(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this 文章 to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)
Train, 你 did it. 你 FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.
Except maybe Ryan.
Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get this song out of my mind, then I would. Because this song is a god awful disgrace against humanity that should be eradicated from the face of the Earth and burned 由 napalm flames in the deepest, darkest, and most violent part of the underworld. This song is evil, and represents all of the seven deadly sins. Lust, gluttony, greed, discouragement, wrath, envy, and pride.
Don’t ask why pride is a sin, JUST ROLL WITH IT! >.<
Also, I’m going to mention this now, EVERYBODY LOVES THIS SONG! Yeah, everybody loved Drive 由 and Trumpets, but AT LEAST with those songs people got tired of them after a while. But this hot mess? (That’s what my A-B teacher always says. You're awesome Mrs. Menard. ;D) NOBODY WILL LET IT GO.
And in the words of the villain from The Lorax, “Let it die, let it die! Let it shrivel up and cry!” (For the record, I didn't like that movie.)
耶稣 Christ society, I hope you're happy with the lame melodies 你 guys like. Have fun listening to, “Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply hefty bag to hold my love.”
BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING BETTER TO HOLD YOUR 爱情 IN THAN A GARBAGE CAN. ;D
Yep, I’m stalling again. I only do that when I REALLY loathe something. And I can’t get that point across to 你 guys at all! Because nobody will ever understand my hatred…. For this song.
I despise it with all my metallic heart……… *Quote Dr. Robotnik Sonic SATAM*
Let’s just get this over with….. This is Train’s “Soul Sister”
“Heeey Heeeey Heeeeey”
WHAT THE HELL DO 你 WANT!?
“Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains”
GODDAMNIT TRAIN, YOUR SONG MAKES ME WANT TO 包, 换行 MYSELF IN CHAINS! (Sing that line in the song’s melody. ;D)
Seriously though, WHAT!? THAT’S THE ONLY WORD I HAVE TO SAY, WHAT!?
DID THEY INHALE 50 GALLONS OF 伏特加 BEFORE MAKING THIS SONG!? AND IT GETS MUCH BETTER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
“I knew I wouldn't forget you
And so I went and let 你 blow my mind”
……….
PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS!?
Yep, just like my last song reviews, people only like this song for the catchy beat and don’t realize how terrible the lyrics are.
Seriously, why the hell else would people like: “On the upside of a downward spiral, my 爱情 for 你 went viral. / “Is it weird that your 屁股 reminds me of a Kanye West song?”
AND WHO COULD FORGET: “Mmm the way 你 do me!”
This argument is actually going somewhere. I guess I really aren’t making these song reviews for no reason whatsoever. HOORAY! ^__^ (Got really sidetracked XD sorry.)
“Your sweet moonbeam
The smell of 你 in every single dream I dream”
This guy is so bad it’s fucking hilarious. XD Seriously, Train is TERRIBLE. WITH CLASSIC LINES LI-
Let’s not start, we could be here all day.
或者 week.
或者 month.
或者 year.
或者 decade.
或者 century.
或者 millennium, whatever floats your boat. (Who says that anymore? ;D)
Seriously though, I like apples because apples are tasty. In other words, people who don’t know me very well, I say that when STUPID PEOPLE PUT THE SAME WORD IN THE EXACT SAME SENTENCE. STOP IT, YOUR SONG IS ALREADY TERRIBLE! IT’S LIKE POURING SALT ON AN OPEN WOUND!
I am now going to quote a sentence from an older review of mine: *Then again, when you’re so perverted school doesn’t even accept 你 what do 你 expect?*
“I knew when we collided you're the one I have decided
Who's one of my kind”
Can 你 even IMAGINE what the hell this guy is talking about? At this point we can assume this guy isn’t even trying.
SERIOUSLY, MY 5 年 OLD SISTER MAKES BETTER SONGS THAN YOU! EITHER PUT IN EFFORT 或者 I’LL PUT A MACHETE THROUGH YOUR HEART!
“Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo”
Oh my god. OH MY FUCKING GOD. This band actually had THE NERVE to insult other songs. THAT IS SO MEAN! HOW CRUEL CAN 你 GET!? THIS SONG LITERALLY JUST MADE FUN OF ANOTHER SONG!
