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1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if 你 don't look like a movie 星, 星级 because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because 你 爱情 to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much 食物 in one 日 you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If 你 want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then 你 throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if 你 don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone 你 may never see again 或者 someone you'll probably never even talk to.
-If 你 do talk to them then 你 look them in the eye and be like, "Hey, haters gonna hate."

5. Judge people.
-People like to judge a book 由 its cover and pisses me off. 你 look at person with glasses and think 'nerd' 或者 someone wears black and think 'emo'
-That nerd and that 情绪硬核 could be the coolest people on the planet but no one would know cause they judged them to quickly.

6. Cry over someone who doesn't care.
-If they don't care about 你 then 你 shouldn't give two fucks about them. Don't let them walk all over 你 and give them the satisfaction of seeing 你 cry.
-You walk with your head held high, your cheeks dry and say fuck 你 everytime they walk 由 (you like my rhyme? I made it up!)

7. Get mad when they don't get what they want.
-If 你 have a damn computer, tv, bed, house then don't come crying to me because 你 can't get that new 衬衫 你 want.
-Lots of people don't have houses, tvs, beds, computers and are lucky if they can get a piece of gum. Just sit down in a corner and shut it up!

8. Talk crap about other people.
-You know what if you're calling some one ugly 或者 dumb then 你 have an ugly personality and you're dumb for saying it.
-Don't talk about someone like you're better than them. I don't care what they did to you. No one is ever better than some one else. It's impossible.

9. Go around 表演 like their perfect.
-It's okay to mess up sometimes. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to fail sometimes in life but that's alright because everyone goes through that experience.
-Except your failures and stop trying to be something that doesn't exist. (that something is perfection.)

10. Be mean to somebody for no damn reason.
-If you're going to be mean to someone at least have a good reason. "That girl slept with my boyfriend" , "that guy slept with my boyfriend" and yes I meant what I just said.
-You're a cruel, evil person if you're hurting someone just for fun and you're getting a one way ticket to hell. Go see a therapist, cry out your anger, play monopoly but stop being so mean.

That's all folks!
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Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
Repeat above until failure.
Rearrange political campaign signs.
Sharpen your teeth.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Braid your 狗 hair.
Clean and polish your belly button.
Water your dog...see if he grows.
Wash a tree.
Knight yourself and some close friends.
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Flirt with an evergreen.
Scare Steven King.
Give your cat a mohawk.
Purr.
Mow your carpet.
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