Donald Trump is The Man.
1.He's a big patriot who always puts America first
Donald Trump is a man who is very loyal to his country so he always thinks about ways to make his country America a better place in order in improve life for Americans.
2.He will increase the American economy
Whether 你 like him 或者 not 你 have to admit that he is a brilliant businessman so its obvious that he is going to increase the economy 由 opening new businesses and helping the existing business companies so that they wont be forced to 移动 from America to Mexico
3.He is a fearless leader who isn't afraid to speak the truth
Honestly,the current America is a real mess.You have Mexicans who corrupt our youth 由 selling drugs to them and raping white girls,Muslims who always commit terrorists attacks in order in to make America shy away from fighting the threat of Islamic Fundamentalism and blacks who always terrorize innocent white Americans and have a hidden agenda to take over America and turn all white people into slaves.If we don't stop them than America is going to be ruined and the worst thing is that because of political correctness people are afraid to speak against this dangerous criminals.
However Donald Trump is different because he is a fearless leader who who always speaks the truth without caring about what people say about him.The best example of his fearless attitude is how he informed everyone about the Muslim terrorist attack that happened in Sweden this February unlike Swedish government who tried to hide the fact that the terrorist attack happened because they didn't want to risk losing their 标题 as the most PC country in the world.
4.He is going to build a wall
Trump is going to build a 墙 in order to separate the American Paradise from the hell that is Mexico so that filthy Mexican demons wont be able to enter America in order to corrupt our youth and downgrade our society.
5.He doesn't believe in the"Global Warming"myth so he wont waste our budget on stupid shit like protecting the environment
I wish that people would realize that Global Warming is nothing 更多 than a stupid lie that was created 由 dumbass hippies in order to force people to protect nature.
One of the reasons why Donald Trump is awesome is the fact that he wont waste our budget on stupid shit like planting 更多 trees,protecting stupid and useless 动物 etc.Instead he is going to increase the military budget in order to keep America as the strongest military force in the world so that China and Russia wont stand a chance against us.
6.His zodiac sign is Gemini
I know what you're thinking right now,why the hell is a President's zodiac sing important?Well the answer is quite simple;its because zodiac signs are very important to determine people's personalities and relationships to others.
Trump is Gemini and Putin is Libra and since both Gemini and Libra are compatible because of the fact that they both Air signs means that its very unlikely for Russia and America to get into war with each other
7.His sex appeal
Honestly,have 你 seen any other President that it as sexy looking as him?I bet that the Russians are green from envy that our President is hot as hell while their President looks like an ugly dwarf.Also he's a real trend 二传手, 设置器 as well because ever since he's become President everyone started to dye their hair 橙子, 橙色 in order to look like him.
These are my reasons why I believe that Trump is awesome and if 你 are a Trump hater I hope that your opinion of him will change after 阅读 this article.
Also HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' 日 to everyone who has wasted their precious time 由 阅读 this stupid 文章 :D
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All hail to the Great Emperor Donald Trump
I'm sorry to brag for all of the Sega 或者 Sonic the hedgehog 粉丝 who 爱情 Sega's classic game,but I'm excited. When I went to Family Dollar, I saw a Genesis system for $40. Did 你 read that? $40 for a genesis console,but I didn't have enough money. So I went 首页 and bought $4 out of $39, and saw in my receipt; This Saturday on Nov.8, get a product over $25, $5 off. I became excited and told my Stepfather to take me to Family Dollar to buy the Sega Genesis Console $5 off. This means the price will be $35. This gaming console contains 80 sega games on the system. I'm so excited. Got news,brag about it.
1. 狗 can detect sadness in humans and often attempt to make their owners happy 由 initiating cuddling.
2. In Iceland, 更多 图书 are published and sold per person every 年 than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published 作者 in their lifetime.
3. Hippo 牛奶 is pink.
4. President George W. 衬套, 布什 was a cheerleader during high school and university.
5. 更多 Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.
8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.
10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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And that's all for now.
2. In Iceland, 更多 图书 are published and sold per person every 年 than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published 作者 in their lifetime.
3. Hippo 牛奶 is pink.
4. President George W. 衬套, 布什 was a cheerleader during high school and university.
5. 更多 Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.
8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.
10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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And that's all for now.
Sure 迪士尼 may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil 皇后乐队 and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming 或者 evil dragon queen. No none of that.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not 熊 to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever 《冰雪奇缘》 in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not 熊 to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever 《冰雪奇缘》 in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
