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I still find this 显示 quite humorious.
Though people don't seem to realize how many villain roles he actually has..

1: A PAL FOR GARY:
Is comedy blind to Gary's danger, and is always blaming Gary for, even though it's "puffy fuffy" who's the threat.
Even when Gary is about to be eaten.
Spongebob, instead of helping him, starts to scold him for his destruction and how he's still treating Puffy Fluffy, even when the 鳗鱼 is clearly about to eat him. SpongeBob continues to lecture Gary..

2: WAITING:
SpongeBob must wait patiently for the toy.
But he becomes very rude.
Not feeding Gary.
Flipping Sandy rudely.
And yelling at Patrick when he thought Patrick broke his toy, instead of forgiving Patrick for doing so unintentionally..

3: THE ABRASIVE SIDE:
Spongebob needed to be 更多 assertive.
He got an abrasive side.
But it become downright rude.
Insulting anyone and everyone it can..

4: THE THING:
Squidward tries to relax and watch some smoothe jazz on public televison, only to be distracted 由 SpongeBob and Patrick (who broke in).
Eventually Squidward is annoyed into leaving his own house.

5: 圣诞节 WHO:
He and Patrick chop down Squidwards coral 树 (witch is illegal).

6: THE STRANGLER:
Spongebob's annoying personality becomes too much even for a mass murderer to handle.
Turning himself in, JUST to get away from Spongebob..

7: THE 粉, 粉色 PURLOINER:
Spongebob becomes increasing fast to believe Patrick 偷了 his net..

8: TWO FACES OF SQUIDWARD:
Althhough unintional, he smashes Squidward's face hard enough, he broke it..

9: MRS PUFF YOUR FIRED:
Spongebob destories the town and possibly killed his new driving teacher..

10: THE RACE:
Spongebob becomes Gary's coach.
But becomes overly demanding.
And is blind to Gary's sufferings.
Not realizing his mistakes till too late..
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can 你 feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing 你 so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A 日 without 你 is like a 年 without rain
I need 你 由 my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A 日 without 你 is like a 年 without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't 你 hear me calling?
My 心 is yearning
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posted by nmdis
Come and Get it
[chorus]
When you're ready come and get it (x2)
Na na na (x3)

When you're re-e-a-dy (x2)

When you're ready come and get it
Na na na (x3)

You ain’t gotta worry it’s an open invitation
I’ll be sittin’ right here real patient
All 日 all night I’ll be waitin’ standby
Can’t stop because I 爱情 it, hate the way I 爱情 you
All 日 all night maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie.
I’m not too shy to 显示 I 爱情 you, I got no regrets.
I 爱情 你 much to, much to hide you, this 爱情 ain’t finished yet. This 爱情 ain’t finished yet…
So baby whenever you’re ready…

[chorus]
When...
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Chapter One: Salvador

Silver Monroe skipped up the stone steps to Westover High School. Silver could have easily gotten almost any boy she wanted; only she had yet to find the one meant for her. She walked swiftly down the long hallways to her first class; math.

After about ten 分钟 the boy sitting behind her raised his hand, asking for water. Silver had been in mostly the same classes as him almost the entire 年 and she had never heard him talk before. She had never really even noticed him before. He had long, blonde hair that was almost white and black eyes. The teacher, Mrs. Taylor dismissed...
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June 17th 100,000,000 BC 12 O'clock at night
Four children are born, quadruplets, the youngest born at the strike of midnight. The first child is named Queverial, the 秒 Ceelarion, the third Ierailiasha, and the last one is named Mist. The father decides the last child should have a complex name as the others do but the mother has made up her mind that Mist is the perfect name.
Then she sends them through the mirror of fate to find there destiny and they may never return if they do not find it in time.

January 21st 90,000,000 BC 3:30 P.M.
The children grow up living in the chosen lands...
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Just a few things before the story; one, if there's something 你 don't like about it, please tell me! I want it to be as good as it can be. ^-^ Just please tell me in a respectful way, please. I would appreciate that. Thank you.
Also, this story will be a little (well, 更多 than a little) bloody and violent, and there may be some cussing later on. Just a warning.
That being said, I hope 你 like it!
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Gnarled branches. Green leaves grew from them—green leaves spotted with yellows and reds. They rustled dryly, talking of the upcoming season of autumn....
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(Jade’s POV)

“John…I’m bored” I whined to my friend in the other room. “Well i’m sorry Jade, but i don’t know what do do about that” John 说 walking in with a bowl of 爆米花 he popped himself. “What about Rose and Dave?” I asked sneaking some 爆米花 away from the bowl. “What about them?” Dave asked sitting the bowl on the coffee 表 in the middle of the room. “Can we invite them over? And can 你 change out of the girl’s uniform?” I asked. He cheeks grew pink, “It’s comfortable.” “Oh John, 你 little boy” I 说 ruffling his hair up. “Fine Jade,...
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posted by Bluekait
There are some things about Justin Bieber, this "role model" for kids, that 你 may not know. Sorry to any of the Beliebers out there.

He's attacked and screamed obscenities at photographers. [1] He says rape happens for a reason. [2] He wrote in the guest book at Anne Frank's house that he "wishes she was a Belieber." [3] When he was asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan 牛扒, 牛排 that was specially prepared for him and made gagging sounds. [4] He peed in a restaurant kitchen. [5] He's frequently late to his own concerts. [6] He's been kicked out and banned from places for throwing temper...
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Now, there's no denying that Dani is pretty adorable. She's playful and immature, just like a little girl should be, as 你 can see from the scene where she comes out of the closet and scares Max. She has the spirit of a cute little girl, as she loves trick-or-treating.

