Hello, 随意 club fans! The Garnet Umbreon here! Are 你 bored? I am! Do 你 like tribal drums, offbeat kicks, and animal chants mixed with modern-day electronic 音乐 from 128 - 150 BPM (beats per minute)? I do! Well, go ape to my favourite jungleterror songs!
It's a long 列表 so let's get started!
Wiwek - Angry Birdz
Hasse De Moor & GLD - Work
Rae Sremmurd - Black Beatles (Noizekid Bootleg)
BSNO & Noizekid - Fuego
Dirtcaps - Baritone
Jack Ü (Diplo & Skrillex) ft. Kai - Mind (Wiwek Remix)
Getter - Rip n Dip (Wiwek Remix)
Wiwek & Yellow Claw ft. Lil Debbie - Pop It
Wiwek - Rebels
Wiwek - Calvary
Blaxtork - Gas Monkey (Garvanin Remix)
Wiwek & Gregor Salto - Trouble
Gregor Salto & Wiwek - Miami (Noizekid Bootleg)
Gregor Salto & Wiwek - On Your Mark (Original Mix, Hasse de Moor Remix, and Noizekid Remix)
Eva Simons & Sidney Samson - Escape From 爱情 (Hervé Pagez Remix)
FIGHT CLVB & Flip n Gawd ft. Titus - Rude Boi vs HITA (Hands In The Air) (Afrojack Mashup)
Wiwek & Valentino Khan - Tropicana
KURA - Bounce (KURA Jungla Edit)
KURA - Kubano
Hardwell & KURA - Calavera
DJ Snake - Propaganda (TJR & Nom De Strip Remix; DJ 吊绳, 吊索 Remix)
Victor Niglio - Locust
GTA - LCA (Lights, Camera, Action) (Original Mix; 4B Bootleg)
Wiwek & Alvaro - 火, 消防 (First version)
Wiwek & Alvaro - Boomshakatak (VIP Remix)
Gianni Marino & Jurab - Wayaki
Alvaro & FIGHT CLVB - Wildlife
Alvaro & The Partysquad - Kingdom
The Partysquad ft Jayh, Reverse, Mocromaniac, Cho, and Bokoesam - Dat Is Dat Ding (Dirrtyberry Remix; Alvaro Remix; Jack & Lewis Remix)
Hervé Pagez - Yo Ready
Alice Deejay - Better Off Alone (Olly James vs Laidback Luke Edit)
Laidback Luke & GTA ft Aruna - The Chase (KANDY & Hervé Pagez Remix)
Onderkoffer & Childsplay - Bad Bae (but I hate the 秒 drop)
Hardwell & Wiwek - Chameleon
Olly James & KEVU - Bandana
The Partysquad & Punish - Wave Your Hands
The Partysquad - Mi Gal
KANDY & Funky Craig ft. Example - Weapons
Firebeatz & 浓情巧克力 Puma ft. BISHØP - Lullaby (Wiwek Remix)
麦当娜 - 婊子, 子 I'm 麦当娜 (Strobe & MonoMono Terror In The Jungle Remix)
Zedd - I Want 你 To Know (FIGHT CLVB Bootleg)
Laidback Luke & Mike Cervello - Front To The Back
Laidback Luke & KURA - Mad Man
Gianni Marino - Pocahontas
Jillionaire & PHAT DEUCE - FI DI GAL DEM
Calvin Harris & Disciples - How Deep Is Your 爱情 (Calvin Harris & R3hab Remix)
Wiwek & Moksi - Masta
Aria Fredda x White Gangster - VIABSHOLE
4B - Hold Up (D-John Remix)
Wiwek - Riot
Gregor Salto & Wiwek - How It Goes (Blaxtork Bootleg)
Sander 面包车, 范 Doorn & Gregor Salto - Tribal (Blaxtork Remix)
Sander 面包车, 范 Doorn - Ori Tali Ma (Blaxtork Remix)
Lil Jon - Get Loose (Garmiani Remix)
Mercer & Autoerotique - Murda Dem (second drop)
Well that settles it. I hope I cured 你 of your boredom. Now got to YouTube like a maniac and listen to these songs. 你 won't be disappointed! :D
This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production.
The Garnet Umbreon, over and getting the fuck OUT!
It's a long 列表 so let's get started!