I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THE SONG IS GOOD 或者 NOT, THAT IS HARSH.
And did I mention I like apples?
“The way 你 移动 ain't fair 你 know
嘿 soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing 你 do tonight”
THE ADVENTURES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WAS EASIER TO UNDERSTAND THAN THIS SONG. HELL, THIS SONG MAKES REN AND STIMPY LOOK LIKE A 显示 MADE 由 ALBERT EINSTEIN!
CAN 你 AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE A TOLERABLE SONG!?
*If 你 did I wouldn’t want to burn 你 with my napalm flamethrower. >:(*
“Heeey heeeey heeeey”
WHAT DO 你 WANT FROM ME!?
“Just in time, I'm so glad 你 have a one track mind like me
你 gave my life direction”
That’s it, I’m done, I’M FUCKING DONE! TRAIN IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST BAND EVER. CONGRATUMOTHERFUCKINGLATIONS!
And believe me guys, that’s NOT an easy 标题 to earn.
“A game 显示 爱情 connection, we can't deny-y-y-y-y-y-y
I'm so obsessed”
At this point I’m just thinking of all the different ways to kill this band. Maybe a napalm flamethrower? Maybe an AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bomb? Acid would work nicely….
Nah, those are all way too nice. Shooting the sun at them would be too nice.
I hate my life.
“My 心 is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest
I believe in you, like a virgin, you're Madonna”
People, please. Just do me one small favor, I beg you. READ THE LYRICS OF A SONG BEFORE DECIDING IF 你 LIKE IT, FOR THE 爱情 OF GOD!
THIS IS THE WORST DAMN THING I’VE EVER HAD THE DISHONOR OF REVIEWING! THE SONG IS WORSE THAN FAKER, WORSE THAN THE POKEMON STORY, WORSE THAN DRIVE BY, WORSE THAN ANYTHING I’VE EVER REVIEWED AND WORSE THAN ANYTHING I WILL EVER REVIEW. BECAUSE THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THIS SONG IS.
ABANDONED 由 GOD.
“And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind”
REALLY!? Gonna AND wanna IN THE EXACT SAME SENTENCE, LET ALONE RIGHT 下一个 TO EACH OTHER!? AND GONNA SHOULD BE GOING TO! AN-
*AN602 Hydrogen Bomb Goes Off*
I’VE SEEN 12 年 OLDS THAT FAP TO SONIC HENTAI WRITE BETTER SONGS THAN THIS! 耶稣 CHRIST THE LORD!
“Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo
The way 你 移动 ain't fair 你 know
嘿 soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing 你 do tonight”
你 know, my mother always told me: “Ain’t ain’t a word! ;D” I guess we’re going to ignore that now. Because… I have no idea.
“Way 你 can cut a rug
Watching you's the only drug I need”
DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY CLUE ON WHAT THE HELL THIS SONG IS ABOUT!?
And now, ladies and gentlemen, a lyric EVEN WORSE THAN: *Mmm the way 你 do me!*
Holy. Mother. Fucking. Shit.
“So gangster, I'm so thug”
………………
Oh I think 你 guys need to read that one 更多 time.
“So gangster, I'm so thug”
What. THE. MOTHER. WRUI26BGSH77DFIUO25IUO6CBFW25SVFIOBVSXIFPOWH34626757Z
*Atomic Bomb Goes Off*
WHAT KIND OF A LYRIC IS THAT!? WHAT THE HELL!? THAT’S WHAT A 4 年 OLD SAYS WHEN THEY’RE TRYING TO ACT COOL!
SERIOUSLY, THAT’S ACTUALLY A LINE IN A SONG? THIS IS YOUR 马格南, 大酒瓶, 万能 OPUS!? THIS IS THE SONG 你 REALLY THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD 爱情 FOR YEARS AND YEARS TO COME!? ARE 你 SHITTING ME!?