However, after the first few 分钟 of screen time she has, her character started going downhill for me. She screams for her mother at the 最佳, 返回页首 of her lungs when Max refuses to take her trick-or-treating, which makes me think she's spoiled. She's 表演 all tough and 《勇敢传说》 against 松鸦, 杰伊, 杰伊 · and Ernie "Ice", but ends up doing this...
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posted by justinfangrrl
Hello, and Welcome to my article; in this 文章 I will tell 你 about the environment, what's happening now, what will happen VERY soon if we continue to pollute the earth and what we can do to stop it.

I will also tell 你 about the Idle no more movement and the First Nations who are leading it; it's trying to save the environment, like me.

So read and enjoy; perhaps I shall educate 你 in a good way.

Everything in this 文章 is true and based on Scientific, religious and environmental research and up to 日期 facts.

***

Remember when the whole 2012 thing happened? Yeah, that was funny... Here...
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We all know what rednecks in 'Murica do best, partying, drinking and being stupid as fuck, but this might surprise you.

Sources close to the death investigation say it's likely Shain died from carbon monoxide poisoning.

"Buckwild" 星, 星级 Shain Gandee was found dead in a vehicle in West Virginia this morning ... 31 hours after the 21-year-old 音乐电视 reality 星, 星级 had been reported missing, this according to law enforcement.

According to officials, Gandee, his 48-year-old uncle David Gandee, and a third unidentified body were discovered dead in the vehicle in Sissonville, West Virginia. There was no sign...
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Something Beautiful
I was in a restless mood.
I tried to read and ended up with 图书 scattered all over the floor.
I tried listening to 音乐 but all the words sounded out of tune.
I tried to write but ended up staring at a blank page for ten minutes.
So I decided to create something beautiful.
I wrote a song, drew a picture, and made a frame for it.
I took a photo, made a vase, and arranged some flowers.
I drew a tattoo on my hand, made a tower out of everything, climbed on my roof and did a dance.
But no matter how hard I try the most beautiful thing I ever created will always be you.
It's best if 你 say your opinion

Xbox 360 或者 ps3? (Xbox)

Twilight 或者 Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)

Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)

What do 你 think of Justin Beiber? 或者 One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)

任天堂 或者 Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)

Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)

Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)

Should America have better gun control? (yes)

Should 动物 have rights? (yep)

Halo 或者 COD? (Halo)

Is pokemon childish? (no)

脸谱 或者 twitter? (Facebook)


AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:

星, 星级 wars 或者 trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
posted by Nein-Nein
The Flying Dutchman is a legendary ghost ship that can never make port, doomed to sail the oceans forever. It probably originates from 17th-century nautical folklore. The oldest extant version dates to the late 18th century.
Sightings in the 19th and 20th centuries reported the ship to be glowing with ghostly light. If hailed 由 another ship, the crew of the Flying Dutchman will try to send messages to land, 或者 to people long dead. In ocean lore, the sight of this phantom ship is a portent of doom
The ship was sailing around the Cape of Good Hope (the southern tip of Africa) when it encountered...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
Reszo Seress, who wrote Gloomy Sunday
In December, 1932, a down and out Hungarian named Reszo Seress was trying to make a living as a songwriter in Paris, but kept failing miserably. All of his compositions failed to impress the 音乐 publishers of France, but Seress carried on chasing his dream nevertheless. He was determined to become an internationally famous songwriter. His girlfriend had constant rows with him over the insecurity of his ambitious life. She urged him to get a full-time 9 to 5 job, but Seress was uncompromising. He told her he was to be a songwriter 或者 a hobo, and that was that.

One afternoon, things finally...
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posted by fanizzle
My fuckin Little 小马 be a funky-ass brand of plastic ponies produced since 1983 由 tha toy manufacturer Hasbro. Marketed primarily ta hoes, tha ponies feature colorful bodies n' manes n' a unique symbol on one and both sidez of they flanks, referred ta up in tha two most 最近的 generations as "cutie marks". My fuckin lil 小马 was again revamped up in tha mid-2000z wit freshly smoked up n' mo' modern looks ta appeal ta a whole freshly smoked up market.
Followin tha original gangsta My fuckin Pretty 小马 toy, introduced up in 1981, My fuckin Little 小马 was launched up in 1983 n' tha line became ghettofab durin tha 1980s. Da original gangsta toy line ran from 1983 ta 1995 (1992 up in tha US), n' inspired animated specials, a animated feature length film n' three animated televizzle series.
Da toy line had a lata release up in Japan, 由 Takara up in tha '80s durin Generation 1, n' 由 Takara Tomy up in 2006 fo' a period of time.
Ok I noticed a lot of 文章 about things guys should know about girls. Well half that stuff would make tomboys/skaters like me 冲床 themselves. Well here's some 随意 useful stuff
1) do not ever call us "cute" names in front of our friends. Like calling us babe 或者 something is ok, but think about what we can't call 你 由 your friends.

2) if we're your best 老友记 and 你 go out with a hyper girly girl, we only pretend to be happy for you.

3) if 你 go out with another tomboy 或者 skater 或者 emo, there's a good chance we are happy for you, but we secretly want 你 更多 than 你 know.

4) we don't...
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A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead 或者 alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
你 can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong 或者 right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
你 can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
你 can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced 由 the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries 你 invite me in
I am the betrayal 你 could not have seen
The killer 你 thought 你 knew
One 日 I will be your mother 或者 your...
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to 你 as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If 你 are the phone company, I already sent the money. If 你 are my parents, please send money. If 你 are my financial aid institution, 你 didn't lend me enough money. If 你 are my friends, 你 owe me money. If 你 are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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posted by AngelFaceBarbie
This is my 最佳, 返回页首 14 fave sayings and 语录 :) Enjoy xx

14. 你 got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when 黑莓 and 苹果 where just 水果 -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in 爱情 when 你 cant fall...
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