened? They beat me up.
Miss. Heart: Who's they?
Wayne: My co-workers. *Gets into bed* I'm sorry, but your plan was no good. The boss even thought I started the fight, and 说 if I start another one, I'll get fired.
Miss. Heart: But 你 didn't start the fight. Did you?
Wayne: Of course not.
There was three 秒 of silence, and then....
Wayne: I think it's time to 移动 on. Find a different job.
Miss. Heart: Are 你 sure Wayne?
Wayne: It maybe complicated to find jobs nowadays, but anything is better than that grocery store.
Wayne was back at the nut house. He had twenty 分钟 until it was time to work at IGA.
Wayne: *Holding a black sharpie* My lucky marker. *Looking at brown paper* And a paper towel from the bathroom. *Takes the 帽 off his marker, and doodles with his eyes closed* Boy. This is much 更多 complicated than I thought. How am I going to tell my boss that I want to quit, and 移动 onto something else? It's just too complicated. Way too complicated.
Kevin: *Appears behind Wayne* Is that a bird?
Wayne: What? *Opens his eyes, and looks at what he drew* Why, yes it is.
Wayne didn't realize it yet, but he drew a cardinal. The detail was amazing.
Kevin: 你 know, Parker makes a lot of money in drawings like that. 你 should talk to him. Perhaps 你 can work together.
Wayne: 你 know what Kevin? I usually try to avoid you, and your friend Liam, but I like your idea. I will try it.
Kevin: Good. I wish 你 luck. *Walks away*
Wayne: *Looks at the bird again* This gives me another idea.
At IGA, the manager, a brown 五角大楼 was sitting on a bench. She was smoking a cigarette looking at the parking lot in front of her. It was full of Lincolns, and Chryslers. Then, Wayne arrived in a black '56 Bel Air.
Ending Theme: link
Wayne: *Stops in front of Tammy* 嘿 Tammy!
Tammy: *Staring at Wayne* You're ten 分钟 late!
Wayne: It doesn't matter. *Drops a brown paper towel* Read that, and find out why! *Does a burn out as he drives away*
Tammy: *Goes to the paper towel, picks it up, and reads it*
Dear Tammy, I quit. Signed, Wayne
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one 更多 minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See 你 later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground 下一个 to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head 由 her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front 由 his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit 由 her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, 或者 beaten up 由 floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 5, 2016
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There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.
I am the 心 of darkness.
I know no fear.
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