EVEN CREATION OF A DRY 识骨寻踪 AT LEAST HAD SOME EFFORT PUT INTO IT! IT HAD HALF-DECENT GRAMMAR, AND WAS A PRETTY LONG FANFICTION WITH SOME PRETTY ADVANCED WORDS IN IT, BUT THIS!? THIS IS WHAT 你 GET WHEN YOU’RE HAVING A SIX 星, 星级 HANGOVER! I ACTUALLY THINK THIS SONG IS TRYING TO BE BAD! AND THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS FAILING ON A VAST SCALE.
Train, do me a favor and DECAY IN THE DARKEST PITS OF HUMANITY.
At least we’re almost done. >.<
“You're the only one I'm dreaming of
你 see I can be myself now finally”
This song makes a Dr. Seuss book look like a 12th grade history book. It just makes no fucking sense whatsoever. But 由 now 你 know that just as much as 你 know how to spell Soda.
“In fact there's nothing I can't be
I want the world to see you'll be with me”
I’m starting to think Ryan is Sir Isaac Newton now. And yes Chad, I REALLY JUST 说 THAT.
“Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo
The way 你 移动 ain't fair 你 know”
耶稣 Christ this song…… I just can’t believe it. It breaks the 4th wall, and here’s why.
墙 #1: The lyrics make Drive 由 look like a Shakespeare play.
墙 #2: People like this shit.
墙 #3: The 音乐 video sucks really hard. Harder than a bionically plastered aluminum bowling ball the size of the Iron Giant.
Harder than my Johnson. (Perverted jokes FTW! ;D)
墙 #4: I JUST COMPLIMENTED CREATION OF A DRY BONES, RYAN, AND DRIVE 由 IN THE SAME TOXIC SONG REVIEWS EPISODE. I NEVER DREAMED THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN.
AND WE STILL AREN’T DONE YET.
:)
SOMEBODY STAB ME IN THE 心 BEFORE I DO IT MYSELF.
“Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing 你 do tonight
嘿 soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing 你 do tonight
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (tonight)
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (tonight)”
HOLY 耶稣 ALMIGHTY CHRIST THE BEAUTIFUL AWESOME LORD, THE SONG’S FINALLY OVER. (Yeah, I know the “We still aren’t done yet!?” Joke was a bit late. XD)
In conclu-FUCK THE CONCLUSION, THIS SONG SUCKS.
IT’S INCREDIBLE how much this song fails. The 音乐 video is shit, the 唱歌 is 更多 annoying than the SpongeBob episode “Slide Whistle Stooges”, and overall, this is the worst song I’ve ever heard.
It has no life, no soul, and no purpose BUT TO PISS ME OFF 更多 THAN I’VE EVER BEEN.
I hope this teaches 你 guys a lesson. Seriously, Just because a song is catchy DOESN’T MEAN IN ANY UNIVERSE 或者 PARALLEL DIMENSION that the song is good.
This song is stupid, perverted, lame, and has some of the worst, IF NOT THE WORST, lyrics I’ve EVER heard. Fuck this song and fuck my life.
FINAL SCORE: Die Train. I mean it. I’ve never wanted anybody to die, because honestly that would be too cruel and mean, but in this case? I don’t care. This band is so insultingly bad it’s nowhere near funny. And all those times I 说 I wanted somebody to die? That was a stupid joke.
I mean it too. When all 你 have to contribute to society is this garbage, then 你 have no reason to live.
MESSAGE TO THE BAND: Either make a good song and hopefully change my mind 或者 make like the Roadrunner and SCRAM BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!
(I'm not even putting any pictures in this article, I JUST WANT TO 发布 THIS AND NEVER EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS SONG EVER AGAIN.)
(Also, sorry I was so mad. This song really is that bad, for the record. But on the plus side, I'm doing a positive 文章 next. Stay tuned for *Gasp* SOMETHING GOOD! ;D)
Train, 你 did it. 你 FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.
Except maybe Ryan.
Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get this song out of my mind, then I would. Because this song is a god awful disgrace against humanity that should be eradicated from the face of the Earth and burned 由 napalm flames in the deepest, darkest, and most violent part of the underworld. This song is evil, and represents all of the seven deadly sins. Lust, gluttony, greed, discouragement, wrath, envy, and pride.
