Here are my 列表 of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let 你 know now i got alot of these from the youtobe channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything 或者 eating anything 你 might spit it 或者 something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the 扫帚 late to work?
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the 湾 they'd be bagels.
#5 What's Michelle Obama's 最喜爱的 vegetable?
#6 Why does the 蘑菇 have so many friends?
Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)
#7 What do 你 call a fake noodle?
An impasta! (Imposter)
#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes?
#9 What do 你 call a pencil without lead?
#10 How do 你 make an octopus giggle ten times?
你 give him ten-tickles (tenticles)
#11 How do 你 make lady gaga cry?
#12 What did Beethoven become when he died?
#13 What's a chicken's 最喜爱的 composer?
#14 What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between 你 and me man, something smells." (Your nose)
#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me man, we'll go places."
#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack?
"Stay here, I'll go on a-head."
#17 Why can't 你 hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)
#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework?
The teacher 说 it was a piece of cake.
#19 Why did the 番茄 blush?
It saw the 沙拉 dressing.
#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
#21 Why did the man send his phone to school?
He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)
#22 How do crazy people go through a forest?
They take the psycho path.
#23 How do 你 know if it's raining 猫 and dogs?
你 step in a poodle (puddle)
#24 How do 你 know if a clock is wise?
It goes clockwise (i thought of that)
#25 How do 你 get 皮卡丘 on a bus?
你 神奇宝贝 (pok 'em on)
#26 Why can't 你 dress with 皮卡丘 in the room?
He'll 皮卡丘 (peek at you)
#27 What do 你 call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (so old right?)
#28 How do get holy water?
你 boil the hell out of it!
#29 What starts with "E" ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope, duh xD
#30 Why didn't the skeleton 交叉, 十字架 the road?
He didn't have the guts to.
#31 What did the ghost say to scare the bees?
"BOOOOBEEES!" XD (please don't yell that if your parents are home)
#32 What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalepeño face! (All up in yo face)
#33 What do 你 call an alligator in a vest?
An in- vest-igator investigator
#34 What's 粉, 粉色 and fluffy?
粉, 粉色 fluff
#34.5 what's blue and fluffy? (Think about it)
粉, 粉色 fluff holding it's breath.
#35 What happens when 你 drink 7 coca colas?
你 burp 7up
#36 Why can't your nose ever be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
#37 why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
#38 Why was the police man in bed?
He was undercover.
#39 what did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
"Watts up?" (You know li,e the watts that are in a light bulb?)
#40 what did the 鱼 say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!" LAST ONE!
#41 Why can't 你 trust lions?
They be lion to you! (Lying)
Alright so those are my corny jokes. Hope 你 liked them. Make sure 你 check out vlogbrothers they're really cool. Ciao! And rememeber...