No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about 迪士尼 and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have 你 watched Shake it up? It's the best thing 迪士尼 has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit 迪士尼 Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL 迪士尼 & music. Even the trash 电影院 like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the 迪士尼 direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap 迪士尼 Channel has to offer.
迪士尼 Channel now is nothing but pure crap.
迪士尼 Channel is now all about making mediocre, shitty singers & grabbing money from dim-witted kids & their parents. And not only that, but it also makes them idiots. They go 由 with all of that "You're just jealous you're not famous & their talented & rich!" 或者 even "If you're so talented, then why don't I see 你 on TV 或者 on the radio?"
Ok, BULL. SHIT. I am NOT jealous of the idiots on 迪士尼 Channel. Ok, got that? I hate sounding cocky, but for this, I had to make an exception of saying that I'm TALENTED, especially compared to the garbage singers on 迪士尼 Channel. So yeah, I can dance, & I can sing. If I'm going to be jealous of someone, I'm going to be jealous of someone who has TALENT; I'm going to be jealous of someone like Liz Callaway, Tami Tappan Damiano, Cassidy Ladden, Michelle Nicastro, John Lennon, Michael Jackson, Rihanna, Madonna, Usher, ADELE, Elvis, Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Cher, Lenny Williams, Danny Elfman, Cascada, Jodi Benson, Beyonce, Lea Salonga, Shakira, Bob Marley, Adam Levine (Maroon 5), Avril Lavigne, Snoop Dogg, Whitney Houston, Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter, Jordin Sparks, Raven-Symone, Hilary Duff, Linkin Park, Daughtry, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake, Samantha Barks, Anne Hathaway, Lana Parrilla, Shia LaBeouf, & so many more!
迪士尼 Channel and Justin Bieber's 粉丝 are clear proof that idiots can be created, regardless of their academic achievements, & how well they do in school (most perfect example is how when I was on Instagram a bunch of Justin Bieber 粉丝 started insulting me and telling me to kill myself and that I was jealous just because I 说 I didn't like Justin Bieber).
I'll give 你 ONE example of an idiotic 显示 on 迪士尼 Channel that has stupid jokes, no character developmeI', and provides no morals:
Austin and Ally - that 显示 damaged my brain so badly that I think my brain cells will take a very LONG time to recover. NOTHING in this 显示 is good, NOTHING. You're better off watching Jerseylicious than this horrible excuse for a show; yeah, it's that bad. Jerseylicious gave me the biggest fucking headache I have ever gotten from watching a show, but I'd rather FORCE myself to sit past that shit than to have my brain cells assaulted 由 such a garbage 显示 like Austin & Ally.
The 显示 makes zero to zip sense. And dare I say it, it is the worst shit 迪士尼 Channel has done 由 far. Unrealistic characters, horrible songs with heavy-use of editing, bad lip syncing, jokes that make "You don't mess with the Zohan" look like the greatest comedy ever made, 表演 so bad that it makes the 表演 in The Adventures of 鲨鱼 Boy & Lava girl look like The Godfather, poor casting choices, dialogue so painfully bad that it hurts just listening to it, & so much 更多 that I can continue on for hours.
Shake it Up (thank goodness this 显示 is over) - The 表演 is horrendously bad, the characters are all annoying, unlikeable Mary-Sues with no personalities, can't dance for shit, & RAPE the shit out of auto-tune & editing when they 'sing'; In other words, it's an exact replica of Jonas L.A.! The 显示 consists of a bunch of girls who dress like sluts, dance around like monkeys, & practically dance for others to get things they want. So, in other words, they are whores. Because it's appropriate for kids to learn that 你 should dance for others for money to get things 你 want (like a stripper). 胜利之歌 is better than this. And as for the dancing, anyone, even a beginner at dancing can do better than them.
The choreography in this 显示 is so basic that it fails on its own. All they do is wave their arms around, with no rhythm, no splits, jumps, etc. & they expect people to call that dancing. I've watched plenty of good dancing 电影院 with solid choreography in them, & Shake it Up is far bellow the bottom of the barrel of how mediocre it is compared to them, 或者 not. If 你 want to see good dancing, & solid choreography, watch Step Up 3D, Footloose (remake), Smash, Dirty Dancing, 发胶 (2007), West Side Story, Saturday Night Fever, 唱歌 in the rain, & even Stomp the Yard.