Don’t ask why pride is a sin, JUST ROLL WITH IT! >.<
Also, I’m going to mention this now, EVERYBODY LOVES THIS SONG! Yeah, everybody loved Drive 由 and Trumpets, but AT LEAST with those songs people got tired of them after a while. But this hot mess? (That’s what my A-B teacher always says. You're awesome Mrs. Menard. ;D) NOBODY WILL LET IT GO.
And in the words of the villain from The Lorax, “Let it die, let it die! Let it shrivel up and cry!” (For the record, I didn't like that movie.)
耶稣 Christ society, I hope you're happy with the lame melodies 你 guys like. Have fun listening to, “Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply hefty bag to hold my love.”
BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING BETTER TO HOLD YOUR 爱情 IN THAN A GARBAGE CAN. ;D
Yep, I’m stalling again. I only do that when I REALLY loathe something. And I can’t get that point across to 你 guys at all! Because nobody will ever understand my hatred…. For this song.
I despise it with all my metallic heart……… *Quote Dr. Robotnik Sonic SATAM*
Let’s just get this over with….. This is Train’s “Soul Sister”
“Heeey Heeeey Heeeeey”
WHAT THE HELL DO 你 WANT!?
“Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains”
GODDAMNIT TRAIN, YOUR SONG MAKES ME WANT TO 包, 换行 MYSELF IN CHAINS! (Sing that line in the song’s melody. ;D)
Seriously though, WHAT!? THAT’S THE ONLY WORD I HAVE TO SAY, WHAT!?
DID THEY INHALE 50 GALLONS OF 伏特加 BEFORE MAKING THIS SONG!? AND IT GETS MUCH BETTER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
“I knew I wouldn't forget you
And so I went and let 你 blow my mind”
……….
PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE THIS!?
Yep, just like my last song reviews, people only like this song for the catchy beat and don’t realize how terrible the lyrics are.
Seriously, why the hell else would people like: “On the upside of a downward spiral, my 爱情 for 你 went viral. / “Is it weird that your 屁股 reminds me of a Kanye West song?”
AND WHO COULD FORGET: “Mmm the way 你 do me!”
This argument is actually going somewhere. I guess I really aren’t making these song reviews for no reason whatsoever. HOORAY! ^__^ (Got really sidetracked XD sorry.)
“Your sweet moonbeam
The smell of 你 in every single dream I dream”
This guy is so bad it’s fucking hilarious. XD Seriously, Train is TERRIBLE. WITH CLASSIC LINES LI-
Let’s not start, we could be here all day.
或者 week.
或者 month.
或者 year.
或者 decade.
或者 century.
或者 millennium, whatever floats your boat. (Who says that anymore? ;D)
Seriously though, I like apples because apples are tasty. In other words, people who don’t know me very well, I say that when STUPID PEOPLE PUT THE SAME WORD IN THE EXACT SAME SENTENCE. STOP IT, YOUR SONG IS ALREADY TERRIBLE! IT’S LIKE POURING SALT ON AN OPEN WOUND!
I am now going to quote a sentence from an older review of mine: *Then again, when you’re so perverted school doesn’t even accept 你 what do 你 expect?*
“I knew when we collided you're the one I have decided
Who's one of my kind”
Can 你 even IMAGINE what the hell this guy is talking about? At this point we can assume this guy isn’t even trying.
SERIOUSLY, MY 5 年 OLD SISTER MAKES BETTER SONGS THAN YOU! EITHER PUT IN EFFORT 或者 I’LL PUT A MACHETE THROUGH YOUR HEART!
“Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo”
Oh my god. OH MY FUCKING GOD. This band actually had THE NERVE to insult other songs. THAT IS SO MEAN! HOW CRUEL CAN 你 GET!? THIS SONG LITERALLY JUST MADE FUN OF ANOTHER SONG!
I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THE SONG IS GOOD 或者 NOT, THAT IS HARSH.
And did I mention I like apples?
“The way 你 移动 ain't fair 你 know
嘿 soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing 你 do tonight”
THE ADVENTURES OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WAS EASIER TO UNDERSTAND THAN THIS SONG. HELL, THIS SONG MAKES REN AND STIMPY LOOK LIKE A 显示 MADE 由 ALBERT EINSTEIN!
