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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make 你 tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are 你 remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with 你 when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves 你 more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her 老友记 say i 爱情 her 更多 than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are 你 thinking about someone?

16-Always hug her and say, "I 爱情 you," whenever 你 see her.

17-Kiss her unexpectedly

18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST

19-Tell her shes beautiful- NOT SEXY! She wants to feel pretty- not skanky

20-Tell her the way 你 feel about her!

Oh, and on that last one... 你 need to 显示 her 你 mean it too.

21-Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.

22-Tell her she means everything to you, but MEAN IT.

23-If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means she doesn't want to talk about it, so just hug her.

24-Make her feel loved.

25-Kiss her in front of other girls 你 know.

We might deny it but we actually LIKE it and WANT 你 to tickle us-
we 爱情 to flirt ;P

26-Don't lie to her.

27-Dont cheat on her.

28-Take her anywhere she wants.

29-Txt messege 或者 call her in the morning and tell her have a good 日 at school, and how much 你 miss her.

30-Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you.

Are 你 still 阅读 this? 你 better be- it's important.

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold 你 too.

32. When 你 are alone, hold her close and 吻乐队(Kiss) her.

33. 吻乐队(Kiss) her on the cheek (it will give her the hint that 你 want to 吻乐队(Kiss) her).

34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and 吻乐队(Kiss) her lightly.

35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly 或者 act like you're mad. If she's upset, comfort her.

Remember this 下一个 time 你 are with her...

36. When people diss her, stand up for her.

37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her 你 爱情 her.

38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while 你 whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.

39. When walking 下一个 to each other grab her hand.

40. When 你 hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible.

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHE'S LOVED

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.

42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.

43. Take her for long walks at night.

44. Always remind her how much 你 爱情 her.

You'll never know when she needs just a little 更多 love.
A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead 或者 alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
你 can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong 或者 right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
你 can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
你 can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced 由 the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries 你 invite me in
I am the betrayal 你 could not have seen
The killer 你 thought 你 knew
One 日 I will be your mother 或者 your...
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to 你 as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If 你 are the phone company, I already sent the money. If 你 are my parents, please send money. If 你 are my financial aid institution, 你 didn't lend me enough money. If 你 are my friends, 你 owe me money. If 你 are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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posted by AngelFaceBarbie
This is my 最佳, 返回页首 14 fave sayings and 语录 :) Enjoy xx

14. 你 got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when 黑莓 and 苹果 where just 水果 -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in 爱情 when 你 cant fall...
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Snowfall_______________________________________________________
People Key
Apolla=Goku Gaden=Vegeta Kelvin=Piccolo Leonzio=Yamcha Pablo=Dende Yajira=Bulma
_______________________________________________________________
~~ =Memories
The snow, it glittered like delicate diamonds against the night sky. The ocean, it roared like an ever persistent beast unable to rest, crashing in waves upon waves against the rock. And the sky, oh the sky. It was grey with its predominant clouds rolling and turning, ever in their turmoil. But yet, the snow, it continued to fall and it remained pure and fragile.

"Apolla."...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two 分钟 later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if 你 are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when 你 get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by dizzydiscgirl
Hi peeps, I just had an idea so I made a spur of the moment article!!!
So, what you've gotta do is write a single word in the 评论 box (make sure it's relevant to the one above it!) and eventually it will make a story!!!
E.g:
There
Once
Was
A
Carrot
Called
Bill!

Get it? Ok, the starting word is...
Who




Ghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghghhghg



Just filling up 太空 so the 文章 will ACTUALLY POST HOW LONG DOES THIS THING HAVE TO BE?!?!?
.."........."....."...."........
嘿 everyone, I just joined.

I stumbled upon this while surfing the net. I'm posting the ones I thought were the funniest. (I'm not the 作者 of any, of course, and I don't know whom to credit.) Hope 你 like it.


Three things are certain: 
Death, taxes, and 迷失 data. 
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone; 
Your life's work has been destroyed. 
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

The code was willing, 
It considered your request, 
But the chips were weak. 

Windows NT crashed. 
I am the Blue Screen of Death. 
No one hears your screams. 

Errors have occurred. 
We won't tell 你 where 或者 why. 
Lazy...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One 日 there was a little girl called Emily She had a toy doll the doll seemed so normal but with one exception it was missing a finger one night before Emily went to 床, 床上 she sat the doll above the fireplace and went to bed.

Emily was fast asleep but then "Emily im in the lounge room coming to get you" Emily thought she was dreaming so she ignored it but then "Emily im on the staircase coming to get you" Emily hid under the covers,

Everything was quiet but then "Emily im in the hall way coming to get you" Each time the voice spoke it got louder Emily was very scared and then "Emily im at your...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in 写作 and are not mistakes 或者 bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune 饼干 are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...
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posted by littleangel0520
1)
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only 由 preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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2)
'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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3)
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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4)
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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5)
The government of people, 由 the people, for the people shall...
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1. When a twilight 粉丝 says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all 问题 about twilight that 你 can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book 报道 on the most boring 图书 of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that 你 hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible 作者 and her 图书 make want to poke...
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posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a 粉丝 but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a 粉丝 but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys 或者 something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball 或者 swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, 说 as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry 音乐 videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford 野马 Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time 最喜爱的 fast 食物 restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out 或者 dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
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posted by ilovetowrite
How do 你 find motivation to exercise when 你 just don’t feel like getting off your butt? I ask myself this 问题 every now and then, and I have the feeling I’m not the only one.

A few weeks ago, I wrote 4 Simple Steps to Start the Exercise Habit… and the fourth and final step was to add motivation as needed until the habit sticks. This post is to help 你 with that fourth step.

There are a million ways to motivate yourself to exercise, actually, but these are a few that have worked for me. And trust me, I’ve had days when I’ve struggled with exercise. Most recently, the things...
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posted by jbiebs4evajb17
1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and 显示 your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they 说 your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a 问题 and say some thing 随意 like.. i like cheese... 或者 carrots are pink... 或者 say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better...
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posted by katetekiku
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy 你 get on the middle of the floor.

2.Fill a 袜子 with pennies, and then demand all of the 食物 using the money in the sock.

3.Run through the waiting lines.

4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.

5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"

6.Give a burnt french fry to a 随意 person across the room.

7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos 或者 baked beans.

8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.

9.Chew as loud as 你 can so everyone can hear.

10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little 羊肉, 羔羊 at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs.

11.Eat another person's 食物 when they aren't looking.

12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about 随意 things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!

13.Rap your meal at the counter.
posted by -Wednesday-
u wudnt know if there was 面包 on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is 面包 on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the 面包 is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and 或者 eat the 面包 that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the 面包 off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the 面包 that is on yer head so u can on living without 面包 on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the 面包 that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating 面包 it is so if i tell u that there is 面包 on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of 面包 on yer head
One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit....
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