And how are they sluts? Well, for one just look at the way the girls dress; No girl who has a hint of sanity & self respect for herself would be caught dead dressing like link , & no parent who has self respect for their own young daughter would go out & buy the crap-ass, slutty outfits the Shake it Up girls wear. Secondly, as I previously said, these girls danced for other people to get money for products they could have asked their parents to buy them instead, like a cellphone. And third of all, they sing & constantly talk about (and do so anyways) going to the club when they're far too young for that, fashion being 更多 important than being yourself, & sneaking out to do they please (like going to an adult club).
Don't even get me started on the awful stereotypes, & inconsistencies. The 显示 takes place in Chicago, but none of the stuff in there is accurate. I've even seen people who live in Chicago complain about how the 显示 shows nothing close to the Chicago state design, dressing style, etc. And those twins, they have to have the worst & most fakest accents I have ever heard. 你 know what? The fake accents in that 皇后乐队 of the Dammed movie sound far 更多 authentic than this.
As for inconsistencies, how can the mother of one of the characters afford such a luxurious & rich apartment under her security guard salary? Does that make any sort of logical sense to you? Because it sure as hell doesn't to me.
And I also really, really hate the two main characters. They are so annoying that they drive me to the point of insanity. I don't even know how the hell these two morons are even best friends: Rocky is a 婊子, 子 who is always putting Cece down & leaving her in her shadow. While Cece is portrayed as a bumbling nerdy idiot who takes whatever Rocky shoves at her. So if that's friendship right there, then I guess I must really hate my own friends.
But wait! These two ARE friends! 你 know why?! Because these two do EVERYTHING together! EVERYTHING!! They dace together, sing together, sleep in the same room together, eat together, sleep together, walk together, think together, put on makeup together, hell I'll bet they even take a shit together!! I just wonder if these two girls are 女同性恋 just trying to hid it behind their faces. Seriously.
THIS is solid dancing:
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THIS is crap only someone with the IQ of under 60 can call good, let alone even dancing:
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Oh, and they also made fun of eating disorders.
One thing that really pisses me off about the moronic fanbase of 迪士尼 Channel is how they act like they know the actors & go on with "Don' be so meen...I now its your opinion but...how do 你 think these actors feel when they read your mean 评论 about them??" 或者 "Stop being so rude, 你 can really hurt their feelings with this kind of rudeness!!!11!!". Ok, get this through your head, I don't give two-shits of a cent about their feelings. Do 你 think I care that Justin Bieber has his feelings hurt 或者 that Ross Lynch & Laura felt like trash because of what I said? I don't care about that. Just like the way none of 你 cared about how Rebecca Black felt like when 你 severely insulted her &/or sent her death threats, 或者 how none of 你 care about how REAL SINGERS like 蕾哈娜 或者 Mandy Moore feel when they see how 你 worship shit like 迪士尼 channel & not them, 或者 how none of 你 give two shits of a cent for bands like Daughtry and Lady Antebellum who work their fucking asses off to get half the fame the idiots on 迪士尼 Channel get but won't get because the fantards will never notice them, then I shouldn't give one single flipping fuck about the feelings of a bunch of idiots from a shitty network that attracts nothing but imbeciles who wet their panties over the excrement it produces.
If Justin read what I 说 about him, good, then maybe he'll learn something & start taking some classes on real 唱歌 & learning how to act & how not to be an arrogant douche. The same goes for Ross Lynch, Laura, & some of the other morons from the new shit on 迪士尼 Channel; if they felt horrible after 阅读 the facts about them on my stamp, then I hope they consider bettering themselves & stop doing shit they can't do even if they're lives depended on it.
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit 迪士尼 Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL 迪士尼 & music. Even the trash 电影院 like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the 迪士尼 direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap 迪士尼 Channel has to offer.
迪士尼 Channel now is nothing but pure crap.
迪士尼 Channel is now all about making mediocre, shitty singers & grabbing money from dim-witted kids & their parents. And not only that, but it also makes them idiots. They go 由 with all of that "You're just jealous you're not famous & their talented & rich!" 或者 even "If you're so talented, then why don't I see 你 on TV 或者 on the radio?"
