Hello, 随意 club fans! The Garnet Umbreon here! Are 你 bored? I am! Do 你 like tribal drums, offbeat kicks, and animal chants mixed with modern-day electronic 音乐 from 128 - 150 BPM (beats per minute)? I do! Well, go ape to my favourite jungleterror songs!
It's a long 列表 so let's get started!
Wiwek - Angry Birdz
Hasse De Moor & GLD - Work
Rae Sremmurd - Black Beatles (Noizekid Bootleg)
BSNO & Noizekid - Fuego
Dirtcaps - Baritone
Jack Ü (Diplo & Skrillex) ft. Kai - Mind (Wiwek Remix)
Getter - Rip n Dip (Wiwek Remix)
Wiwek & Yellow Claw ft. Lil Debbie - Pop It
Wiwek - Rebels
Wiwek - Calvary
Blaxtork - Gas Monkey (Garvanin Remix)
Wiwek & Gregor Salto - Trouble
Gregor Salto & Wiwek - Miami (Noizekid Bootleg)
Gregor Salto & Wiwek - On Your Mark (Original Mix, Hasse de Moor Remix, and Noizekid Remix)
Eva Simons & Sidney Samson - Escape From 爱情 (Hervé Pagez Remix)
FIGHT CLVB & Flip n Gawd ft. Titus - Rude Boi vs HITA (Hands In The Air) (Afrojack Mashup)
Wiwek & Valentino Khan - Tropicana
KURA - Bounce (KURA Jungla Edit)
KURA - Kubano
Hardwell & KURA - Calavera
DJ Snake - Propaganda (TJR & Nom De Strip Remix; DJ 吊绳, 吊索 Remix)
Victor Niglio - Locust
GTA - LCA (Lights, Camera, Action) (Original Mix; 4B Bootleg)
Wiwek & Alvaro - 火, 消防 (First version)
Wiwek & Alvaro - Boomshakatak (VIP Remix)
Gianni Marino & Jurab - Wayaki
Alvaro & FIGHT CLVB - Wildlife
Alvaro & The Partysquad - Kingdom
The Partysquad ft Jayh, Reverse, Mocromaniac, Cho, and Bokoesam - Dat Is Dat Ding (Dirrtyberry Remix; Alvaro Remix; Jack & Lewis Remix)
Hervé Pagez - Yo Ready
Alice Deejay - Better Off Alone (Olly James vs Laidback Luke Edit)
Laidback Luke & GTA ft Aruna - The Chase (KANDY & Hervé Pagez Remix)
Onderkoffer & Childsplay - Bad Bae (but I hate the 秒 drop)
Hardwell & Wiwek - Chameleon
Olly James & KEVU - Bandana
The Partysquad & Punish - Wave Your Hands
The Partysquad - Mi Gal
KANDY & Funky Craig ft. Example - Weapons
Firebeatz & 浓情巧克力 Puma ft. BISHØP - Lullaby (Wiwek Remix)
麦当娜 - 婊子, 子 I'm 麦当娜 (Strobe & MonoMono Terror In The Jungle Remix)
Zedd - I Want 你 To Know (FIGHT CLVB Bootleg)
Laidback Luke & Mike Cervello - Front To The Back
Laidback Luke & KURA - Mad Man
Gianni Marino - Pocahontas
Jillionaire & PHAT DEUCE - FI DI GAL DEM
Calvin Harris & Disciples - How Deep Is Your 爱情 (Calvin Harris & R3hab Remix)
Wiwek & Moksi - Masta
Aria Fredda x White Gangster - VIABSHOLE
4B - Hold Up (D-John Remix)
Wiwek - Riot
Gregor Salto & Wiwek - How It Goes (Blaxtork Bootleg)
Sander 面包车, 范 Doorn & Gregor Salto - Tribal (Blaxtork Remix)
Sander 面包车, 范 Doorn - Ori Tali Ma (Blaxtork Remix)
Lil Jon - Get Loose (Garmiani Remix)
Mercer & Autoerotique - Murda Dem (second drop)
Well that settles it. I hope I cured 你 of your boredom. Now got to YouTube like a maniac and listen to these songs. 你 won't be disappointed! :D
This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production.
The Garnet Umbreon, over and getting the fuck OUT!
It's a long 列表 so let's get started!