Wiwek - Angry Birdz
Hasse De Moor & GLD - Work
Rae Sremmurd - Black Beatles (Noizekid Bootleg)
BSNO & Noizekid - Fuego
Dirtcaps - Baritone
Jack Ü (Diplo & Skrillex) ft. Kai - Mind (Wiwek Remix)
Getter - Rip n Dip (Wiwek Remix)
Wiwek & Yellow Claw ft. Lil Debbie - Pop It
Wiwek - Rebels
Wiwek - Calvary
Blaxtork - Gas Monkey (Garvanin Remix)
Wiwek & Gregor Salto - Trouble
Gregor Salto & Wiwek - Miami (Noizekid Bootleg)
Gregor Salto & Wiwek - On Your Mark (Original Mix, Hasse de Moor Remix, and Noizekid Remix)
Eva Simons & Sidney Samson - Escape From 爱情 (Hervé Pagez Remix)
FIGHT CLVB & Flip n Gawd ft. Titus - Rude Boi vs HITA (Hands In The Air) (Afrojack Mashup)
Wiwek & Valentino Khan - Tropicana
KURA - Bounce (KURA Jungla Edit)
KURA - Kubano
Hardwell & KURA - Calavera
DJ Snake - Propaganda (TJR & Nom De Strip Remix; DJ 吊绳, 吊索 Remix)
Victor Niglio - Locust
GTA - LCA (Lights, Camera, Action) (Original Mix; 4B Bootleg)
Wiwek & Alvaro - 火, 消防 (First version)
Wiwek & Alvaro - Boomshakatak (VIP Remix)
Gianni Marino & Jurab - Wayaki
Alvaro & FIGHT CLVB - Wildlife
Alvaro & The Partysquad - Kingdom
The Partysquad ft Jayh, Reverse, Mocromaniac, Cho, and Bokoesam - Dat Is Dat Ding (Dirrtyberry Remix; Alvaro Remix; Jack & Lewis Remix)
Hervé Pagez - Yo Ready
Alice Deejay - Better Off Alone (Olly James vs Laidback Luke Edit)
Laidback Luke & GTA ft Aruna - The Chase (KANDY & Hervé Pagez Remix)
Onderkoffer & Childsplay - Bad Bae (but I hate the 秒 drop)
Hardwell & Wiwek - Chameleon
Olly James & KEVU - Bandana
The Partysquad & Punish - Wave Your Hands
The Partysquad - Mi Gal
KANDY & Funky Craig ft. Example - Weapons
Firebeatz & 浓情巧克力 Puma ft. BISHØP - Lullaby (Wiwek Remix)
麦当娜 - 婊子, 子 I'm 麦当娜 (Strobe & MonoMono Terror In The Jungle Remix)
Zedd - I Want 你 To Know (FIGHT CLVB Bootleg)
Laidback Luke & Mike Cervello - Front To The Back
Laidback Luke & KURA - Mad Man
Gianni Marino - Pocahontas
Jillionaire & PHAT DEUCE - FI DI GAL DEM
Calvin Harris & Disciples - How Deep Is Your 爱情 (Calvin Harris & R3hab Remix)
Wiwek & Moksi - Masta
Aria Fredda x White Gangster - VIABSHOLE
4B - Hold Up (D-John Remix)
Wiwek - Riot
Gregor Salto & Wiwek - How It Goes (Blaxtork Bootleg)
Sander 面包车, 范 Doorn & Gregor Salto - Tribal (Blaxtork Remix)
Sander 面包车, 范 Doorn - Ori Tali Ma (Blaxtork Remix)
Lil Jon - Get Loose (Garmiani Remix)
Mercer & Autoerotique - Murda Dem (second drop)
Well that settles it. I hope I cured 你 of your boredom. Now got to YouTube like a maniac and listen to these songs. 你 won't be disappointed! :D
This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production.
The Garnet Umbreon, over and getting the fuck OUT!
Wiwek! Wiwek!
Q .. How do 你 sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. 你 keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to 你 keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do 你 do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. 你 keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to 你 keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do 你 do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime 你 see someon say a compleatly 随意 word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a 茶 party like 你 did when 你 were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes 由 except old people
评论 and I will make more
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime 你 see someon say a compleatly 随意 word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a 茶 party like 你 did when 你 were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes 由 except old people
评论 and I will make more