Ok, BULL. SHIT. I am NOT jealous of the idiots on 迪士尼 Channel. Ok, got that? I hate sounding cocky, but for this, I had to make an exception of saying that I'm TALENTED, especially compared to the garbage singers on 迪士尼 Channel. So yeah, I can dance, & I can sing. If I'm going to be jealous of someone, I'm going to be jealous of someone who has TALENT; I'm going to be jealous of someone like Liz Callaway, Tami Tappan Damiano, Cassidy Ladden, Michelle Nicastro, John Lennon, Michael Jackson, Rihanna, Madonna, Usher, ADELE, Elvis, Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Cher, Lenny Williams, Danny Elfman, Cascada, Jodi Benson, Beyonce, Lea Salonga, Shakira, Bob Marley, Adam Levine (Maroon 5), Avril Lavigne, Snoop Dogg, Whitney Houston, Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter, Jordin Sparks, Raven-Symone, Hilary Duff, Linkin Park, Daughtry, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake, Samantha Barks, Anne Hathaway, Lana Parrilla, Shia LaBeouf, & so many more!
迪士尼 Channel and Justin Bieber's 粉丝 are clear proof that idiots can be created, regardless of their academic achievements, & how well they do in school (most perfect example is how when I was on Instagram a bunch of Justin Bieber 粉丝 started insulting me and telling me to kill myself and that I was jealous just because I 说 I didn't like Justin Bieber).
I'll give 你 ONE example of an idiotic 显示 on 迪士尼 Channel that has stupid jokes, no character developmeI', and provides no morals:
Austin and Ally - that 显示 damaged my brain so badly that I think my brain cells will take a very LONG time to recover. NOTHING in this 显示 is good, NOTHING. You're better off watching Jerseylicious than this horrible excuse for a show; yeah, it's that bad. Jerseylicious gave me the biggest fucking headache I have ever gotten from watching a show, but I'd rather FORCE myself to sit past that shit than to have my brain cells assaulted 由 such a garbage 显示 like Austin & Ally.
The 显示 makes zero to zip sense. And dare I say it, it is the worst shit 迪士尼 Channel has done 由 far. Unrealistic characters, horrible songs with heavy-use of editing, bad lip syncing, jokes that make "You don't mess with the Zohan" look like the greatest comedy ever made, 表演 so bad that it makes the 表演 in The Adventures of 鲨鱼 Boy & Lava girl look like The Godfather, poor casting choices, dialogue so painfully bad that it hurts just listening to it, & so much 更多 that I can continue on for hours.
Shake it Up (thank goodness this 显示 is over) - The 表演 is horrendously bad, the characters are all annoying, unlikeable Mary-Sues with no personalities, can't dance for shit, & RAPE the shit out of auto-tune & editing when they 'sing'; In other words, it's an exact replica of Jonas L.A.! The 显示 consists of a bunch of girls who dress like sluts, dance around like monkeys, & practically dance for others to get things they want. So, in other words, they are whores. Because it's appropriate for kids to learn that 你 should dance for others for money to get things 你 want (like a stripper). 胜利之歌 is better than this. And as for the dancing, anyone, even a beginner at dancing can do better than them.
The choreography in this 显示 is so basic that it fails on its own. All they do is wave their arms around, with no rhythm, no splits, jumps, etc. & they expect people to call that dancing. I've watched plenty of good dancing 电影院 with solid choreography in them, & Shake it Up is far bellow the bottom of the barrel of how mediocre it is compared to them, 或者 not. If 你 want to see good dancing, & solid choreography, watch Step Up 3D, Footloose (remake), Smash, Dirty Dancing, 发胶 (2007), West Side Story, Saturday Night Fever, 唱歌 in the rain, & even Stomp the Yard.
And how are they sluts? Well, for one just look at the way the girls dress; No girl who has a hint of sanity & self respect for herself would be caught dead dressing like link , & no parent who has self respect for their own young daughter would go out & buy the crap-ass, slutty outfits the Shake it Up girls wear. Secondly, as I previously said, these girls danced for other people to get money for products they could have asked their parents to buy them instead, like a cellphone. And third of all, they sing & constantly talk about (and do so anyways) going to the club when they're far too young for that, fashion being 更多 important than being yourself, & sneaking out to do they please (like going to an adult club).