Wiwek - Angry Birdz
Hasse De Moor & GLD - Work
Rae Sremmurd - Black Beatles (Noizekid Bootleg)
BSNO & Noizekid - Fuego
Dirtcaps - Baritone
Jack Ü (Diplo & Skrillex) ft. Kai - Mind (Wiwek Remix)
Getter - Rip n Dip (Wiwek Remix)
Wiwek & Yellow Claw ft. Lil Debbie - Pop It
Wiwek - Rebels
Wiwek - Calvary
Blaxtork - Gas Monkey (Garvanin Remix)
Wiwek & Gregor Salto - Trouble
Gregor Salto & Wiwek - Miami (Noizekid Bootleg)
Gregor Salto & Wiwek - On Your Mark (Original Mix, Hasse de Moor Remix, and Noizekid Remix)
Eva Simons & Sidney Samson - Escape From 爱情 (Hervé Pagez Remix)
FIGHT CLVB & Flip n Gawd ft. Titus - Rude Boi vs HITA (Hands In The Air) (Afrojack Mashup)
Wiwek & Valentino Khan - Tropicana
KURA - Bounce (KURA Jungla Edit)
KURA - Kubano
Hardwell & KURA - Calavera
DJ Snake - Propaganda (TJR & Nom De Strip Remix; DJ 吊绳, 吊索 Remix)
Victor Niglio - Locust
GTA - LCA (Lights, Camera, Action) (Original Mix; 4B Bootleg)
Wiwek & Alvaro - 火, 消防 (First version)
Wiwek & Alvaro - Boomshakatak (VIP Remix)
Gianni Marino & Jurab - Wayaki
Alvaro & FIGHT CLVB - Wildlife
Alvaro & The Partysquad - Kingdom
The Partysquad ft Jayh, Reverse, Mocromaniac, Cho, and Bokoesam - Dat Is Dat Ding (Dirrtyberry Remix; Alvaro Remix; Jack & Lewis Remix)
Hervé Pagez - Yo Ready
Alice Deejay - Better Off Alone (Olly James vs Laidback Luke Edit)
Laidback Luke & GTA ft Aruna - The Chase (KANDY & Hervé Pagez Remix)
Onderkoffer & Childsplay - Bad Bae (but I hate the 秒 drop)
Hardwell & Wiwek - Chameleon
Olly James & KEVU - Bandana
The Partysquad & Punish - Wave Your Hands
The Partysquad - Mi Gal
KANDY & Funky Craig ft. Example - Weapons
Firebeatz & 浓情巧克力 Puma ft. BISHØP - Lullaby (Wiwek Remix)
麦当娜 - 婊子, 子 I'm 麦当娜 (Strobe & MonoMono Terror In The Jungle Remix)
Zedd - I Want 你 To Know (FIGHT CLVB Bootleg)
Laidback Luke & Mike Cervello - Front To The Back
Laidback Luke & KURA - Mad Man
Gianni Marino - Pocahontas
Jillionaire & PHAT DEUCE - FI DI GAL DEM
Calvin Harris & Disciples - How Deep Is Your 爱情 (Calvin Harris & R3hab Remix)
Wiwek & Moksi - Masta
Aria Fredda x White Gangster - VIABSHOLE
4B - Hold Up (D-John Remix)
Wiwek - Riot
Gregor Salto & Wiwek - How It Goes (Blaxtork Bootleg)
Sander 面包车, 范 Doorn & Gregor Salto - Tribal (Blaxtork Remix)
Sander 面包车, 范 Doorn - Ori Tali Ma (Blaxtork Remix)
Lil Jon - Get Loose (Garmiani Remix)
Mercer & Autoerotique - Murda Dem (second drop)
Well that settles it. I hope I cured 你 of your boredom. Now got to YouTube like a maniac and listen to these songs. 你 won't be disappointed! :D
This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production.
The Garnet Umbreon, over and getting the fuck OUT!
Q .. How do 你 sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. 你 keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to 你 keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do 你 do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. 你 keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to 你 keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do 你 do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime 你 see someon say a compleatly 随意 word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a 茶 party like 你 did when 你 were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes 由 except old people
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1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime 你 see someon say a compleatly 随意 word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a 茶 party like 你 did when 你 were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes 由 except old people
评论 and I will make more
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I used to not value friendship that much. I was born with autism so I tried to avoid having friends. I was cool with being 由 my own, but a former 潮流粉丝俱乐部 member, named Harleenquinzel5 (Lola), became my first true friend on here. Her kindness and supportive nature made me care about friendship.
Since then, I've met several 更多 wonderful people who have become close 老友记 of mine.
Thank 你 my friends. Your messages, comments, props, images, etc. give me tons of sunshine and make me appreciate my life even more.
Thank 你 for giving me the magic of friendship. You're amazing 老友记 that make 潮流粉丝俱乐部 a great place!