随意 Article: Reasons why Canada24 should probably be made fun of 更多

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Reasons why Canada24 should probably be made fun of 更多

posted by Canada24

My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online 写作

The fact I’m Canadian

I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.

My pride in being Irish.

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta 粉丝 fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I 爱情 Korn

I have almost EVERY 埃米纳姆 album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO 老友记 these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view

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"the rules"from men side

posted by yukikiyruu

i just read in this another club iwant u guys to see

From an 电子邮箱 I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. 你 need it down. 你 don’t hear us complaining about 你 leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon 或者 the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Breasts...

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Ten Ways to Know You're Drinking too Much Coffee

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. 你 grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. 你 take 照片 of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when 你 sneeze.
5. 你 don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at 星巴克 and 你 don’t even work there.
7. 你 spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your 猫 are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. 你 can’t even remember your 秒 cup.
10. 你 can jump-start your car without cables.

*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***

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舱, 小木屋 for the Summer-Chapter Ten:Chelsea and Other

posted by moolah

舱, 小木屋 for the Summer
Chapter Ten: Chelsea & Others
(I know this isn’t supposed to be Chelsea’s chapter, but since Chelsea and James broke up something is going to happen!)
By: moolah

“I can’t do this anymore!” I screamed in his face, tears running down my face. “Stop yelling at me!” He yelled, a fist at his side. “It’s not helping anything!” Tori walked downstairs in her PJ’s and her eyes looking heavy. All the lights downstairs were on and Beth and David were trying to sleep, but I didn’t care. James had come back to the 舱, 小木屋 drunk again with...

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My thoughts (part 3) 阅读

posted by smileypop9

Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 3. :DDDDDDDDD
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Reading. So that's what I'm going to write about now. I 爱情 reading. It's fun, and it takes 你 to a whole new world.
Don't 你 hate it when someone on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 writes: 'Me, reading? pffttt -_-' 或者 something along those lines on their 个人资料 page when they are asked for their 最喜爱的 books? I know I do.
..
I mean, how can 你 hate reading? 你 read every day. You're 阅读 now. So don't put 'I don't read' on your 个人资料 page, cos 你 obviously do.
..

To those who don't...

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舱, 小木屋 for the Summer-Chapter Six:Beth

posted by moolah

舱, 小木屋 for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Six: Beth

    I’m Bethany “Beth” Janice Renee Curtis Spotskey. I live with my parents, Jane and Bob Spotskey, my two brothers, Drew and Josh, my little sister, Samantha and my newborn baby sister, Caitlin.
    I have no boyfriend anymore thanks to Martin who I’d fallen in 爱情 with. But, he’d broken my 心更多 than once. I was trying really hard to let him go, but it wasn’t working exactly.
    Anyways, we were at the market near “Key’s Bathing Wear”. The market was really big,...

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REBECCA BLACK TO MAKE A CD?!

posted by ShiningsTar542

Rebecca doesn't only want to be known for her unforgettable song “Friday” so she is going to do everything in her power to create a cool new album.

Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five 更多 songs, can 你 believe it? :/

Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even 说 that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.

So on her 下一个 CD Rebecca promises to have a 更多 natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.

source: europapress

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What I think of Justin Bieber

posted by smileypop9

Ok, so I have come to notice that 99% of people either HATE Justin Bieber, 或者爱情 the crap outta him. Those 2 groups of people are at war with each other. It's kinda annoying.
Why do all the hate 评论 have to be about Justin Bieber, don't haters have anything else to do in their lives?

Anyway, I don't hate Justin. I don't 爱情 him either. I'm kinda in the middle. To me he is like a 随意 boy I just met on the streets.
I don't go around bashing him and his fans, I don't post hate 评论 etc, but I don't post 'OMG I 爱情 JB SOOOOOOOO MUCH' 评论 either.
I'm just happy the guy got his...

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My Job Sucks

posted by smileypop9

I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can 你 guess whose and what job it is?

You think your job sucks? Let me tell 你 about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair 或者 putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The 下一个 chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...

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舱, 小木屋 for the Summer-Chapter Two:Ella

posted by moolah

舱, 小木屋 for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Ella
I’m totally convinced I have the best boyfriend in the entire world. He’s so sweet he bought me and all my 老友记 a 舱, 小木屋 for the summer. “Zack, 你 really didn’t need to do this!” I kept saying over and over again. It was no use, he was being all too sweet about it. “I know babe, but they ARE my 老友记 too.” He kissed my forehead then picked my bag up. He grinned and then threw the bag into the car we were taking. “Thanks, baby.” I said, and hopped into the passenger seat.
When...

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舱, 小木屋 for the Summer-Chapter One:Tori

posted by moolah

舱, 小木屋 for the summer
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tori
Hi, I’m Tori Evans. I live with my parents-even though I just graduated from my High School-Saint Peters. I have a boyfriend named Laken whom I 爱情 loads.
I was at home, after graduation whenever my 橙子, 橙色黑莓 started to chirp, “You’re the reason why” a song that I put for my boyfriend. I answered, “Hey.” “Hi, Tori, guess what?” He asked. He sounded really excited. “What?” I asked giggling at his excitement. “Zack booked the cabin, for the 11 of us-ALL SUMMER!” He screamed into the phone....

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随意 fight

posted by yoj123

I was walking 首页 from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a 鲸, 鲸鱼 drove 由 in his sedan and 说 happy 万圣节前夕 to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.

I was like wow I went 首页 and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a 鱼 tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!

Gggggvgggghfgjsfkfxhjcbkfzhjvxhjxgjcftafhvcihgfxbvzgcdgfgvff

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Always & Forever (Chapter One: Tuesdays-SHORT)

posted by moolah

Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays

Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right 由 me, it gives me 更多 time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby,...

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Here's A Cold One For Ya!: Facts

posted by darkkhorn19

If 你 have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, 你 have $1.19. 你 also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the 林肯 Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest 随意 speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company...

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InvaderCalliope's 显示

posted by invadercalliope

Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and l then Mellow then Near!
I do 爱情 Misa though!
I 爱情白饭, 大米 balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I 爱情 my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I 爱情 the colors: 青柠, 石灰 Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I 爱情 the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!

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Let's put on a play! part 3 ~ The costumes

posted by keEeEeToOo

Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own 天鹅 costume. Look at my 橙子, 橙色 beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here 你 are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look 更多 ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?

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HOW TO BE 老友记 WITH AN EX

posted by ShiningsTar542

It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be 老友记 with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for 你 then it is 更多 than possible that with a little time 你 two can go back to being friends.

老友记 and just friends. 你 must be clear about what 你 want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be 老友记 with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what 你 want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart 你 still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then 你 are ready to be 老友记 again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>

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Country People Don't Care If They Get Killed 由 A 随意火, 消防

posted by cloudstrifefan

Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some 老友记 and the 火, 消防 alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!

So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the 火, 消防 alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been 更多 funny to 你 if 你 *had've been there.

*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop 说 this 文章 is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.

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The Most 随意 Adventure Ever!- Part 2

posted by AnimeFan66

"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a 枕头 feather 或者 a back scratcher, but was 更多 like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped 由 a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...

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The Most 随意 Adventure Ever!- Part 1

posted by AnimeFan66

This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope 你 all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most 随意 adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who 或者 what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the 海滩 and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...

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KATY PERRY FORGETS SHE'S MARRIED!

posted by ShiningsTar542

Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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