CAN 你 AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE A TOLERABLE SONG!?
*If 你 did I wouldn’t want to burn 你 with my napalm flamethrower. >:(*
“Heeey heeeey heeeey”
WHAT DO 你 WANT FROM ME!?
“Just in time, I'm so glad 你 have a one track mind like me
你 gave my life direction”
That’s it, I’m done, I’M FUCKING DONE! TRAIN IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST BAND EVER. CONGRATUMOTHERFUCKINGLATIONS!
And believe me guys, that’s NOT an easy 标题 to earn.
“A game 显示 爱情 connection, we can't deny-y-y-y-y-y-y
I'm so obsessed”
At this point I’m just thinking of all the different ways to kill this band. Maybe a napalm flamethrower? Maybe an AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bomb? Acid would work nicely….
Nah, those are all way too nice. Shooting the sun at them would be too nice.
I hate my life.
“My 心 is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest
I believe in you, like a virgin, you're Madonna”
People, please. Just do me one small favor, I beg you. READ THE LYRICS OF A SONG BEFORE DECIDING IF 你 LIKE IT, FOR THE 爱情 OF GOD!
THIS IS THE WORST DAMN THING I’VE EVER HAD THE DISHONOR OF REVIEWING! THE SONG IS WORSE THAN FAKER, WORSE THAN THE POKEMON STORY, WORSE THAN DRIVE BY, WORSE THAN ANYTHING I’VE EVER REVIEWED AND WORSE THAN ANYTHING I WILL EVER REVIEW. BECAUSE THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THIS SONG IS.
ABANDONED 由 GOD.
“And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind”
REALLY!? Gonna AND wanna IN THE EXACT SAME SENTENCE, LET ALONE RIGHT 下一个 TO EACH OTHER!? AND GONNA SHOULD BE GOING TO! AN-
*AN602 Hydrogen Bomb Goes Off*
I’VE SEEN 12 年 OLDS THAT FAP TO SONIC HENTAI WRITE BETTER SONGS THAN THIS! 耶稣 CHRIST THE LORD!
“Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo
The way 你 移动 ain't fair 你 know
嘿 soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing 你 do tonight”
你 know, my mother always told me: “Ain’t ain’t a word! ;D” I guess we’re going to ignore that now. Because… I have no idea.
“Way 你 can cut a rug
Watching you's the only drug I need”
DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY CLUE ON WHAT THE HELL THIS SONG IS ABOUT!?
And now, ladies and gentlemen, a lyric EVEN WORSE THAN: *Mmm the way 你 do me!*
Holy. Mother. Fucking. Shit.
“So gangster, I'm so thug”
………………
Oh I think 你 guys need to read that one 更多 time.
“So gangster, I'm so thug”
What. THE. MOTHER. WRUI26BGSH77DFIUO25IUO6CBFW25SVFIOBVSXIFPOWH34626757Z
*Atomic Bomb Goes Off*
WHAT KIND OF A LYRIC IS THAT!? WHAT THE HELL!? THAT’S WHAT A 4 年 OLD SAYS WHEN THEY’RE TRYING TO ACT COOL!
SERIOUSLY, THAT’S ACTUALLY A LINE IN A SONG? THIS IS YOUR 马格南, 大酒瓶, 万能 OPUS!? THIS IS THE SONG 你 REALLY THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD 爱情 FOR YEARS AND YEARS TO COME!? ARE 你 SHITTING ME!?
EVEN CREATION OF A DRY 识骨寻踪 AT LEAST HAD SOME EFFORT PUT INTO IT! IT HAD HALF-DECENT GRAMMAR, AND WAS A PRETTY LONG FANFICTION WITH SOME PRETTY ADVANCED WORDS IN IT, BUT THIS!? THIS IS WHAT 你 GET WHEN YOU’RE HAVING A SIX 星, 星级 HANGOVER! I ACTUALLY THINK THIS SONG IS TRYING TO BE BAD! AND THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS FAILING ON A VAST SCALE.