Don't even get me started on the awful stereotypes, & inconsistencies. The 显示 takes place in Chicago, but none of the stuff in there is accurate. I've even seen people who live in Chicago complain about how the 显示 shows nothing close to the Chicago state design, dressing style, etc. And those twins, they have to have the worst & most fakest accents I have ever heard. 你 know what? The fake accents in that 皇后乐队 of the Dammed movie sound far 更多 authentic than this.
As for inconsistencies, how can the mother of one of the characters afford such a luxurious & rich apartment under her security guard salary? Does that make any sort of logical sense to you? Because it sure as hell doesn't to me.
And I also really, really hate the two main characters. They are so annoying that they drive me to the point of insanity. I don't even know how the hell these two morons are even best friends: Rocky is a 婊子, 子 who is always putting Cece down & leaving her in her shadow. While Cece is portrayed as a bumbling nerdy idiot who takes whatever Rocky shoves at her. So if that's friendship right there, then I guess I must really hate my own friends.
But wait! These two ARE friends! 你 know why?! Because these two do EVERYTHING together! EVERYTHING!! They dace together, sing together, sleep in the same room together, eat together, sleep together, walk together, think together, put on makeup together, hell I'll bet they even take a shit together!! I just wonder if these two girls are 女同性恋 just trying to hid it behind their faces. Seriously.
THIS is solid dancing:
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THIS is crap only someone with the IQ of under 60 can call good, let alone even dancing:
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Oh, and they also made fun of eating disorders.
One thing that really pisses me off about the moronic fanbase of 迪士尼 Channel is how they act like they know the actors & go on with "Don' be so meen...I now its your opinion but...how do 你 think these actors feel when they read your mean 评论 about them??" 或者 "Stop being so rude, 你 can really hurt their feelings with this kind of rudeness!!!11!!". Ok, get this through your head, I don't give two-shits of a cent about their feelings. Do 你 think I care that Justin Bieber has his feelings hurt 或者 that Ross Lynch & Laura felt like trash because of what I said? I don't care about that. Just like the way none of 你 cared about how Rebecca Black felt like when 你 severely insulted her &/or sent her death threats, 或者 how none of 你 care about how REAL SINGERS like 蕾哈娜 或者 Mandy Moore feel when they see how 你 worship shit like 迪士尼 channel & not them, 或者 how none of 你 give two shits of a cent for bands like Daughtry and Lady Antebellum who work their fucking asses off to get half the fame the idiots on 迪士尼 Channel get but won't get because the fantards will never notice them, then I shouldn't give one single flipping fuck about the feelings of a bunch of idiots from a shitty network that attracts nothing but imbeciles who wet their panties over the excrement it produces.
If Justin read what I 说 about him, good, then maybe he'll learn something & start taking some classes on real 唱歌 & learning how to act & how not to be an arrogant douche. The same goes for Ross Lynch, Laura, & some of the other morons from the new shit on 迪士尼 Channel; if they felt horrible after 阅读 the facts about them on my stamp, then I hope they consider bettering themselves & stop doing shit they can't do even if they're lives depended on it.
At the end of series 3, 你 never really find out what happens to Zuko's Mom, do you? well, I've got an idea, check this out:
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be 下一个 in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well 你 know that face 或者 a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If 你 don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she got trapped in the spirit world
Ozai wanted to be firelord, but Azulon wouldn't let him be 下一个 in line, yadda yadda yadda, Iroh and Lu Ten, yadda yadda yadda, Ozai has to kill his first born son. But Ursa didn't like that so she planned a plan so that Ozai would be firelord and Zuko would live, but then Ursa was banished and I THINK that Ozai killed Azulon but who knows. So, Ursa is banished, and I don't really know where she's gone....but remember when Aang was in the spirit world and he had to talk to "The Face Stealer" (Can't remember the name-sorry) and he changes his face, Right? Well 你 know that face 或者 a girl with long dark hair? Doen't she look alot like Ursa? If 你 don't think so just have a look at how different Azula looked when she was crazy and cut her hair.
Think about it...I could be right!
So she got trapped in the spirit world
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours 或者 mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do 你 put that back?"
I had a lot of fun 写作 these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours 或者 mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do 你 put that back?"
I had a lot of fun 写作 these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can 你 believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how 你 respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can 你 believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how 你 respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!