Train, do me a favor and DECAY IN THE DARKEST PITS OF HUMANITY.
At least we’re almost done. >.<
“You're the only one I'm dreaming of
你 see I can be myself now finally”
This song makes a Dr. Seuss book look like a 12th grade history book. It just makes no fucking sense whatsoever. But 由 now 你 know that just as much as 你 know how to spell Soda.
“In fact there's nothing I can't be
I want the world to see you'll be with me”
I’m starting to think Ryan is Sir Isaac Newton now. And yes Chad, I REALLY JUST 说 THAT.
“Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo
The way 你 移动 ain't fair 你 know”
耶稣 Christ this song…… I just can’t believe it. It breaks the 4th wall, and here’s why.
墙 #1: The lyrics make Drive 由 look like a Shakespeare play.
墙 #2: People like this shit.
墙 #3: The 音乐 video sucks really hard. Harder than a bionically plastered aluminum bowling ball the size of the Iron Giant.
Harder than my Johnson. (Perverted jokes FTW! ;D)
墙 #4: I JUST COMPLIMENTED CREATION OF A DRY BONES, RYAN, AND DRIVE 由 IN THE SAME TOXIC SONG REVIEWS EPISODE. I NEVER DREAMED THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN.
AND WE STILL AREN’T DONE YET.
:)
SOMEBODY STAB ME IN THE 心 BEFORE I DO IT MYSELF.
“Hey soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing 你 do tonight
嘿 soul sister, I don't wanna miss a single thing 你 do tonight
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (tonight)
Heeey heeeey heeeeey (tonight)”
HOLY 耶稣 ALMIGHTY CHRIST THE BEAUTIFUL AWESOME LORD, THE SONG’S FINALLY OVER. (Yeah, I know the “We still aren’t done yet!?” Joke was a bit late. XD)
In conclu-FUCK THE CONCLUSION, THIS SONG SUCKS.
IT’S INCREDIBLE how much this song fails. The 音乐 video is shit, the 唱歌 is 更多 annoying than the SpongeBob episode “Slide Whistle Stooges”, and overall, this is the worst song I’ve ever heard.
It has no life, no soul, and no purpose BUT TO PISS ME OFF 更多 THAN I’VE EVER BEEN.
I hope this teaches 你 guys a lesson. Seriously, Just because a song is catchy DOESN’T MEAN IN ANY UNIVERSE 或者 PARALLEL DIMENSION that the song is good.
This song is stupid, perverted, lame, and has some of the worst, IF NOT THE WORST, lyrics I’ve EVER heard. Fuck this song and fuck my life.
FINAL SCORE: Die Train. I mean it. I’ve never wanted anybody to die, because honestly that would be too cruel and mean, but in this case? I don’t care. This band is so insultingly bad it’s nowhere near funny. And all those times I 说 I wanted somebody to die? That was a stupid joke.
I mean it too. When all 你 have to contribute to society is this garbage, then 你 have no reason to live.
MESSAGE TO THE BAND: Either make a good song and hopefully change my mind 或者 make like the Roadrunner and SCRAM BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!
(I'm not even putting any pictures in this article, I JUST WANT TO 发布 THIS AND NEVER EVEN THINK ABOUT THIS SONG EVER AGAIN.)
(Also, sorry I was so mad. This song really is that bad, for the record. But on the plus side, I'm doing a positive 文章 next. Stay tuned for *Gasp* SOMETHING GOOD! ;D)
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the 花 girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure 你 disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call 你 repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure 你 set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill 浓情巧克力 fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid 移动 由 getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.
3) Pay the 花 girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.
4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure 你 disabled the piano/organ first.
5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.
6) Get your best friend to call 你 repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure 你 set your ringtone to an irritating tone.
7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.
8) "Trip" and spill 浓情巧克力 fondue all over the bride.
9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid 移动 由 getting married" sign on the groom's back.
10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#9 Have one of your 老友记 hit 你 on the back and spit out a piece of white gum 或者 a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until 你 have $20 或者 more.
#7 If 你 have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do 婴儿 come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob 或者 音乐 videos.
#4 Go around 唱歌 the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!